Another Fucking Shit List


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Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!




Fuck This Shit Show: a Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women


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Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.




Just Another Day at the Office (A Dad Bod Workplace Romance)


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Not Just Another Day at the Office? Finally, a much needed new job. My boss acts like a creep, but the pay makes up for it. My biggest problem? John. Grumpy, teddybear cute and inexplicably tortured John. Who I sit next to every day, quietly suffering, before fantasizing about him every night. Too shy to tell him how I really feel, I prefer a subtler approach to try and cheer him up. And poor John, he’s so wrapped up in his own heartache, he misinterprets the whole thing as usual. Until just before the office Christmas party, when the sparks finally ignite… Will John and Cath get over themselves already and ride that rollercoaster of passion that's been building since day one? Pick up Just Another Day at the Office today and catch a scorchingly hot case of love at first sight. Keywords: office romance, workplace romance, colleagues to lovers, plus size hero, plus sized hero, dad bod romance, big handsome man, big boy romance, husky men romance, husky man romance, bhm, curvy hero, regular guy romance, girl next door, shy hero, inexperienced hero, virgin hero, male virgin, first time romance, new adult, new adult romance, steamy office romance, steamy new adult romance, sexy romance, romance at work, romance at the office, protective hero, cinnamon roll, grumpy sunshine romance




Her Dirty Bartenders


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The Tableau Club’s famous bartending trio is slick, steamy, and can deliver the sort of cock… tail most women only dream of. They’ll give it to you… shaken or stirred. Fill you up with… a double. And always with plenty of… rocks. When I went to work for these mixology superstars, I was only there for some quick cash. Get in, make bank, pay my debts, and get out. I just never thought my job there would be so… sticky. And that leaving could be so… hard… to swallow. This hot, over-the-top romance includes sexy working men with a penchant for pursuing and protecting the women who give them a run for their money. If you love outrageously naughty stories as a way to indulge your not-so-secret bad girl side, this is for you. The Men at Work Collection. Read in any order. Just choose your favorite working man! - Her Dirty Rockers - Her Dirty Teachers - Her Dirty Doctors - Her Dirty Bodyguards - Her Dirty Bartenders - Her Dirty Ranchers - Her Dirty Mafia - Her Dirty Mountain Men - Her Dirty Soldiers - Her Dirty Builders - Her Dirty CEOs - Her Dirty Jocks - Her Dirty Archeologists - Her Dirty Mechanics - Her Dirty Detectives




Blood of Elves


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Andrzej Sapkowski’s New York Times bestselling Witcher series has inspired the hit Netflix show and multiple blockbuster video games, and has transported millions of fans around the globe to an epic, unforgettable world of magic and adventure. For over a century, humans, dwarves, gnomes, and elves have lived together in relative peace. But that peace has now come to an end. Geralt of Rivia, the hunter known as the Witcher, has been waiting for the birth of a prophesied child. The one who has the power to change the world for good—or for evil. As the threat of war hangs over the land and the child is pursued for her extraordinary powers, it will become Geralt’s responsibility to protect them all. And the Witcher never accepts defeat. Join Geralt of Rivia; his beloved ward and the child of prophecy, Ciri; and his ally and love, the powerful sorceress Yennefer as they battle monsters, demons, and prejudices alike in Blood of Elves, the first novel of The Witcher Saga. Witcher story collections The Last Wish Sword of Destiny Witcher novels Blood of Elves The Time of Contempt Baptism of Fire The Tower of Swallows Lady of the Lake Season of Storms (stand alone) Hussite Trilogy The Tower of Fools Warriors of God Light Perpetual Translated from original Polish by Danusia Stok




Fuck This Shit Show: a Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass People


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Let that sh*t go! We know there are days we all need to rant, kick a wall, and move on. This journal is the perfect way to express your feelings and move onto to happier days. Our Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass People includes: Four different design layouts with varying quotes and activities, including: Asshole of the Day, Rant On, Shit List, Today I'm Proud I Didn't, I'm Happy I Did and so many more snarky and fun notes and activities. Rate your mood (in middle finger) Plenty of space to capture random ideas and thoughts. Date and day of the week 148 pages; convenient 6" x 9" size with matte cover and white interior pages. Our customers love our products and they make the perfect gift for a coworker, family member or friend who may be having a rough day! Proudly designed in the USA. Part of the Best-Selling Cuss Words Make Me Happy(tm) series: F*ck This Shit Show: A Gratitude Journal For Tired-Ass Women Another F*cking Shit List: Another F*cking Shit List: Blank Weekly Planner and Journal So F*cking Booked: 2019 Desk Size Monthly Calendar




Creole Kingpin


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New York Times bestselling author Meghan March goes back to New Orleans and the world of Lachlan Mount with a dangerous and bold new anti-hero. The thing about ghosts is they’re supposed to stay dead. That’s exactly what I am, but I can’t stay away from Magnolia Marie Maison for one more day, let alone another year. We’ve already got fifteen of those between us. As it stands, she’ll want to kill me as soon as she lays eyes on me. And knowing her, she’s completely up to the task. But I’m a man on a mission, and I’ve got everything riding on this. So, here I come, Magnolia. This ghost is ready for whatever you got. After all, there’s only one way I want this to end—’til death do us part. Creole Kingpin is the first book in the Magnolia Duet. Magnolia’s story concludes in Madam Temptress.




Wow, No Thank You.


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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!




The Lying Wife


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Be careful what you wish for... Callie has known sadness, and sometimes doubted she would ever have the life she wanted. When she meets James, also no stranger to grief, it seems as though her luck has changed. She becomes his wife, and in the process a stepmother to his two sons. Callie has finally got what she always imagined for herself. But things don’t go to plan for Callie. She tries to get things right, but at every turn she makes mistakes. If she can only show her new family just how much she cares, perhaps everything will be okay. Yet the harder she tries, the more she fails. A split-second decision leads to her spiralling out of control, and there is no way back for Callie. When the police arrest her for murder, the dark tale of Callie’s shocking fall from grace slowly unfolds. But how much is Callie willing to reveal about the choices she made? If those she cares for the most learn the truth, they will hate her. Will her secrets be her undoing? Or will she tell the truth, no matter the cost? A compelling psychological thriller with an unforgettable ending from #1 bestseller Kathryn Croft. Perfect for readers who love Sheryl Browne, Alison James and Claire McGowan. *** Previously published under the title The Stranger Within. *** What everyone is saying about The Lying Wife ‘A story full of twists and turns. This is an amazing thriller that will keep you engrossed until the last page.’ NetGalley review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ‘Awesome read’ NetGalley review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ‘Wow. A roller coaster of emotions and twists and turns. ... Bloody brilliant!’ Goodreads review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ‘FREAKING AWESOME BOOK! Ms Croft had me hooked on page 1. I couldn't stop reading! A hell of a good read.’ Goodreads review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ‘The story itself is excellent and the plot twist at the end... wow, just wow! I did not see that coming. ... It's so well-written and because of that twist, it's one of those books that requires a re-read, which I am going to do!’ Goodreads review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ‘WOW! Totally unexpected! This story is not your average family drama or psychological thriller... It's a fabulous novel with characters so well defined and developed that you feel they are real.’ Goodreads review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️




Yes, Daddy


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A propulsive, scorching modern gothic, Yes, Daddy follows an ambitious young man who is lured by an older, successful playwright into a dizzying world of wealth and an idyllic Hamptons home where things take a nightmarish turn.