Bar Games Jokes & Silly Stuff


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How To Be An Outstanding Bartender, Server, Cocktail Waitress Jammed Packed With Popular Interactive Fun That Bartenders & Servers Around The World Use to Create Better Experiences For Guests. Funny Stuff, Presentation Style, Bar Bets, Games, Magic & More.




A Dragon Walks Into a Bar


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This hilarious collection of over 300 puns, one-liners, and classic jokes dedicated to the fun of RPGs is perfect for you share with your fellow gaming compatriots! Why don’t dragons like to eat paladins? They taste lawful. Laugh out loud at over 300 zingy one-liners and eye-rolling puns with this collection of tabletop-based humor, dedicated to the fun of RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, and more! A Dragon Walks into a Bar gives you hours of funny content that will keep you smiling. Whether you use them as inspiration for your level 20 comedian bard to crack wise during battle or if you just want a giggle in between turns, this book has everything you’ve been looking for.




Everything's Amazing (sort Of) (Tom Gates #3)


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From the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, the Red House Children's Book Award, the Waterstones Children's Book Prize and the Blue Peter Best Story Book Award 2013 comes the third, highly illustrated, ebook in the Tom Gates series.




Man Walks Into a Bar


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Aimed at anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. This work organises the jokes thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, and more.




Funtastic


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Say buh-bye to boredom with these 175 creative, screen-free activities for kids 8 to 12 including outdoor games, rainy-day crafts and easy recipes. It’s time to explore the world in fun new ways! Packed with one-of-a-kind ideas, easy projects with step-by-step instructions and tons of how-tos, this boredom-busting activity book from the editors of Country Living will entertain and engage young readers and let their creativity blossom indoors and out. Kids will find how to: Host a water balloon fight or build a blanket fort Go stargazing, cloud spotting, and bird watching Assemble a flower crown and make a sunprint Craft with yarn and make a friendship bracelet Make a snow globe Decorate cupcakes and roast a marshmallow Create a movie night bingo board (and play too!) Build a lemonade stand or host a bake sale Write a letter to a soldier or interview a relative Celebrate holidays with crafts, recipes, and games And so much more! With this fun-tastic compendium of ideas at their disposal, kids will never again say, “I’m bored!”




Giant Book of Dirty Jokes


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Giant Book of Dirty Jokes is a collection of graphic, shocking, and especially funny jokes and anecdotes.




Little Lunch: The Monkey Bars


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Highly and hilariously illustrated, three stories of the antics and adventures that kids can get up to in the 15 minutes that is “Little Lunch”! At Little Lunch Tamara Noodle hogged the monkey bars, we all fought over what kind of sandwich Manny was eating and Battie became SUPER BATMAN GUY. What else can happen in fifteen minutes?




Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks


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Professor and Mathemagician, Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA --




Cheesie Mack Is Running like Crazy!


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Readers of Diary of a Wimpy Kid will love Cheesie's wacky lists, drawings, and made-up words as he tells the story of the weirdest election in the history of the sixth grade! In his third adventure, Cheesie and his best friend, Georgie, are off to middle school, where there will be lots of new kids and new teachers. Cheesie has a terrific idea--what better way to meet all the new kids than to run for class president? Plus, if he wins, it'll drive his evil older sister nuts! Then Cheesie gets bad news. One of his friends from his old school is also running for president. Cheesie has a tough decision to make, one that could affect his entire middle-school career. Should he bow out and support his friend, or go for the glory?




A Horse Walks Into a Bar


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A Guardian and New Statesman Book of the Year The setting is a comedy club in a small Israeli town. An audience that has come expecting an evening of amusement instead sees a comedian falling apart on stage; an act of disintegration, a man crumbling, as a matter of choice, before their eyes. They could get up and leave, or boo and whistle and drive him from the stage, if they were not so drawn to glimpse his personal hell. Dovaleh G, a veteran stand-up comic - charming, erratic, repellent - exposes a wound he has been living with for years: a fateful and gruesome choice he had to make between the two people who were dearest to him. A Horse Walks into a Bar is a shocking and breathtaking read. Betrayals between lovers, the treachery of friends, guilt demanding redress. Flaying alive both himself and the people watching him, Dovaleh G provokes both revulsion and empathy from an audience that doesn't know whether to laugh or cry - and all this in the presence of a former childhood friend who is trying to understand why he's been summoned to this performance.