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World War Moo

Author : Michael Logan

Publisher : Macmillan + ORM

Page : 247 pages

File Size : 26,92 MB

Release : 2015-06-09

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1466867698

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The zombie cows plaguing Britain have spread the virus to humans in this sequel to the Pratchett Award–winning Apocalypse Cow. The ragtag team who so bravely risked all to save the world from zombie cows, to put it bluntly, failed. The epidemic that transformed Britain’s bovine population into a blood-thirsty, brain-grazing, zombie horde . . . err . . . zombie herd . . . is now threatening to take over the globe. And there’s not much time left to stop it. With all of Great Britain is infected and hungry, the rest of the world has a tough choice to make. Should they nuke the brits right off the map—men, women, children, cows and all—in the biggest genocide in history? Or should they risk global infection in a race against time to find a cure? With zombies attempting to cross borders by plains, trains, boats, and any other form of transport available, it’s only a matter of time before the virus gets out. And if it does, there’s only one answer. This means war.



Apocalypse Cow

Author : Michael Logan

Publisher : Macmillan

Page : 353 pages

File Size : 38,95 MB

Release : 2013-05-21

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1250032865

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Three unlikely heroes must save Britain from a rampaging horde of zombie cows. It began with a cow that just wouldn't die. It would become an epidemic that transformed Britain's livestock into sneezing, slavering, flesh-craving four-legged zombies.



Apocalypse Cow!

Author : Kim Aaron

Publisher : still is the written word

Page : 226 pages

File Size : 29,51 MB

Release : 2022-08-15

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Industrial spy Marlow Willard is tasked with his greatest challenge: steal the ingredients to create zombies from a crazed chef gone mad with power in the wilds of British Columbia’s southwest. How far is Willard willing to go, how much risk does he dare take, what grotesque ungulates will he face, to meet the wishes of his clients? Does he have the strength and wits to defeat this unsanitary enemy? What exactly do zombie cows eat? Answer these questions, and more, as you journey up the Fraser River with Marlow, face with him peril after perilous peril, finally to face his faceless nemesis, the chef of darkness.



Apocalypse Cow

Author : O.R. Sorrel

Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books

Page : 241 pages

File Size : 32,42 MB

Release : 2024-06-06

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 1916558151

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Mel is the only 'out' lesbian at school and desperately loves Sasha but her feelings aren't reciprocated - so when she becomes stuck in a mansion with only Dorian and school bully Ella for company, her survival relies on these two - will she ever see Sasha again, or will love appear from an unexpected source...?



Profits of Doom

Author : Robert Stricklin

Publisher :

Page : 135 pages

File Size : 41,39 MB

Release : 2012

Category : End of the world

ISBN : 9781432789312

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PROFITS OF DOOM is an irreverent, whimsical expose of the age-old doomsday for profit industry, and the ultimate antidote to all the doom and gloom that permeates our society at this time. It explores and debunks everything from the misrepresentation of Biblical prophecies to the wildly inaccurate predictions of modern day psychics to Hollywoods lucrative exploitation of apocalyptic fears to the needless hysteria surrounding the end of the Mayan calendar and more. Its the doomsday book to end all doomsday books ... hopefully.



Hollow Kingdom

Author : Kira Jane Buxton

Publisher : Grand Central Publishing

Page : 288 pages

File Size : 39,22 MB

Release : 2019-08-06

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 153874581X

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A finalist for the 2020 Thurber Prize for American Humor! "The Secret Life of Pets meets The Walking Dead" in this big-hearted, boundlessly beautiful romp through the Apocalypse, where a foul-mouthed crow is humanity's only chance to survive Seattle's zombie problem (Karen Joy Fowler, PEN/Faulkner Award-winning author). S.T., a domesticated crow, is a bird of simple pleasures: hanging out with his owner Big Jim, trading insults with Seattle's wild crows (i.e. "those idiots"), and enjoying the finest food humankind has to offer: Cheetos ®. But when Big Jim's eyeball falls out of his head, S.T. starts to think something's not quite right. His tried-and-true remedies—from beak-delivered beer to the slobbering affection of Big Jim's loyal but dim-witted dog, Dennis—fail to cure Big Jim's debilitating malady. S.T. is left with no choice but to abandon his old life and venture out into a wild and frightening new world with his trusty steed Dennis, where he suddenly discovers that the neighbors are devouring one other. Local wildlife is abuzz with rumors of Seattle's dangerous new predators. Humanity's extinction has seemingly arrived, and the only one determined to save it is a cowardly crow whose only knowledge of the world comes from TV. What could possibly go wrong? Includes a Reading Group Guide.



After the Apocalypse

Author : Maureen F. McHugh

Publisher : Small Beer Press

Page : 201 pages

File Size : 30,62 MB

Release : 2011-11-08

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1931520356

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Publishers Weekly Top 10 Best of the Year In her new collection, Story Prize finalist Maureen F. McHugh delves into the dark heart of contemporary life and life five minutes from now and how easy it is to mix up one with the other. Her stories are post-bird flu, in the middle of medical trials, wondering if our computers are smarter than us, wondering when our jobs are going to be outsourced overseas, wondering if we are who we say we are, and not sure what we'd do to survive the coming zombie plague. Praise for Maureen F. McHugh: "Gorgeously crafted stories."—Nancy Pearl, NPR "Hauntingly beautiful."—Booklist "Unpredictable and poetic work."—The Plain Dealer Maureen F. McHugh has lived in New York; Shijiazhuang, China; Ohio; Austin, Texas; and now lives in Los Angeles, California. She is the author of a Story Prize finalist collection, Mothers & Other Monsters, and four novels, including Tiptree Award-winner China Mountain Zhang and New York Times editor's choice Nekropolis. McHugh has also worked on alternate reality games for Halo 2, The Watchmen, and Nine Inch Nails, among others.



Hell's Detective

Author : Michael Logan

Publisher : Crooked Lane Books

Page : 318 pages

File Size : 37,73 MB

Release : 2017-06-13

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1683311736

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Kat Murphy is a private detective tortured by demons. Real ones. She is serving a death sentence in Lost Angeles, the dark and depraved city in Hell where a beast known as a Torment forces her to relive, night after night, the moment she killed her lover and put a bullet in her own skull. Kat longs to make amends for her sins. So when the city's Chief Administrator hires her to retrieve a stolen box with a mysterious power, offering to call off her Torment in return, she gets the chance to do just that. But if Kat has learned one thing, it's that every case has a wrinkle. As she trawls drug dens, casinos, and fighting pits in search of the thief, she discovers that both box and city contain secrets darker than she could ever have imagined. And with time running out, Kat must choose between her own desire for peace and the fate of the world above in Hell's Detective, the electrifying new mystery from award-winning author Michael Logan.



Cow Fart Apocalypse

Author : E.M. Cooter

Publisher : 1776 Press, LLC

Page : 181 pages

File Size : 25,25 MB

Release : 2021-06-29

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1737210711

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A satirical reimagining of what a Leftist-controlled America might look like in the future, with winks and nods to Orwell’s 1984. After winning 101% of the vote, the new AOC Administration is immediately tested by something no one in The Party expected. It is a future Green America, where one political party controls all aspects of everyone’s lives and cows should no longer exist. Yet a toxic cloud, composed of cow farts is racing toward Washington, DC, threatening the lives of everyone in its path. As a few Patriots attempt to resist The Party’s overreach, and CCP Network is peddling 24/7 news coverage of one crisis after another, a citizenry no longer familiar with bovine flatulence will have to face what they've been told is their worst fear… a Cow Fart Apocalypse! “E.M. Cooter is the new George Orwell, but with a sense of humor.”



Pocket Guide to the Apocalypse

Author : Jason Boyett

Publisher : Relevant Media Group

Page : 180 pages

File Size : 16,43 MB

Release : 2005-03

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9780976035718

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In this humorous look at today's culture's ongoing love affair with the "End Times," the author provides a handful of anecdotes, acknowledgments of the phenomenon in pop culture and insights that precede each chapter.