Billy Beakhorn and the Booger Man


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Your kids will learn to use a tissue in a fun silly way.




Billy Beakhorn and the Booger Man


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A delightfully icky look at what can happen when you wipe your nose on your sleeve. When the Booger Man comes to life and makes all the children in Billy Beakhorn's town sick can Billy stand up to the Booger Man and clean up his act? Billy Beakhorn and the Booger Man is a boogers-gone-bad story of bravery, curtesy and kindness. "Billy Beakhorn and the Booger Man is yucky and icky, but will definitely teach children good manners. Parents and grandparents can read this out loud to their kids and grandkids while putting them to sleep. The book can also be used for interactive sessions in classrooms and school libraries. It's a delightfully icky story with a good concept. The bright and colorful illustrations are lively and they make the concept, characters, and the scenes come alive."---Mamta Madhavan for Readers' Favorite




Booger Man


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A delightfully icky look at what can happen when you wipe your nose on your sleeve. When the Booger Man comes to life and makes all the children in Billy Beakhorn's town sick can Billy stand up to the Booger Man and clean up his act? Billy Beakhorn and the Booger Man is a boogers-gone-bad story of bravery, curtesy and kindness. "Billy Beakhorn and the Booger Man is yucky and icky, but will definitely teach children good manners. Parents and grandparents can read this out loud to their kids and grandkids while putting them to sleep. The book can also be used for interactive sessions in classrooms and school libraries. It's a delightfully icky story with a good concept. The bright and colorful illustrations are lively and they make the concept, characters, and the scenes come alive."---Mamta Madhavan for Readers' Favorite




Billy's Booger


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Elsewhereville


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Myrtle Hitchabocker is the biggest weirdo at Parkside Intermediate School. She talks to bugs and flowers and counts clouds. She wears stained striped sweater vests with polka-dot shirts. The bullies at school never miss a chance to remind Myrtle that she doesn't fit in, and they like to make Myrtle miserable. One afternoon, after receiving a terrible teasing, Myrtle looks up from crying to realize that she is no longer on the school playground. She has been transported to Elsewhereville, where different is divine, the sky is green, the grass is blue, and where pickles grow on trees. Join Myrtle as she meets wonderful weirdos who live in Elsewhereville, including the Upside-Down Painter, the Little Rabbitty Girl with Wheels for Feet, the Ginormous Jelly Man, Three Conferring Conifers, Border Wizzler, and a rhinoceros named Bill Worthington (though he prefers to be called Fram). In Elsewhereville, 'fitting out' is way more fun than 'fitting in' could ever be. But watch out! The miserable Cloud Cousins aim to spread their misery to everyone in Elsewhereville- especially Myrtle! Elsewhereville is an imagination sparking chapter book that will delight any child ages 7-12.




Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger


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Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his practical joker of a son Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can?t take the prince?s Royal Clowning Around! Enter Sir Fartsalot?the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He?s on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind?a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking. Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight?s old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Snotty Scoundrel, once and for all!




The Booger Book


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"That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em.. Lick 'em ... Roll 'em ... or Flick 'em ... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why."--Amazon.com




Too Many Poodles


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How many poodles is too many? Find out in this hilarious book about making sacrifices for the ones we love.




You Can't Ride a Cat


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The Secret Life of Boogers


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A delightfully disgusting and scientific look at boogers and how they can get us out of sticky situations! Snot might seem disgusting, but it's actually (s)not! In fact, it defends our bodies and keeps us healthy by trapping viruses and bacteria in its sticky web. Finally giving mucus the recognition it deserves, The Secret Life of Boogers pulls back the curtain and reveals snot as the superhero it really is. Readers both young and old will delight in this snarky look at the science of boogers while they learn about the countless important roles snot plays in our bodies.