AA Is for Aardvark


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Double the letters--double the fun! You've never seen an ABC book quite like this. Each page features words or phrases where the letters of the alphabet "double up." Two by two the letters come, in a riot of inventive language, fun sounds, and witty images: DD is for puddle, but that's not all. The illustration shows a crazy, chaotic street full of animals, including ducks enjoying a swim, plus a sign that says "No waddling in the middle of the muddy road" and a "Daddy-O" license plate. It's an unusual approach that's really irresistible, and perfect for parents, teachers, and librarians who'd like a new and entertaining way to teach the alphabet to little ones.




Aa Is for Aardvark


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Comic Joke Book Series These books are great gifts for any and all occasions. Great gifts for birthday presents, Christmas, Mothers and Father's Day and are even better gifts when there really is No occasion at all. These KID FRIENDLY Comic Books are the most entertaining books you'll find on the market today. This comic book series is a compilation of jokes and cartoons about literally EVERYTHING under the sun; from your backyard to the far reaches of the galaxy. Laughs and chuckles from the first page to the last in a cartoon driven style. Colorful cartoon artwork is paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on every page. All books can be ordered either in black and white or in Full Living Color! Look for an asterisk* and color logo on front cover of each book for color version. Black + white are same without color. Other books, after you've seen the first few pages, you've seen it all. These comic books are real page turners. Every page is new and different, and...OH! Did I mention --- entertaining!!!




AA Is for Aardvark - Over 200 Jokes and Cartoons Animals, Aliens, Sports, Holidays, Occupations, School, Computers, Monsters, Dinosaurs & More in Black and White


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Comic Joke Book Series These books are great gifts for any and all occasions. Great gifts for birthday presents, Christmas, Mothers and Father's Day and are even better gifts when there really is No occasion at all. These KID FRIENDLY Comic Books are the most entertaining books you'll find on the market today. This comic book series is a compilation of jokes and cartoons about literally EVERYTHING under the sun; from your backyard to the far reaches of the galaxy. Laughs and chuckles from the first page to the last in a cartoon driven style. Colorful cartoon artwork is paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on every page. All books can be ordered either in black and white or in Full Living Color! Look for an asterisk* and color logo on front cover of each book for color version. Black + white are same without color. Other books, after you've seen the first few pages, you've seen it all. These comic books are real page turners. Every page is new and different, and...OH! Did I mention --- entertaining!!!




Who's Killing the Great Writers of America?


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What do bestselling writers Sue Grafton, Danielle Steel, Curtis Sittenfeld (Prep) and Tom Clancy all have in common? They’ve all been shockingly murdered in a manner both gruesome and appropriate to their style. Now, an extremely paranoid Stephen King is convinced that he will be the next victim. With great trepidation, he leaves his heavily-barricaded fortress in Bangor, Maine, to discover Who’s Killing the Great Writers of America? This hilarious send-up of the world of publishing by the author of Me and Orson Welles and The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun takes us from Venice to Paris to Swan’s Island and offers cameo appearances by Steve Martin, Gérard Depardieu, as well as quite a few surprises. A must- read for anyone who loves to laugh!







Alphabet Juice


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Ali G: How many words does you know? Noam Chomsky: Normally, humans, by maturity, have tens of thousands of them. Ali G: What is some of 'em? —Da Ali G Show Did you know that both mammal and matter derive from baby talk? Have you noticed how wince makes you wince? Ever wonder why so many h-words have to do with breath? Roy Blount Jr. certainly has, and after forty years of making a living using words in every medium, print or electronic, except greeting cards, he still can't get over his ABCs. In Alphabet Juice, he celebrates the electricity, the juju, the sonic and kinetic energies, of letters and their combinations. Blount does not prescribe proper English. The franchise he claims is "over the counter." Three and a half centuries ago, Thomas Blount produced Blount's Glossographia, the first dictionary to explore derivations of English words. This Blount's Glossographia takes that pursuit to other levels, from Proto-Indo-European roots to your epiglottis. It rejects the standard linguistic notion that the connection between words and their meanings is "arbitrary." Even the word arbitrary is shown to be no more arbitrary, at its root, than go-to guy or crackerjack. From sources as venerable as the OED (in which Blount finds an inconsistency, at whisk) and as fresh as Urbandictionary.com (to which Blount has contributed the number-one definition of "alligator arm"), and especially from the author's own wide-ranging experience, Alphabet Juice derives an organic take on language that is unlike, and more fun than, any other.




Boys' Life


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Boys' Life is the official youth magazine for the Boy Scouts of America. Published since 1911, it contains a proven mix of news, nature, sports, history, fiction, science, comics, and Scouting.




Sams Teach Yourself PHP in 24 Hours


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Think of all the things you could do in 24 hours. Go sightseeing. Read a book. Learn PHP. Sams Teach Yourself PHP in 24 Hours is a unique learning tool that is divided into 24 one-hour lessons over five sections. Starting with the basics, you will discover the fundamentals of PHP and how to apply that knowledge to create dynamic websites with forms, cookies and authentication functions. You will also find out how to access databases, as well as how to integrate system components, e-mail, LDAP, network sockets and more. A support website includes access to source code, PHP updates, errata and links to other relevant websites. Sams Teach Yourself PHP in 24 Hours is a quick and easy way to learn how to create interactive websites for your end user.




A is for Zebra


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Mark Shulman and Tamara Petrosino return with a fabulous follow-up to last season’s AA is for Aardvark. And it’s got a clever new twist. The alphabetic antics continue—starting from the end! That’s why A is for zebrA and Z is for jazZ, and nothing’s what you’d expect. The featured letter doesn’t appear just once—it’s sprinkled throughout the hilarious illustrations. The I page not only has sushI, there’s delI, spaghettI, graffitI, and khakI, too. And if you think working backwards makes it easier, well, just try to come up with words that end in Q or J! The results can be quite surprising! Teachers, librarians, parents, and kids will love the silly—but smart—acrobatics involved in unearthing all these words, along with the witty way the book reinforces the sounds of letters and teaches kids how much fun playing with language can be.




AUUGN


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