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An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs

Author : Brian Boone

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 160 pages

File Size : 25,58 MB

Release : 2019-05-14

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1510748083

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Book Description

Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jokes for Fortniters is an all-new, laugh-out-loud book of jokes for you and your squad. From Battle Royale puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the cleverest jokes about Fortnite and game play. Cackle your way to victory with the funniest, craziest, and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! Inside you will find funny gags such as: What do a door and a new Fortnite player have in common? They both get “knocked” a lot. What happens after you drink too much Slurp Juice? You burp juice! What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink? Shield pop! Where do Fortniters sleep? In a nite fort! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout!



An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: 800 All-New Explosively Hilarious Jokes for Fans of Fortnite

Author : Brian Boone

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 164 pages

File Size : 14,30 MB

Release : 2021-11-16

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1510770836

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Did you hear about the barnyard animal who learned to play Fortnite? She won the Cattle Royale! Why do Fortnite players have great smelling breath? They use Scope. Why did the Fortnite player build a house out of old harvested wood? He needed structure. If you loved An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes from Salty Springs, you'll love this volume eight hundred all-new gut-busting jokes for you and your squad! From puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the funniest jokes inspired by Fortnite and its gameplay. Cackle your way to victory with the craziest and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these sidesplitting jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from the silly illustrations throughout!



Letters to Ebay

Author : Art Farkas

Publisher : Grand Central Pub

Page : 234 pages

File Size : 46,64 MB

Release : 2007

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9780446699587

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A whimsical collection in the tradition of The Lazlo Letters exposes the lengths to which eBay vendors will resort to make their sales, in a volume that features responses by sellers to offbeat inquiries by the author's farcical alter ego. Original.



One Ginger Pele!

Author : Chris Parker

Publisher : New Holland Australia(AU)

Page : 96 pages

File Size : 17,37 MB

Release : 2009

Category : Soccer

ISBN : 9781847735676

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One ginger Pele, there's only one ginger Pele! As the supporter who came up with that one knows, the devoted football fan is the 12th man - his vocal support can mean the difference between winning and losing. Whether it's giving support to your club or poking fun at other teams, fans, mascots or even innocent St John's Ambulance volunteers, there's nothing like singing along with your fellow fans to get the blood pumping and the 11 men on the pitch fired up. On terraces the length and breadth of Britain, this simple truth has given rise to the art of the football chant. This book contains over 180 of the cleverest, wittiest and most downright hilarious examples of football songs from clubs across the country. As Swiss defender Bernt Haas found out when he joined West Brom and the Baggies started singing, 'Bernt Haas, I've gone and Bernt my Haas,' for sharp wit and funny comebacks, you can't beat a football chant!



The Book of Bedtime Stories

Author : Mumsnet

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 34,21 MB

Release : 2013

Category : Children's stories, English

ISBN : 9781406347173

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A beautifully illustrated treasury of stories to share at bedtime, written by members of Mumsnet and Gransnet and chosen by former Children's Laureate, Michael RosenThis beautiful gift book showcases the best new writing and illustration for children. It features ten prize-winning stories, each of which is illustrated by an up-and-coming artist. Perfect for reading aloud at bedtime, this is a book to enjoy again and again.



FORTNITE (Official): How to Draw

Author : Epic Games

Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Page : 112 pages

File Size : 47,25 MB

Release : 2020-05-26

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 0316591343

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Draw your favorite Outfits, vehicles, weapons, and more with Epic Games' first official how to draw book, including tips to make your sketches as epic as your in-game achievements and featuring the authentic Fortnite holographic seal. Learn how to draw 35 of the game's most popular icons-including Outfits, weapons, building materials, and vehicles. In easy-to-follow stages, you'll go step-by-step from rough sketch to detailed finish. INCLUDES: 16 iconic Outfits 8 fearsome weapons The craziest in-game vehicles Drawing guide Top art tips, including advanced shading and texture techniques Whether you're a complete novice or an experienced artist, this book will inspire you to pick up a pencil and get sketching! LET'S GO!



FORTNITE (Official): The Chronicle

Author : Epic Games

Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Page : 72 pages

File Size : 36,6 MB

Release : 2019-10-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 031653028X

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Celebrate the evolution of Fortnite and all the best moments from seasons one through nine in this official Epic Games' book, featuring the authentic Fortnite holographic seal. Love Fortnite? Relive your favorite Fortnite memories here. Ever since it burst onto our screens in 2017, Fortnite has been in a state of constant change. This official, collectable guide features all the most exciting highlights from seasons one through nine including the volcano eruption, pirate invasions, the Cube, the Ice King, and so much more. Read on to revisit Battle Royale's most momentous moments!



The Legend of Battle Island: A Battle Royale Adventure

Author : Matt Korver

Publisher : Battle Island

Page : 128 pages

File Size : 38,58 MB

Release : 2019-03-08

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9781799118602

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Cliffhanger chapter endings, an action-packed plot, and tons of humor will get your 8- to 12-year-old gamer excited about reading. Pete Kartson is trying to sleep in an empty house for the first time in his life, and it's not going well. At 4 a.m., someone started a dance party outside his window. Shortly after that, a shotgun-toting panda broke into his bedroom. Finally, his house exploded. If Pete ever wants his quiet island life back, he's going to have to fight for it. Unfortunately, a few costumed weirdos aren't Pete's biggest problem. A danger is lurking, and it's closing in fast. The Raven is coming.The Legend of Battle Island is the first in a series of funny, action-packed battle royale adventures. It's a great way to convince reluctant readers to set down the controller for a few minutes and pick up a book. The Legend of Battle Island is perfect for fans of video game books for kids like the Trapped in a Video Game series and Cube Kid books.



Scot on the Rocks

Author : Catriona McPherson

Publisher : Severn House Publishers Ltd

Page : 233 pages

File Size : 39,49 MB

Release : 2021-01-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 144830461X

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Lexy Campbell’s ex-husband begs for her help finding his current wife, whose disappearance mirrors that of a number of statues around California – menacing ransom note and all. A community is devastated when the bronze statue of local legend Mama Cuento is stolen on Valentine’s Day. When Lexy Campbell arrives on the scene, a big bronze toe is found along with a ransom note – “Listen to our demands or you will never see her again. There are nine more where this came from”. Then, Lexy’s ex-husband Bran turns up begging for help to find his wife, Brandee, who has disappeared. Lexy agrees to pitch in, but when she shows up at Bran’s house he has just discovered one of Brandee’s false nails and another ransom note with the same grisly message. Are the two cases linked or is a copycat on the loose? Who would want to kidnap a bronze statue or, come to that, Brandee? And can Lexy put aside her hatred for Bran long enough to find out?



Fortnite Dreams

Author : M. Areaux

Publisher : Michelle Areaux

Page : 48 pages

File Size : 36,7 MB

Release : 2021-11-20

Category :

ISBN : 9781088015025

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Exciting chapters, action-packed drama, and tons of laughter will keep your 8 to 13 year old Fortnite gamer entertained while reading. Connor had only one thing on his mind; Fortnite. When being grounded ruined his plans of a night full of epic games, Connor fell into a deep sleep only to wake up in the middle of a Fortnite game! Little did he know that this was the beginning of his greatest game yet. Is this a dream? Or, is this a real life version of Fortnite? To survive and make it back home, Connor must join up with Pixie, a tough and brave character. Together, they must fight off deranged soldiers, crazy panda bears, and monsters. With their only mission to be victorious, Connor must survive this action packed world of Fortnite. Discover if Connor ever makes it home or if he is destined to be a character in his favorite game forever. Disclaimer: This book is unofficial and not endorsed by Epic Games- the creator of Fortnite. This book is for readers of books like: Trapped in a Video Game, Epic Zero, and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.