Alien Girlfriend


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What do you when your body’s been stolen and you’re not stuck as a teenager about to marry? You run, right? That’s my plan anyhow. Run and run fast. So when the human space ship crew visits this backward planet, I make my move. But to get away I’m going to have to borrow someone else’s body for a while. Unlike the girl who took mine, this is totally temporary. I’ll give it back once I find her and get my life back. The human woman would get her life back eventually and we all go our separate ways. Nothing else could go wrong with my life, right? But it did. And on the way I am starting to like the human commander, but we’re totally from different planets and I met him when I’m wearing someone else’s skin and life. Get it now. (Formerly published as the Zoastra Affair.)




How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend


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David Gershwin's summer is about to take a turn for the weird. When his dad's new patient Zelda tells him shes from outer space and on a quest to take Johnny Depp back to her planet, he knows he should run away screaming. But with one look from her mean, green eyes, David's hooked, and soon he's leaping across rooftops, running from police, and stealing cars just to stay by her side. He might not be a typical hero, but David's going to get the girl even if it takes him to the ends of the earth—or beyond.




Kyrra: Alien Jungle Girl


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Deep in the jungle, a young alien woman must use her wits, strength, and one small, precious clue--a gem that projects a hologram of her father--to discover her true origin! Joined by her adoptive grandfather and brother, she sets out on an adventure that catapults her out of the jungle and into the unknown. Originally serialized in Dark Horse Presents, this edition collects the first twelve chapters of Rich Woodall and Craig Rousseau's popular sci-fi adventure, Kyrra: Alien Jungle Girl! Collected edition showcases the first 12 chapters of the popular Dark Horse Presents story, Kyrra: Alien Jungle Girl! Includes additional story pages not published in Dark Horse Presents! Two bonus stories exclusive to this edition! Also includes a beautiful pin-up section!




Alien Girl


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Nhuk, the Space Alien Girl


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Born on the doomed planet Zeet, home to a civilization one million years more advanced than humanity, ten-year-old Nhuk is forced to flee for her life before her planet tears itself apart. The last survivor of her species, she must make the long journey to Earth on her own. As one of the most intelligent members of her species, she is destined for greatness. When her spaceship crashes in Tibet, she is given refuge in a Buddhist monetary. Soon, she befriends Tom, Audrey, and Peter, three children from the American Embassy, and her new life adventure begins. But the people of Earth aren't as open-minded as those of Zeet. Condemned as an imminent threat to humanity, Nhuk must stay one step ahead of the authorities if she hopes to save her adopted home world from nuclear holocaust. She offers the Peace Crystal, a precious artifact from Zeet, in hopes of ushering in a new era of harmony. Can she save humanity from itself?




Parents... Your Hs Teens Have Been Replaced by Aliens!


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Parents, if you really want to know how those years of talking, begging, and butt whippings you gave your child have worked now that they are teens, then read this book. Some of you may want to sit down as you turn the pages and read in amazement at some of the misadventures and problems teens create for themselves in school. Sometimes funny, sometimes tragic, but most of all enlightening, you will not be able to put this book down as you learn about your Teen. You will truly think that, That cant be my teen doing those things. Yes, they are parents, yes they are. Enjoy and take from this book the fact that you will be a better parent knowing how Teens minds work in their own social setting. Thats what schools are, your Teens social setting away from home. So how did those parenting skills work out for you? Read and find out.







TELASSAR AND SAMARRA


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Earth's humans have discovered two inhabitable planets orbiting a binary star system. They recently received the "second gifts from the gods" which included an interstellar propulsion system. They knew the Pleiadians were also planning to invade the planets resulting in a race to get there before the enemy aliens. The occupation of Telassar was successful, but the invasion of Samarra proved much more difficult. The planet shifted on its axis at the same time the enemy landed to confront the Americans who were defending the planet. The blizzard conditions and the American paratroopers defeated the enemy aliens who then retreated to plan their next invasion of the outer planet Triadore.




The Girl from Space


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Ben Sandmor doesn’t care about anything else except finding his dealer and snorting another line of glorious blow. When Ben’s dealer doesn’t show up at the usual time and place one night, he tries not to freak out and decides to go looking for him. But what he didn’t plan on finding were aliens landing on the roof of his car trying to kill each other! This cold, bizarre night leads Ben into an adventure of, quite literally, galactic proportions. The threat of death and unexpected love hijack his life and change him and a group of alien refugees forever – one powerful, scary, beautiful alien in particular.




Aqua's Aquarium


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“I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world,” the ubiquitous refrain that dominated the airwaves in summer 1997. Aqua's single from their debut album Aquarium spread like wildfire, topping charts across the globe. With their erotically charged lyrics and dance beats, Aqua moved beyond their Danish Eurodance beginnings and achieved global renown in the late 1990s. In the US, however, they are an infamous “one hit wonder,” remembered for their highly publicized lawsuit with Mattel. Although Aqua's fame waned at the turn of the millennium, the 25th anniversary of their debut precipitated a resurgence in their popularity. This book unwraps a bubblegum dance classic to offer the first in-depth examination of what lies beneath Aqua's sticky-sweet veneer. It traces the history of Aquarium alongside interpretations of the album's singles informed by queer theory and covers by contemporary musicians commissioned for the book. Peeling back the layers of Aquarium reveals a confection rife with unexpected contradictions and possibilities; videos permeated by seemingly innocuous articulates of heteronormativity are held in tension with suggestions of queerness, fetishism, and adolescent lust when heard through the ironic lens of camp.