F*CK I'm Bored


Book Description

Here's the first fantastic book of sh*t to do in case you're F*CKING BORED! Now you don't have to waste away the hours pleasuring yourself, wishing there was a f*cking better way to keep your mind and hands busy. Featuring 100 F*cking Adult Activities: Coloring, Sudoku, Dot-to-Dot, Word Searches, Mazes, Fallen Phrases, Math Logic, Word Tiles, Spot the Difference, Where the F*ck did the Other Half Go, Nanograms, Brick-by-F*cking-Brick, Word Scramble, and Much More! **Contains Inappropriate Language**




Adult Activity Book


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UPDATED AND REVISED FOR 2018! We read your reviews, listened to your feedback, and made this the best Adult Activity Book on Amazon! Put down your phone and entertain your brain with 136 pages of mazes, quizzes, expert-level dot-to-dot puzzles, and more. There's even a PLAY WITH A FRIEND section! This book is perfect to take on the airplane or camping or to carry in your briefcase or purse for games on-the-go. Includes: Stress-relieving coloring pages Sudoku Dot-to-Dot Word Search Word Scramble USA Map Quiz World Capital Quiz Tic-Tac-Toe Dots & Boxes Hangman Promote relaxation, improve critical thinking, and exercise your mind! Activity level ranges from introductory to expert, making this a perfect all-around adult activity book.




The Adult Activity Book You Never Knew You Wanted But Can't Live Without


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Do you like to fill your spare moments with activities and fun? If so, this book will be your perfect take with you companion! This is the second book in a collection of terrific activity books which contain a wide range of puzzles and fun activities to keep you entertained for hours. Some of the Puzzles and Brain games included in this book: Coloring Sudoku Dot-to-Dot Mazes Word Searches Spot the Difference Word Scramble Fallen Phrases Word Tiles Color by Number Draw the Other Half Nanograms Brick by Brick And Much More! This book is full of 75 easy to hard puzzles, brain games, and coloring with simple instructions included. Are you ready to relax and have fun? Then buy this book!




The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever


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Give boredom the middle finger with this fun, hilarious and slightly profane activity book. Who gives a sh!t about solving puzzles anymore? Say “eff you” to boring activity books with this irreverently vulgar upgrade. Including everything from crude crosswords and off-color coloring pages to wickedly funny word searches and salacious scrambles, this book is full of over 100 impolite activities guaranteed to make you giggle as you kill time and enjoy the activities on an entirely new level. The perfect gift for someone who enjoys both puzzles and slightly naughty humor, The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever will surprise and amuse those special potty mouths who bring the most creative and colorful language into your life. Cheeky with profanity, this is not your grandparents’ activity book. So strap the f*ck in and tell boredom to eff off!




The Adult Activity Book That Will Transform Your Life


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Do you need to transform your life with fun? This is the book for you! This is the fourth book in a collection of terrific activity books which contain a wide range of puzzles and fun activities to keep you entertained for hours. Some of the Puzzles and Brain games included in this book: Coloring Sudoku Dot-to-Dot Mazes Word Searches Spot the Difference Math Logic Word Scramble Fallen Phrases Word Tiles Color by Number Draw the Other Half Nanograms Brick by Brick And Much More! This book is full of 55 easy to hard puzzles, brain games, and coloring with simple instructions included. Are you ready to relax and have fun? Then buy this book!




Adult Activity Book, Inappropriately Funny Adult Puzzle Book


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The completely inappropriate adult activity book for anyone bored AF or who just needs a laugh! Full of swearing fun, lewd puzzles and naughty facts you're not going to be able unlearn. Contains: Adult Word Searches (swearing 101, swear like a pirate, bajino, jerkin the gerkin and many more) Funny Matching (sex drinks, swearing movie quotes, gender signs) Themed Mazes (funny images with disturbing facts) Dirty Mind Riddles (What's long and hard and has cum in it? answer...a cucumber) Naughty Trivia questions (What percent of adults have had a threesome?) Find the Difference including odd and inappropriately fascinating facts(koala's have 3 vaginas) Funny Quote Cryptograms (I work well with others when they leave me the f*ck alone) Perfect for: Get well gift Funny stocking stuffer Gag gift White Elephant present The perfect activity book if you're stuck at home, on vacation or for a funny gift for your friend or loved one.




Activities to Do While You Number Two


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Need something to do while youdo your business? Then look no further, this book is for you! You'll find 50 bowel movement related activities to keep you busy while you drop your load. Some of the Puzzles and Brain games included in this book: Coloring Sudoku Dot-to-Dot Mazes Word Searches Spot the Difference Math Logic Word Scramble Fallen Phrases Word Tiles Draw the Other Half Nanograms Brick by Brick And Much More! This book is full of 50 easy to hard puzzles, brain games, and coloring with simple instructions included. Are you ready to relax and have fun on the pot? Then buy this!




I Can't F*cking Adult Today


Book Description

Give yourself a break from the bullsh*t! Looking for a place where you don’t need to have all the answers or a responsible ten-year plan? Every page in Monica Sweeney's I Can’t F*cking Adult Today is a no-judgment zone where you can take a breath and restore your sanity. It’s your space to work out whatever sh*t you need to and celebrate the imperfect but f*cking beautiful life that’s all yours.




Grow the F*ck Up


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A no-bullsh*t bible for the modern adult—the newest “No F*cks Given Guide” in the New York Times bestselling self-help series Whether you’re freshly of-age or you’ve been at this adulting gig for a while and haven’t quite gotten the hang of it, this collection of practical, no-nonsense advice from New York Times bestselling author Sarah Knight will help you achieve your ideal grown-up form—and reap the rewards. Putting her sweary, hilarious twist on classic parental decrees like “Stop whining” and “Go clean up that mess!,” Sarah teaches you essential life skills—like effectively communicating your needs and taking accountability for your actions—and then how to use those skills to turn grown-up responsibilities into daily opportunities for increased happiness, satisfaction, and success. Packed with tips, strategies, and hundreds of real-life examples of adulting wisely and well, Grow the F*ck Up is the perfect read for anyone—at any age—looking to become more independent, resourceful, and self-sufficient, and have lots of fun along the way.




F*ck Anxiety


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A beautifully illustrated, irreverent guide to breaking out of the anxious thought patterns that hold us back. This little self-help book contains 101 anxiety spiral-stopping exercises, inspiring pep talks, and calm-the-F-down activities. With a no f*cks given tone, research-backed therapeutic techniques, and fun, fresh illustration, F*ck Anxiety will help you take control over your anxious thought patterns and make you laugh at the same time. Divided into six chapters—the first two will help kick that anxiety spiral in it's scrawny ass, and the next four help build and flex anti-anxiety powers on the daily—F*ck Anxiety covers the following: Get Out of Your Head in Ten Minutes or Less Get Stubborn Against a Longer Spiral Do These Eight Things Every Day—You Deserve It! A Grab Bag of Ways to Be Amazing to You Truths + Tending for Shitty Situations Hush Up, It's Time for Your Daily Moment of Zen In addition, the book also includes an explanation of how anxiety works, as well as recommendations for additional tools and practices.