Arestana: The Defense Quest


Book Description

Get ready for the hysterical sequel that catapults thirteen-year-old Liam into a slapstick adventure of epic proportions! Unwillingly thrust into a world he thought he’d escaped, Liam faces an unexpected role—leading the charge for freedom against an unstoppable enemy. In this sidesplitting escapade, join Liam as he wrangles an entire nation’s armies in a battle that defies reason. From hilarious mishaps to zany strategies, Liam’s journey promises to keep readers on the edge of their seats, laughing all the way. But the laughter doesn’t end when Liam returns home. Brace yourself for the shock of a lifetime because, this time, Liam isn’t the only one making a grand entrance. Prepare for a middle-grade adventure that transcends the ordinary, filled with laugh-out-loud moments, unexpected twists, and a cast of characters that will leave you in stitches. With every turn of the page, Liam’s hilarious escapades will captivate readers, proving that, even in the most unlikely circumstances, humor is the ultimate weapon! “a unique mixture of humor with suspense and adventure that appeals to the quirky nature of many pre-teen readers.” Phyllis, Amazon Reviewer. “I laughed way too hard on this one!” ENH, Goodreads Reviewer. “I’ve thoroughly enjoyed both Arestana books but I have to say that book 2, The Defense Quest is even better than the first.” Scott, Amazon Reviewer. “I loved the first book in the Arestana series but I loved the second book even more… The characters are absolutely fantastic, especially Lenny the horse. I can't wait for the next book!” Joe and Hollie, Amazon Reviewers. “…this is a very good series that I will and have recommended to my students…” Patricia, Amazon Reviewer. “What the author has done with these books is fabulous! I feel so much better suggesting these books to parents for their children to read, as these books are adventurous, funny, engaging and clear of so much of the garbage that I see in so many other books for children...” Gail, Goodreads Reviewer.




Arestana: The Harry Quest


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Brace yourself for heart-pounding mayhem as thirteen-year-old Liam gets tossed into a frozen wasteland, armed with only his trusty football uniform to combat the icy chill. In his third wild adventure in Arestana, Liam faces his most formidable journey yet—a quest not only to save a friend but one which plunges him into the treacherous heart of Arestana’s darkest and most perilous depths. As the stakes soar higher than ever, join Liam in a slapstick odyssey that will have you on the edge of your seat. From frosty escapades to hilarious misadventures, Liam charges through the frozen wasteland with a determination that defies the odds. The clock is ticking, the challenges are wilder, and if Liam doesn’t reach his friend in time, he could lose him forever! Get ready for a middle-grade adventure that delivers thrills, spills, and belly laughs aplenty. Liam’s journey through the frosty unknown promises an unforgettable ride, where danger meets hilarity at every turn. Will his resilience and wits be enough to conquer Arestana’s frozen chaos and darkest depths, or is this the slippery slope to the most uproarious escapade yet? The frosty battlefield awaits! “Adventurous, funny, imaginative and suitable to be shared with younger readers and listeners, the Arestana series delivers…” Gail, Goodreads Reviewer. “Loved it! The Arestana books are just getting better.” ENH, Goodreads Reviewer. “This is such a fun series that is great for any age group who loves action and adventure. I highly recommend this book as well as the entire series.” Patricia, Amazon Reviewer. “Just when a reader believes he knows what will happen next, the plot suddenly twists and he finds himself thinking, “I didn’t see that coming”! The non-stop unexpected developments in each chapter make this a “page turner” right to the end of the book.” Phyllis, Amazon Reviewer. “My kids (11 and 13) loved it, they said they couldn't put it down. It's a must buy!” Sarah, Amazon Reviewer.




Arestana: The Key Quest


Book Description

Embark on a side-splitting quest with Liam, the unintentional adventurer trapped in a wacky world he never knew existed! Battling odds that defy logic and armed with absurd humor that knows no bounds, Liam’s mission to find his way back home takes an unexpected twist, forcing him to confront a dragon! Join Liam in a riotous escapade filled with slapstick humor, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected allies. Will his wit and goofball antics be enough to conquer the dragon and secure his ticket home? Or is he destined for a lifetime of hilariously bizarre misadventures in this off-kilter world? Get ready for a middle-grade comedy that will have you chuckling on the edge of your seat in a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the challenges Liam faces is the laughter that awaits you on every page! “…the funniest fantasy world I have ever read.” Nathaniel, Goodreads reviewer. “Amazing epic children's adventure with the feel of C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien!” R. E., Goodreads reviewer. “This is an awesome series that is perfect for all ages. I cannot get enough of this…” Patricia, Amazon reviewer. “It’s seldom that I find a book that can make me laugh, but this one had me laughing out loud many times throughout.” Scott, Amazon reviewer. “This reminds me of the Naked Gun movies with Leslie Nielsen, except our hero is the only normal person; the rest of the world is somewhat odd.” Tom, Goodreads reviewer. “My sons and I love this book!” JMR, Goodreads reviewer. “I know I'm kind of biased here, but I love this book!!!” the author’s own personal biased review.




Jerry the Squirrel: Volume Three


Book Description

Beware the Inventions! It’s time. After far too long of a wait, Jerry has returned. And he’s not ready to give up! Join Jerry in his third set of short stories in which he comes face to face with a giant bear, angry bees, and a fire-breathing dragon! Don’t miss out on this exciting set of ten new stories, sure to grab your attention!




Jerry the Squirrel


Book Description

For Jerry, nothing ever turns out the way he wants it to. Join Jerry the Squirrel in this fun set of short stories as his inventions lead him on hilarious adventures that captivate both children and adults alike! Jerry the Squirrel can also be heard on Chat and Spin Radio on Thursdays at 7pm (UK time). “I've never read anything quite like it before. The tongue-in-cheek humor and squirrel protagonists in a slightly off kilter fantasy world is like a delightful combination of Terry Prachett's Discworld series meets Watership Down.” Rebecca, Amazon Reviewer. “Excellent children's story that this adult loved! I read the second book and then purchased this book even after receiving it as an ARC free from the author because it is that good.” Patricia, Amazon Reviewer. “A story great for bed time. 5 stars to the author for making me laugh…” Issy, Amazon Reviewer. “This book of short stories about Jerry the Squirrel and his madcap inventing escapades made me laugh and smile a lot. They are very daft, but very enjoyable too.” Lolah, Amazon Reviewer. “I read it out loud to my son and he loved it!” Lady Lark, Amazon Reviewer. “I loved this book! Shawn has quite an imagination and puts it to good use in the books he writes! Thanks, Shawn” Anonymous, Amazon Reviewer.




Annalynn the Canadian Spy: Books I-III


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Annalynn is no normal 10 year old girl. Annalynn... is a spy. Join Annalynn in this action packed and adventure filled series that’ll leave you with a laughter overload! Annalynn never set out to be a spy. The nation’s spy agency just keeps showing up at her door asking for her help! Annalynn has been hired by the Canadian Security Intelligence Service. Unfortunately, Canada seems to be continually plagued with absurd and ridiculous situations at every turn! Can Annalynn rise to the occasion and be a great spy? Of course she can! This wouldn’t be much of a series if she couldn’t. Have fun diving into Books 1-3 in this digital boxed set! Book One: Terrible Tissues Book Two: Doughnut Disaster Book Three: Big Brainwashing




Jerry the Squirrel: Volume Two


Book Description

Nothing ever turns out right for Jerry! Jerry the Squirrel is back with another Volume full of edge of your seat, hilarious stories! The Squirrel Inventor is faced with new adventures with a flying squirrel, a robot Mary, a frozen Squirrel village, and the Squirrel Who Cried Hawk. Don’t miss out on ten more captivating tales! Jerry the Squirrel can also be heard on Chat and Spin Radio on Thursdays at 7pm (UK time).




Annalynn the Canadian Spy


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Agent Frank has been missing for far too long. No one has seen or heard from Frank, and everyone fears the worst. There is only one spy daring enough, crazy enough, and Canadian enough to venture into the dreaded Moose territory to see if Frank can be rescued. Can Agent Annalynn find Agent Frank and return him to CSIS Headquarters, or will she too fall into the clutches of Frank’s Moose captors?




Horrible Harry in Room 2B


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Doug discovers that though being Harry's best friend in Miss Mackle's second grade class isn't always easy, as Harry likes to do horrible things, it is often a lot of fun.




Ridge: Day One


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The darkest hour is just before dawn. But with bloodthirsty Beasts cutting brief lives shorter, can one man beat the ticking clock? Rezin Hamel will protect his people until his dying breath. Resolving to carry on past every dearly departed loved one, the forty-four-year-old General has no idea how he’s lived over a decade beyond the average life expectancy. But when he’s shamed and cast out for an out-of-character act, he sets out to end the constant attacks from creatures staining the walls with death. Searching for answers in society’s seedy underbelly, Hamel is shocked by the conditions ravaging the lower rungs of the city. But the strategic genius’s quest takes a staggering turn when he’s blindsided by a secret that could tear his tight-knit community to shreds. Can Hamel restore his honor and stop the carnage before he’s the next one taken by the Dusk? Ridge: Day One is the action-packed first book in the Ridge dystopian thriller series. If you like fantastic worlds, heart-trembling suspense, and twisted surprises, then you’ll love Shawn P. B. Robinson’s peek behind the Ridge veil. Buy Ridge: Day One to mark the calendar of doom today!