All Men Are Not Pigs!


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Ready to give up on men altogether? It could be that you have been searching for the right man in the wrong places. Maybe your comfort zone is way too snug for you to get up and actually do something about your situation. Whatever the case may be, there is hope and a happy ending awaiting those who have the faith to say, "I'm going to find the man of my dreams, regardless of the sacrifices!" However, lifestyle sacrifices are essential. You cannot expect to have the best of both the world of excessive partying and the world of responsible living while trying to locate your one true love. You may be familiar with the popular expression "Worlds collide." The same thing happens when you attempt to merge the two aforementioned worlds. There are specific principles that you need to follow in order to find the love of your life. In this book, you will discover the pathway to success.




All Men are Pigs!


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Men Are Pigs and Deserve to Die


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Meet Sonya Steinem: Stanford Phi Beta Kappa, single working mother, neurosurgeon, tennis pro, model, & woman of the world. Revel in her exploits as she exposes the piggish nature of the male species in this rollicking & humorous look at the war between the sexes. Is Sonya for real? Are Men really Pigs! & do they Deserve to Die? The only way to find out is to abandon caution & jump into the battle between Sonya & her doltish husband, Steve. "Does this mean you don't love me any more?" Steve asked incredulously, covered with bean dip & Cheetos & lying in the midst of a room scattered with Penthouse, Oui & Playboy magazines. "Boom! Boom! Boom!" was Sonya's reply as she worked her shotgun to hit Steve where it hurt him worst; the cases of Heineken he was saving for Superbowl Sunday spritzed & foamed into a bubbling Valhalla! Men Are Pigs isn't for the timid or those who can't laugh. It's a great release for women ending a bad relationship (or for those trying to enter one) & m men will find it's a great gift for lovers & friends. So get your copies while they're hot! Men Are Pigs is sold around the world and will soon be a picture!




Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon


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Offers advice for gay men about topics including penis size, condoms, sexual techniques, etiquette, one-night stands, relationships, sexually transmitted diseases, hygiene, and drugs and alcohol.




A Day No Pigs Would Die


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Originally published in hardcover in 1972, A Day No Pigs Would Die was one of the first young adult books, along with titles like The Outsiders and The Chocolate War. In it, author Robert Newton Peck weaves a story of a Vermont boyhood that is part fiction, part memoir. The result is a moving coming-of-age story that still resonates with teens today.




Mother of All Pigs


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Hussein's illegal pork business has started to cause some headaches, and not just because of his permanent hangovers-- the town is tired of the smell, a mujahid has arrived on his doorstep, his American niece is visiting, and his sister has joined the Syrian rebel cause, but worst of all, his sow is severely depressed




Men Are Pigs


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10 Secrets and 7 Strategies to Get More Women, Steamier Sex, and Better Relationships Includes THE Holy Grail – 26 ways to Spot Women who really Need SEX Entertaining and enlightening, Men are Pigs is an unabashed peek into a topic we'd all love to know more about---but have been afraid to ask. A little naughty and packed with humor and actionable tips, Men are Pigs explores: 1. Why we do and don’t stay in relationships 2. Dating, romantic traps, and the best places to find sexually compatible mates 3. What men and women really think about each other 4. The ins and outs of Menopause (Yep, it’s gonna be discussed) 5. PGS (Pretty Girl Syndrome), and its surprising flipside, PBS 6. Crazy sex, oral sex, and other stuff no one talks about 7. Raising kids, relationships with in-laws, and other triumphs and pitfalls of romance as told through real world examples discovered from hundreds of exclusive interviews 8. The Holy Grail: the comprehensive roadmap to satisfaction every man has been searching for People will reveal almost anything if you ask the right questions. The author of seven books, Ron Sturgeon knows the right questions to generate insights into almost any subject. He leverages that prowess into a successful strategy to unlock the secrets on how to find, win, and maintain fiery sexual compatibility. Many of Sturgeon’s interview subjects applied his strategies immediately, minimizing the risk of becoming another failed relationship statistic. Though written for men by a man, this book offers valuable insights for women too, offering strategies for more robust, intoxicating relationships. Men are Pigs Includes the Holy Grail, an actionable roadmap for men discovered through hundreds of interviews with both men and women of all ages and every relationship status. With the Holy Grail you will learn the keys to unlocking the sex quotient of any potential mate. By quickly determining sexual compatibility, you can avoid wasting time and emotional capital and channel your resources into the relationship you really want.




Snowball's Chance


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This unauthorized companion to George Orwell’s Animal Farm is a controversial parable about September 11th by one of fiction’s most inventive and provocative writers Written in 14 days shortly after the September 11th attacks, Snowball’s Chance is an outrageous and unauthorized companion to George Orwell’s Animal Farm, in which exiled pig Snowball returns to the farm, takes charge, and implements a new world order of untrammeled capitalism. Orwell’s “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others” has morphed into the new rallying cry: “All animals are born equal—what they become is their own affair.” A brilliant political satire and literary parody, John Reed’s Snowball’s Chance caused an uproar on publication in 2002, denounced by Christopher Hitchens, and barely dodging a lawsuit from the Orwell estate. Now, a decade later, with America in wars on many fronts, readers can judge anew the visionary truth of Reed’s satirical masterpiece.




Women Aren't from Venus, Men Are Pigs!


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Women Aren't from Venus, Men Are Pigs! rejects the notion that men and women are from different planets. It offers a more realistic view of the relationships between men and women. It is semi-autobiographical, and it is written as a conversation between the author and the reader, like girlfriends having a talk over coffee or lunch. It is filled with humorous jokes and stories. Some of the stories are difficult, if not painful, to read. All of the stories are true. The women who shared their stories showed remarkable strength and courage. The reader will find it easy to identify with and empathize with the women who shared their stories. The stories will easily evoke a response from the reader, who will want to scream, "Men are pigs!"




No More Dating Pigs


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Norah Marler's heartfelt rallying cry, No More Dating Pigs: You Are What You Date, is a fun, self-help dating guide for single women of every age. Readers will quickly grasp the Dating-Don'ts, Foolish Patterns, and Red Flag Warnings that always result in bad relationships and heartbreak. Inspired by the appalling yet typical real-life dating experiences of the author and her sisterhood, the handbook puts a name to tell-tale signs of "Pigs." These warning signs will resonate with women everywhere. Pigs are smart, they're opportunistic, they're greedy, and they only care about themselves. Existing dating guides, often written by men, rarely ask men to change. It's all up to women. If women aren't getting what they desire, the existing dating guides aren't working. Norah Marler knows it. We all know it. And the solution is easy. First learn to spot Pigs-then, stay away from them.