Barf Blast


Book Description

If you throw up, will it land on your head? Where does your nose go when it runs? This seriously gross, action-packed collection of short stories asks all the icky questions—and gives disgustingly accurate answers! Witty language and wacky illustrations will hook even the most reluctant readers, and have kids gagging for more. Silly situations and fun facts make this book on barf a perfect choice for readers who can’t wait to be grossed out!




Yucky, Disgustingly Gross, Icky Short Stories No.2: Barf Blast


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A fun, action-packed, super-sized, seriously gross series by the bestselling author of the ‘’Freaky’’ series– Susan Berran. So you know all those really yucky, disgusting and gross things from Book 1 – well guess what, there’s more disturbingly icky stuff that your parents don’t like talking about in Book 2! Like, if you chuck-up will it land on your head? And, where does your nose go when it runs? And how did a ‘streaker’ end up in this book!? So come on, read some of the most gut-churning short stories ever - I double dog doodoo dare you to..




Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder: Pirates


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Onionman is up to his old tricks messing with the time continuum, so an evil villain from the past can continue to create pirate havoc. Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder must visit the past to ensure the evil pirate Florence Frightful-Beard loses the battle of Chunder-Fart. Will farting ever stop being funny? Not with fire-fart powered ships and chunder cannons in the hilarious adventures of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder.




Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf


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A twisted modern fable from award-winner Robert T. Jeschonek, author of the Booklist Top Ten First Novel for Youth My Favorite Band Does Not Exist. Who's the grossest kid in the world? Tommy Puke, that's who! He fights off bullies with his mighty loogies...conquers jerks with his powerful farts...and sticks up for his pet skunk by driving off wild dogs with his blistering bad breath. What happens when he takes his new friend, Josh, on an epic quest to find the fabled prince of vomit, who might just be Tommy's brother? Action, laughs, and more disgusting gross-outs than you can shake a booger at! Will Tommy and Josh find the prince, otherwise known as the Boy with the Golden Barf? Will his golden barf make them rich? Will he welcome Tommy Puke to the family? Or will Tommy and Josh find themselves in over their heads in the sewer in a deadly battle with the only person more stomach-turning than Tommy? One thing is for sure: the puke, boogers, loogies, poop, and goop will fly! And Josh must gain the power of the secret Eighth Emanation—a magic bodily fluid far grosser than any known to mankind—to stand a chance of surviving. Don't miss this hilarious and action-packed gross-out adventure from award-winning author Robert T. Jeschonek.




Max Booth Future Sleuth: Stamp Safari


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Max is back and in the third instalment of the action-packed Max Booth Future Sleuth series, Max and his robosidekick, Oscar, are ready to sharpen their super-sleuthing skills yet again. A tiny piece of paper from the year 2019 might not sound very interesting to most people. But Max and Oscar – Bluggsville’s sharpest sleuths – aren’t most people! Max has a hunch that this ancient patch of paper might be valuable, and extremely rare. Max is right – this isn’t just any old piece of paper. It’s a strange, sticky thing called a postage stamp, and it’s more than 400 years old! It’s an exciting discovery, but before long, it leads Max and Oscar into some very sticky situations…




Attack of the Butt-Bombs!


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Sludge gets an idea to create a massive, messy, mayhem with an army of butt-bombs and poo-bots attacking through the pipes and spreading filth throughout Electropolis, and it may be more than the Clean Team can cope with.




The Dragon That Rides on Lightning


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Meet a totally ferocious (and awesome) new dragon in this special storybook retelling of an epic double-episode adventure of DreamWorks Dragons: Defenders of Berk! Comes with striking foil and embossing on the front cover. Hiccup, Toothless, and their friends from Berk have discovered a new dragon species! This dragon is one that the Vikings have only ever heard about in rumors and stories. From what they’ve heard, the rare and deadly Skrill flies through clouds and fires lightning at its enemies! Hiccup, Toothless, and the others don’t want to end up on this dragon’s bad side, so they set out to find and train it before it’s too late! Dagur and his army of Berserkers are also on the hunt to track down the Skrill so they can train it to be a weapon against the Vikings of Berk. Can Hiccup and his friends find the Skrill before Dagur? Find out in this action-packed adventure based on the popular TV series! DreamWorks Dragons: Defenders of Berk © 2015 DreamWorks Animation LLC. All Rights Reserved.




The Furgle And The Frimp


Book Description

Murder and mythology, kidnapping and corporate corruption, love and laughter, thrills and spills, death-defying danger, stunning stunts and the craziest cast of cliched characters ever entrusted with saving the world. It's all in this incredible tale of very hot curry and its anti-social after effects, an imminent alien invasion, an ancient Greek god, baked beans which glow in the dark, a space-travelling Citroen 2CV and the full, formidable, force of the Waggly Finger. Just remember, flatulence could get you everywhere!"




Barf Blast


Book Description

If you throw up, will it land on your head? Where does your nose go when it runs? This seriously gross, action-packed collection of short stories asks all the icky questions—and gives disgustingly accurate answers! Witty language and wacky illustrations will hook even the most reluctant readers, and have kids gagging for more. Silly situations and fun facts make this book on barf a perfect choice for readers who can’t wait to be grossed out!




Lines and Shadows


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The true story only Joseph Wambaugh could tell. A band of California cops set loose in no-man’s-land to come home heroes. Or come home dead. Not since Joseph Wambaugh’s bestselling The Onion Field has there been a true police story as fascinating, as totally gripping as Lines and Shadows. The media hailed them as heroes. Others denounced them as lawless renegades. A squad of tough cops called the Border Crime Task Force. A commando team sent to patrol the snake-infested no-man’s-land south of San Diego. Not to apprehend the thousands of illegal aliens slipping into the U.S., but to stop the ruthless bandits who preyed on them nightly—relentlessly robbing, raping, and murdering defenseless men, women, and children. The task force plan was simple. They would disguise themselves as illegal aliens. They would confront the murderous shadows of the night. Yet each time they walked into the violent blackness along the border, they came closer to another boundary line—a fragile line within each man. And crossing it meant destroying their sanity and their lives. Praise for Lines and Shadows “With each book, it seems, Mr. Wambaugh’s skill as a writer increases. . . . In Lines and Shadows he gives an off-trail, action-packed true account of police work and the intimate lives of policemen that, for my money, is his best book yet.”—The New York Times Book Review “A saga of courage, craziness, brutality and humor. . . . One of his best books, comparable to The Onion Field for storytelling and revelatory power.”—Chicago Sun-Times