Billy Bullshit Talks Business: In a Nutshell? Billy Talks Total Bullsh*t at Work and this Book Makes Sense of It. Kapish?


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Billy Bullshit is a self-proclaimed marketing genius. In his role as 'Chief Guru of Imagineering" he only ever talks using the latest buzzwords, business idioms and bullshit phrases. Pop that in your mental microwave and see how it defrosts! We see Billy in 52 hilarious business scenarios--on a conference call, giving a speech at a conference, running a brainstorming session, etc. This ladders up the cliched business speak, takes it to the next level and knocks it out of the ballpark. Boom! Do you know someone like Billy in your office? Maybe you even see a little bit of Billy in yourself? Either way Billy Bullshit is going to make you laugh and cringe in equal measure. And that's no bullshit.




BULLSH!T


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An outrageous miscellany of serious and light-hearted lies, myths, untruths, fibs and fabrications that tells the tall tale of South Africa. The fibs come thick and fast, like a burst sewerage pipe: • Why everything we've learnt about Shaka Zulu, 'Africa's Napoleon', is a pack of lies. • Back in the darkest of ages (the 1970s!), citizens were told that there were satanic messages if you played some of The Beatles songs backwards. • National icon Hansie Cronje was a paragon of virtue, and integrity ... until he wasn't. • President Nelson Mandela told us that we, as a nation, were 'special'. Turns out we aren't. Whether a fabulous fib, an artful con, a doctor's spin, or simply a bald-faced lie, there's something for everyone.




Surprise


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Billy Irish


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THE STORY: The scene is a rundown farm in Vermont where two brothers, Billy Irish and Joe Witness, tell each other tales of their conversations with the likes of Mick Jagger and Bob Dylan and (as they also imagine themselves to be Jesse and Frank J




Caught Up


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Caught Up is a Hot and Steamy romance, with a little mystery. There are three main characters. Sherri, Lisa, and Sharmaine. All three women have unique personalities. They struggle, live, love and learn. In the process of growing they get caught up in lies and betrayal that changes the courses of their lives. "Sherri, likes to explore sexually. She seems timid but she spice things up when she need to. "Lisa, is strong, she think first then reacts. You have to be real smart to get over on her. "Sharmaine, doesn't think at all, she only think of herself. What about her children? This Romance story is one to keep youre mind intrigued and youre emotions out of control, enjoy the ride.




Split


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Malcolm Hepburn is a brilliant surgeon with a beautiful wife and a stellar career. He is also a vicious killer with a stunning gift. Detective Jacob Sparks is heading up the task force to take him down. But he knows he's going to need some rather unconventional help. Enter Billy Ray Dean, charming, witty, a real ladies man and a ruthless sociopath who happens to be immune to Malcolm's gifts. Detective Sparks uses one killer to hunt the other but when he loses control the body count rises and chaos and carnage become order of the day. Two very different killers . one goal. Destroy each other and anyone else that gets in the way.




Greig Plays:1


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The first collection of plays of one of Scotland's best-known contemporary dramatists EUROPE is set in a railway station at an unnamed border town where old and new Europeans weave a tale of love, loss and longing. "Fierce, compassionate, mightily ambitious drama...there is the sharp, analytic intelligence, the crackling inventiveness of a real writer buzzing about this gripping play" Scotsman THE ARCHITECT charts the rise and fall of Leo Black, once an idealistic and idolised designer, whose magnificent visions are now crumbling, along with his family, in the light of grubby reality. "Provides convincing evidence of David Greig's confident transition from a dramatist of promise to one of stature" Independent. Lyrical, soulful and darkly funny, THE COSMONAUT'S LAST MESSAGE weaves together the stories of a fraught Scottish couple whose TV is on the blink, a Norwegian UN peace negotiator, a young prostitute, a French UFO researcher, a pregnant police woman and two forgotten Cosmonauts who sadly orbit the planet."The most important playwright to have emerged north of the border in years" Scotsman




Next Time


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"There are consequences for changing the past." Jim Radcliffe thought he had a comfortable, easy life until a drug-addled stranger stumbles into his backyard during a family cookout and predicts a devastating tragedy that will befall Jim's loved ones. When a house fire confirms the madman's predictions, Jim's life is sent into a tailspin as he struggles to come to grips with the sudden loss of his closest family members. As Jim searches for answers behind the tragedy and his wife spirals into depression, he finds himself at his wits' end - until a strange tow truck driver named Mr Brimstone appears with an unusual offer. In exchange for Jim's soul, Mr Brimstone will give him the chance to go back in time to prevent the tragedy from occurring. But as Jim journeys through time, he faces increasingly difficult choices that challenge his beliefs and force him to question what he truly values. Torn between his own desires and the safety of those he loves, Jim must dig deep and find the strength to make the ultimate sacrifice in order to save his family and restore a sense of normalcy to his life. Along the way, he learns that the tricky path of redemption isn't always as clear-cut as it first appears, and that true happiness may come from unexpected places.




Weapon of Choice


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Kevin sat quietly in the two-man cell. His new cellmate was trying to whip up support among his inmate friends to "do something" about his new cellmate-me. This was definitely not going well. I could almost "feel" an assault or a knife attack coming. I made a decision. If I was going to die in prison, then I would take myself out rather than let some self-righteous, low-brow punk(s) do it. I could fight-the Army had trained me well-but how many would come at me? Would there be weapons? I quietly wrote a letter home and explained what I was going to do. After that, I placed the thirty-day supply of Atenolol in my pocket. Atenolol controls blood pressure by slowing your heart rate. If things went badly, I would take all of them at once- hopefully stopping my heart with a minimum of pain. I also spoke silently with God. I told Him, "If I have to do this, please don't send me to hell. I sincerely believe Lord that the guilt of this sin should be given to this animal, Doherty." This event was survived. There was a long road ahead. From false accusation to trial to false imprisonment then probation, this is a story of defeat and survival that nothing could prepare a person for.





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