Bitsy's Bait & BBQ


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When Emma Collins uses her divorce settlement to purchase a bed-and-breakfast in the Ozarks, her sister Katy thinks small-town life will be perfect for her and her six-year-old son. But when the sisters arrive and find that B-and-B means RBait-and-BBQ, S they have no choice but to roll up their sleeves and get to work. Original.




Bitsy's Bait and BBQ


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Emma is stunned to discover that her free-spirited sister has gone on eBay and used her hard-won divorce settlement to purchase a bed-and-breakfast. Katy imagines a small town business as perfect for a single mom and her six-year-old son. Unfortunately things on the internet are not always what they seem. In Warbler Lake, Missouri the B & B stands for Bait and BBQ! With their money and futures sunk into a run-down, roadside rattletrap, the Collins sisters have no choice but to roll up their sleeves and learn the difference between fatheads, night crawlers, mealworms and shiners. But as decent barbecue eludes them trouble begins to brew.Katy's ex-husband is having second thoughts about the custody arrangements. Or rather his mother is. He is simply having second thoughts about Katy. And third thoughts. And...how much heartbreak can a woman forgive? As Bitsy might say, "A man can cook some extremely tasty barbecue and still not be a very good husband."Pull up a chair or drop in a line, this strange, oddball community might be the bait that finally lands happiness into life's leaky boat?




The Bob's Burgers Burger Book


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The hand-written, pun-packed “Burger of the Day” special on the Belcher’s restaurant chalkboard is one of the show's best sight gags and a fan favorite. Now, Bob’s Burgers fans can grill up 75 of the best burgers Bob Belcher ever created with this hilarious cookbook. This fantastic collection of recipes lists which season and episode each burger comes from, and it also includes original artwork exclusive to the cookbook, plus all-new character commentary from the entire Belcher family as well as beloved characters including Teddy, Jimmy Pesto Jr., and Aunt Gayle. Along with some general cooking tips on how to turn out the best burgers and fries, a selection of the recipes included are: The "Bleu is the Warmest Cheeseburger" The "Bruschetta-Bout-It Burger" The "Texas Chainsaw Massa-Curd Burger" The "We’re Here, We’re Gruyère, Get Used to It Burger" The "I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings Burger" The “Final Kraut-Down Burger” All recipes originated from Cole Bowden’s wildly popular "The Bob’s Burger Experiment" blog and were further developed together with Bouchard and the rest of the Bob’s Burgers writing team. Ravenous Bob’s Burgers fans can now create the ultimate Bob’s Burgers experience at home—why not make the burger, then put on the episode where it appears!




Offbeat Bride


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Unenthused by a white wedding gown and bored by the hoopla of the Hollywood-style reception, Ariel Meadow Stallings found herself absolutely exhausted with the nuances of traditional nuptials . . . so she chose to take a walk off the beaten aisle. In this updated edition of Offbeat Bride, Stallings humorously recounts the story of the original offbeat wedding-hers-and shares anecdotes and advice from dozens of other nontraditional couples. She also includes a chapter on budget weddings in today's weak economy, along with sidebars, tips, tricks, and planner encouragement to help you figure out your special day. What results is a combination of hilarious wedding stories and tons of helpful how-tos-a perfect mash-up of memoir and handbook. At once practical and enjoyable, Offbeat Bride validates choosing the funky, different, and offbeat over the traditional, and leads couples through the planning process-from unique ideas on how to announce their engagement all the way to answering the question, "So, how's married life?" Stallings is the ultimate guide to the alternative wedding of your dreams, and with Offbeat Bride, she brings you a book that serves both as an encouragement and celebration of aisles less traveled.




A Different Kind of Fire


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Torn between her childhood sweethear, her forbidden passion for another woman, the nobleman she had to marry, and her dream of becoming a painter, Ruby's choices mold her in ways she could never have forseen as she balances husband, family, lovers, and ambition against the backdrop of 19th century America. -- back cover




The Thesaurus of Slang


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Includes jargon, sports slang, and ethnic and regional expressions




Simple Jess


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Marrying Stone, Arkansas is the setting for the story of a simple man and a widow who needs to provide her son with the best childhood and father that she can find. She makes a commitment to the elders of the town that she will marry by Christmas and all the marriageable men begin to visit Althea at her place on the mountain to court her. The man most unlikely to win is a man is "simple" Jess, but he is the one with the biggest heart and most loving nature.




Buyology


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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A fascinating look at how consumers perceive logos, ads, commercials, brands, and products.”—Time How much do we know about why we buy? What truly influences our decisions in today’s message-cluttered world? In Buyology, Martin Lindstrom presents the astonishing findings from his groundbreaking three-year, seven-million-dollar neuromarketing study—a cutting-edge experiment that peered inside the brains of 2,000 volunteers from all around the world as they encountered various ads, logos, commercials, brands, and products. His startling results shatter much of what we have long believed about what captures our interest—and drives us to buy. Among the questions he explores: • Does sex actually sell? • Does subliminal advertising still surround us? • Can “cool” brands trigger our mating instincts? • Can our other senses—smell, touch, and sound—be aroused when we see a product? Buyology is a fascinating and shocking journey into the mind of today's consumer that will captivate anyone who's been seduced—or turned off—by marketers' relentless attempts to win our loyalty, our money, and our minds.







Smiles to Go


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What is stargazer, skateboarder, chess champ, pepperoni pizza eater, older brother, sister hater, best friend, first kisser, science geek, control freak Will Tuppence so afraid of in this great big universe? Jerry Spinelli knows.