Zombie Mommy


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Home from their latest Delaware crime-stopping adventures, Lily Gefelty and her friends Katie, Jasper, and Drgnan Pghlik face killer tarantulas and teenaged vampires when they try to rescue Lily's mother, who has been possessed by a menacing zombie that wants to take over the world.




A Zombie For Mommy!


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"A Zombie For Mommy!" is a fun and quirky read by Ameican SciFi novelist Yvette Kendall. Her story peeks into the whimsical lives of a sweet 1st grader named Mahari, and her newly divorced mom. Mahari has met a surprising new (not so imaginary friend), that she thinks will change her mom's life for the better.




That's Not Your Mommy Anymore


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A twisted children’s book parody that teaches kids what to do if mommy suddenly joins the legion of the undead. In the ongoing effort to warn an unprepared world of the rising danger from zombie attacks, one vulnerable group has been left out—small children. That's Not Your Mommy Anymore offers social workers, counselors, and educators a helpful new tool to communicate with hard-to-reach at-risk youth. This inviting and entertaining story helps early readers understand for themselves that a mom who has fresh brain casserole in the oven instead of her usual meatloaf is probably not their mommy anymore . . . This utterly twisted and incredibly funny take on the classic children’s book genre tells an entertaining story in rhyming text even as it teaches other telltale signs that mom has been bitten by a zombie! Rabid zombie fans will be highly entertained by this hilarious parody that adult readers are sure to love as much as the real children books they enjoyed as kids. Praise for That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore “Younger kids might be a little frightened by the idea of a formerly loving mother who now wants to dine on human flesh, but older kids and grown ups will get a kick out of this tale.” —GeekDad, Wired.com




I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus


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I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.




A Zombie for Mommy!


Book Description

"A Zombie For Mommy!" is a fun and quirky read by American SciFi Novelist, Yvette Kendall. The story peeks into the lives of a sweet 1st grader named Mahari, and her newly divorced mom; who's about to be set up on a strange and spooky date.




Mombie


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On a snowy winter morning, suburban mom Annie Prockner is taking her 13-year-old, Max, to school while her husband Ben drives eight-year-old Patty. The blizzard thickens, and the mist between worlds thins. It doesn't take long before they each realize that they aren't in Kansas anymore: mother and son, father and daughter have separately passed through the veil. They soon discover that they have been granted wondrous abilities which they must learn to master in this new world, a place rich with magic-and on the verge of an all-out war. In a fantastical world filled with Centaurs, Giants, Gnomes, Zombies, Trolls, Mermaids, Pixies, and other fabulous creatures, a villainous Swamp Ogre named Barthas has raised an army and is causing murder and mayhem among the gentle citizens of the Painted Valley. Without realizing it, Annie and Ben find themselves on opposite sides of the conflict, in which every member of the family is challenged to their utmost just to stay alive. "Mombie: The Zombie Mom" is a funny, scary, uplifting fairy tale for modern kids of all ages-the perfect book to read aloud with the whole family.




My Mommy Is a Zombie


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Sometimes mommies turn into zombies. And they leave behind little boys and girls who miss them very much. An illustrated story about the dangers of having a zombie for a mom.




A Werewolf For Mommy!


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Book two from the "Somebody For Mommy! Series" comes "A Werewolf For Mommy!" Little Mahari is at it again. Her first attempt at finding love for her Mom didn't go so well. Can you believe it, she set her Mom up with a Zombie? A real live Zombie. So, this time she has to get it right. A cute doggie from a nearby cemetery has come to the rescue. He will be Mahari's new best friend and lead her to the perfect date for her Mom. She asked herself, "What could go wrong this time?" Are you ready to find out? Let's open the book and see.




My Mommy's a Zombie


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When a little boy suspects that his mother is turning into a zombie, he must face his fear to find the cure.




Zombie Mom


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Half-Limbed Zombies. Microchips. Secret Labs. Biological Experiments. This is the start of an extraordinary series of where Evolution meets Apocalypse. Science Fiction Author Lucas Mysterio introduces, "Zombie Mom: The Prelude". Zombie Mom is more than just another tale of zombies, its the beginning of the war for survival. As the Newton-Kiplinger Corporation invents a revolutionary cure for diabetics, in the Ortega Forest exists their secret lab, where biological experiments sought the growth of amputated limbs at all cost. As a dark control tower secured the camp of half-limbed zombies, the corporation's team of doctors placed microchips inside the newborns for further 'research'. As the last experiment goes absolutely wild, the vicious patient "M8" makes her first appearance. “Along the dark foggy brown hills right off the Ortega Highway, an obscure small building designed as a ‘black cube’ faded in and out of the wet white misty murkiness. Nothing could be seen above ground level at all.” (page 4) "Looking past the cold misty darkness, in a Claustrophobic-type of fog, Dr. Kiplinger and Col. Kane move toward the feeding frenzy, and accompanied by a convoy of security as they began to approach closer to the secret lab entrance." (page 30, 31). “As Dr. Kiplinger passes by a very large window showing newborn babies being cared for by nurses in incubators, the babies are crying, and one is screaming and crying, and the nurse is tasking one away and giving one to a doctor in a white coat. Now enter into another room of a team of doctors that are placing microchips that are inserted into the thoracic region of the spinal cords of the newborns. “Tagged”, said Dr. Lee, then the nurse writes down the information inside the test baby’s wristband into the chart. (page 34, 35). "Then as security is running through the hallways and ramming themselves into the elevators to the operating room with assault rifles, swat style gear, and 10 torch Flammer's following in a two team formation. M-8 begins eating the nurses and going berserk eating all of them. Security kicks open the door from the other side and as M-8 looks at them - she is a zombie - . . ." (page 56, 57). “Dr. Kiplinger then hits the keyboard button, and the room goes even darker, and the 3-D projector begins to play this video: ‘Diabetes is a serious disease that causes blindness, limb amputations, and death. . . the Newton-Kiplinger Corporation now introduces the new lifesaving diabetic drug ‘Limb life’, not just for sugar and better blood circulation, but this drug will also grow your amputated legs back!” (page 79, 80) "Family goes to the doctor with Mom. Its Dr. Brad White. Dr. White charms everyone especially Mom and convinces the family for mom to start taking the limblife drug. Dr. White gives mom an injection, Mom's DNA rapidly spiral inside the bloodvessels - a little known metamorphosis to zombie infect from injection." - (page 117, 118) - Zombie Mom by Author Lucas Mysterio Read Zombie Mom Today!