Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons


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From mountain and valley, from hill and dale, people are asking, "How can I have more Dilbert in my life?" Help is at hand with a blast from the past in Scott Adams' very first compilation of Dilbert comic strips, Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons. It is tempting to compare Adams' work to that of Leonardo da Vinci. The differences are striking. Adams displays good jokes and strong character development, whereas da Vinci has been skating for years on his ability to do shading. Advantage: Adams. And though it may seem boorish to point this out, da Vinci wrote backwards. And he's dead. Advantage: Adams. The choice is clear. Fans looking for a book which will stand the test of time, even beyond the time you spend flipping through it in the bookstore (for which the author receives no royalties whatsoever), should buy this book. Those who are not good comparison shoppers can buy the Mona Lisa.




Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons


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A cartoon book featuring the vulnerable and socially challenged Dilbert, an engineer who struggles to cope with the rigours and stresses of everyday life. He lives with Dogbert, his megalomaniac dog, and his two dinosaurs, Bob and Dawn. Dilbert features in nearly 200 newspapers worldwide.




Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies


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Here's everything you need to know about how business really operates courtesy of Dogbert.




Shave The Whales


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Another collection of comics about the work-place antics of Dilbert and his co-workers.




Fugitive from the Cubicle Police


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A collection of comic strips from the popular series skewering corporate life features the antics of the deadpan engineer and his clever menagerie of talking animals, including Dogbert, Catbert, and Ratbert




It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone


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Cartoons from the comic strip "Dilbert" feature the hapless engineer and his cynical canine companion, Dogbert.




Casual Day Has Gone Too Far


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A collection of black-and-white cartoon strips about life in the business world featuring Dilbert, the harassed engineer, and his friends.




Random Acts of Management


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In Random Acts of Management, cartoonist Scott Adams offers sardonic glimpses once again into the lunatic office life of DILBERT, Dogbert, Wally, and others, as they work in an all-too-believably ludicrous setting filled with incompetent management, incomprehensible project acronyms, and minuscule raises. Everyone, it seems, identifies with DILBERT, who struggles to navigate the constant tribulations of absurd company policies and idiot management strategies. Syndicated since 1989, DILBERT appears in more than 1,900 newspapers in fifty-seven countries. DILBERT also appears in his own weekly television show, and on calendars, greeting cards, and Dilberitos.




Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless


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Dogbert, the domineering pet of a nerdy engineer in the nationally syndicated Dilbert comic strip, gives advice on such diverse niceties as elevator etiquette, rudeness warning signs, discouraging a serial talker, and knowing what to say about open zippers and bad hairpieces.




Neverisms


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From Mardy Grothe, the author of Ifferisms,Oxymoronica,and I Never Met a Metaphor IDidn’t Like, comes a new collection of witty and wise quotations about what never to do in life. Remember, “never let the fear of striking out get in your way” (BabeRuth), "never hit anyone if you can help it, but never hit soft"(Theodore Roosevelt); "never be afraid tosit awhile and think" (Lorraine Hansberry); and, of course, neverleave home without the perfect quote for any occasion from Dr. Mardy’s Neverisms.