Awfully Good Dad Jokes


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What's the most dadly force in the universe? Dad jokes. Awfully Good Dad Jokes is filled with brand new dad jokes with the power to make both the reader and listener alike roll their eyes, groan, and then smile in amusement. P.S. You don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes. "How do you measure Millennials?" "In Instagrams!" We have complied the punniest, top-quality one-liners, and quips we could think of! And the best part is Awfully Good Dad Jokes is: Fun for the whole friendly - Our jokes are safe enough to tell your kids and make them laugh, but still amusing enough to make your friends and get the same effect. So awful, they're good - Dad jokes gained their reputation because they're so bad, they actually end up being amusing and even funny! That's what makes them so good. Spread positivity and lighten the mood in seconds. You'll always have something to say, with plenty of dad joke ammo thanks to this book. This book makes the perfect gift for dads, fur baby dads, and everyone with exquisite taste who enjoys making others smile and spreading good vibes.




Dad Jokes


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Dad Jokes is an absolute must-read! This book covers over 400+ of The Best Dad Jokes with such a large variety. Have your friends and family cracking up over the most awful/hilarious jokes and puns you've ever heard. Or even better, battle it out in a "Try not to laugh" challenge and watch the jokes become even funnier! What does a buffalo say to his son when he drops him off at school? "Bison." Looking for a Fathers Day Gift? Search no more, with this classic book. What to expect: Father and Son Jokes Family Jokes Marriage Jokes Work Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Alcohol Jokes Animal Jokes Food Jokes General Wordplay Jokes Crude Jokes Countless Cheesy Puns Over 400+ Jokes What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click the buy now button for a hilarious experience!




365 Days of Dad Jokes


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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.




Dad Jokes


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Why did the golfer patch his pants? a. Because he got a hole in 1. Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad, right? So, help your dad improve his collection of jokes that make will you cringe and laugh at the same time. This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes. An awesome Father's Day Gift, birthday Gift for dads, or Christmas gift for Dads.




501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!


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**Father's Day Special Edition!** What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business! What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groanworthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!




Dad Tells Jokes


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Dad Jokes edition #2 I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator. I must have an amazing butt, every time I walk away from someone, I hear them whisper, 'What an ass! Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there.Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and hilarious in this specially curated collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Police officer: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife! A BRAND NEW-COLLECTION OF THE PUNNIEST AND RIB CRACKING DAD JOKES EVER!




501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!


Book Description

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groan worthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: ● 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere ● Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand ● 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! ● Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore ● Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!




The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes


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Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!




Dad Jokes


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Introducing The PERFECT Gift for Your Dad This Holiday Season (Although His Use of These Jokes May Come Back To Haunt You...) "Are you going to cut the lawn?" Dad: "I would but I don't know where the scissors are" Deep down we all love our Dads horrendous jokes, even the most cringe worthy ones still can leave us in hysterics. After all, they are told by your Dad, who despite his terrible jokes, you have endless love for and you only get one Dad after all! So, wouldn't your Dad love to increase his personal collection of jokes he has ready to use no matter the situation he finds himself in? Well, that's what makes these 200 Awfully Good Dad Jokes the perfect gift for your Dad, and your Dad will be forever thankful you're giving him more ways to add humor to his everyday life! So, if you want to be left in even more hysterics by even cringier Dad jokes than before then scroll up and click "Add to Cart."




Dad Jokes


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★★Buy the Paperback version of DAD JOKES VOLUME 2 and get the Kindle ebook version included for FREE!★★ We are back for more with the 2nd edition of Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns! This book includes just under 500 brand new and painfully funny Dad Jokes. Sometimes nothing makes more sense than a good, old fashioned corny joke to make the heart merry, and put a smile on everyone's face. Dad jokes or bad jokes, either one is fine. They sometimes do the trick. What is an elf who has just won the lottery called...? "Welfy..." Looking for the perfect Christmas present for Dad? Search no more, with this hilarious book. What's inside: Fruit and Veggie Jokes Light Bulb Jokes Iowan Jokes Yo Mama Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Christmas Jokes Weather Jokes Valentine Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes Birthday Jokes Coffee Jokes General Wordplay Jokes Creative Answering Machine Messages Countless Cheesy Puns A total of almost 500 Jokes! What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click 'add to cart' for a hilarious experience with family and friends!