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The Big Book of Bad Dad Jokes

Author : Hugh Morris

Publisher : Grin & Bear It Press

Page : 79 pages

File Size : 38,34 MB

Release : 2024-01-19

Category : Humor

ISBN :

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Step into the world of laughter and light-hearted fun with The Big Book of Bad Dad Jokes: Jokes Dads Will Love and Families Will Love to Hate, your go-to source for the most groan-worthy, eye-rolling, and surprisingly witty dad jokes ever compiled! This book isn't just a collection; it's a journey through the joy of classic humor that exasperates generations.

From family life and the quirks of the office to the thrills of travel and the hilarity of daily life, this treasury packs in jokes for every occasion and mood. Whether you're a dad looking to expand your comedic repertoire, a family member in search of the perfect eye-rolling comeback, or simply a humor enthusiast, this book has got you covered.

Highlights:

  • Over 500+ Jokes: Dive into a vast collection of dad jokes, including family-friendly quips, work-related chuckles, and puns that play on words in the most delightful way.
  • Categorized for Easy Reading: The jokes are thoughtfully divided into categories like family, work, technology, travel, and more, making it easy to find the right joke for any occasion.
  • Perfect Icebreakers: Use these jokes to lighten the mood in meetings, gatherings, or even as a fun way to engage with your kids.
  • Timeless Humor: Enjoy a blend of classic and contemporary jokes that will be appreciated by readers of all ages.

Immerse yourself in this ultimate dad joke treasury, where every page promises a grin, a groan, or a hearty laugh. It's the perfect gift for dads, joke enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates the lighter side of life. Get ready to embrace the dad joke spirit—no eye-rolling necessary (but highly encouraged)!

Pick up your copy today and start spreading the joy one dad joke at a time!

Notice: No dad was embarrassed in the making of this book. Satisfaction and groans are guaranteed.



Bad Dad Jokes

Author : Bart King

Publisher : Gibbs Smith

Page : 232 pages

File Size : 16,14 MB

Release : 2020-06-16

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1423652932

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A goofy book celebrating the Dad Joke lifestyle — packed with jokes and wordplay for your favorite punster. Bad Dad Jokes covers every aspect of the most simultaneously loathed and beloved joke form of all time: the pun. Because “Dad Humor” should be practiced by everyone (regardless of age, gender, or family status) this book serves to encourage creative thinking and punning habits for everyone! Learn how to properly deliver a pun (whether written, visual, or verbal) and how to pretend you’re sorry for your Dad Joke (even when you’re not). Includes: quality pre-loaded puns, the taxonomy of the different types of wordplay, famous punsters, and Great Moments in Dad Joke History.



The Big Book of Dad Jokes

Author : Joe Kerz

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 389 pages

File Size : 42,71 MB

Release : 2022-04-19

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1631586653

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Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.



Bad Dad Jokes

Author : Jack Norton

Publisher : Norton Family Publishing

Page : 33 pages

File Size : 49,5 MB

Release : 2020-07-30

Category : Humor

ISBN :

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Warning: reading this book has been known to cause eye rolls, sighs of disgust and severe allergic reactions to those with a distaste for corn. Sit back, relax and get ready to laugh your butt off at this horribly bad collection of dad jokes, redneck puns and classic one liners. You’ll be the coolest dad at the barbeque, the silliest guy in the office or the most loved (hated?) neighbor on the block if you use these jokes in your everyday life. By the way, what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?



The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

Author : Ian Allen

Publisher : Portico

Page : 178 pages

File Size : 32,74 MB

Release : 2013-08-08

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1909396095

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Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!



Really Bad Dad Jokes

Author : Joe Kerz

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 426 pages

File Size : 23,28 MB

Release : 2019-05-28

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1631585150

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Bring out the groans with Really Bad Dad Jokes! Do you enjoy making puns about the most random things you can think of? Do you enjoy inducing embarrassment and eye-rolling from your family? Do you often crack yourself up with your own jokes? Then Really Bad Dad Jokes is for you! In this follow-up to Dad Jokes, you’ll find a multitude of the ultimate dad jokes, such as: If prisoners could take their own mug shots, would they be called cellfies? Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. . . but catscan! What did one plate say to the other? “Lunch is on me!” What does a martial arts expert drink? Kara-tea And many, many more! With over 400 unbearably funny puns, quips, and one-liners, Really Bad Dad Jokes is your secret to mastering one of the most groanworthy arts of being a dad.



The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes

Author : Thomas Nowak

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 274 pages

File Size : 41,77 MB

Release : 2020-03-03

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1452184135

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The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts



World's Greatest Dad Jokes (Volume 2)

Author : Abigail F. Brown

Publisher : Cider Mill Press

Page : 142 pages

File Size : 15,39 MB

Release : 2019-10-01

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1604339020

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Nearly 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with nearly 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes (Volume 2) is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.



Even More Embarrassing Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Actually Good

Author : Ian Allen

Publisher : HarperCollins UK

Page : 176 pages

File Size : 23,58 MB

Release : 2023-06-08

Category : Humor

ISBN : 000860407X

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The follow-up to Ian Allen’s uproarious Embarassing Dad Jokes, Even More Embarrassing Dad Jokes takes the ‘dad joke book’ to a new dimension!



Dad Jokes

Author : Jimmy Niro

Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.

Page : 113 pages

File Size : 44,88 MB

Release : 2018-05-01

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1492679216

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A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember—you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more! These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road.