Author : Mordicai Gerstein
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 13,41 MB
Release : 2001-10
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780152163433
An alliterative alphabet book presents mean and monstrous letters, from A (an awfully arrogant amphibian) to Z (a zig-zagging zoological zany).
Author : Raj Haldar
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 20,29 MB
Release : 2018-11-13
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1492695335
A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!
Author : E.C. Chen
Publisher :
Page : 62 pages
File Size : 44,51 MB
Release : 2013-05
Category : Alphabet
ISBN : 9780989151009
The Bad Alphabet is an updated redesigned twist on the classic alphabet book. Written for kids of all ages, particularly those in early grade school, this clever book explains what many of the generally accepted "bad" behaviors in society are. The Bad Alphabet depicts an improper and disagreeable lizard named Lance who participates in an A to Z procession of inappropriate actions. Lance and his multiple animal peers are found in various settings of home, school, and public life. With superb professionally illustrated full-color pictures, Lance comes to life in a way that shows why being bad has consequences. Beautifully scripted with rhyming prose, young children who are still malleable, will be focused on the pleasing text, bright colors, and ethical concepts displayed. Social norms and values regarding views on unacceptable conduct are shown so that kids may understand what NOT to do. The Bad Alphabet is a truly fun book that allows kids to know what is "BAD" so that they can behave "GOOD" About the publisher: Zebra Ginkgo Group is a small publishing company based in St. Louis, MO. Unlike the vast majority of publishers, their books are American made and proudly printed in the United States of America.
Author : Christy Webster
Publisher : Golden Books
Page : 15 pages
File Size : 41,90 MB
Release : 2017-01-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0399557849
Grumpy Cat has 8 million Facebook followers, her own TV movie, and now . . . a Little Golden Book! The world-famous feline stars in this hilarious storybook.
Author : Tutu Mele
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 29,5 MB
Release : 2017-08-16
Category :
ISBN : 9781974649600
This is a coloring and cursive writing book. It teaches young children how to make cursive letters while teaching them the alphabet. There is plenty of room for them to practice writing their friends names as well as just writing some silly words. They can write and color in this book and personalize it.
Author : Raj Haldar
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 43 pages
File Size : 29,8 MB
Release : 2020-11-10
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1728239265
A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup
Author : John Manders
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Page : 37 pages
File Size : 50,22 MB
Release : 2012
Category :
ISBN : 0547328206
A wacky tall tale about how musicians first learned to play together. All the musicians in the kingdom are so awful that the king sends his men-at-arms to round up musicians and feed them to the royal crocodiles. Pipe and drum player Piffaro heads for the border, collecting other refugee musicians on the way.
Author : Jane Miller
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 21,63 MB
Release : 1987
Category : English language
ISBN : 9780808529323
For use in schools and libraries only. The various letters of the alphabet are illustrated by descriptions of farm animals and discussions of life on a farm.
Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 49,87 MB
Release : 2014-01-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0385375166
From Aunt Annie's Alligator to Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz, this sturdy board book version of Dr. Seuss's ABC is now available in a bigger trim size. With Dr. Seuss as your guide, learning the alphabet is as fun and as funny as the feather on a Fiffer-feffer-feff!
Author : Avery Monsen
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 81 pages
File Size : 27,51 MB
Release : 2012-09-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1452121265
An adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead. In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy’s wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it’s perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults. Plus, this is the fixed-format version, which looks nearly identical to the physical book. Praise for K is for Knifeball “Great fun for adults. The humorous illustrations, done in the style common in kids books, greatly add to the fun.” —Geek Alerts
