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Bitter, Party of One... Your Table Is Ready

Author : Larry Star

Publisher : iUniverse

Page : 219 pages

File Size : 43,20 MB

Release : 2005-06

Category : American wit and humor

ISBN : 0595356923

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With over twenty years of experience in failed marriages and relationships, author Larry Star mixes his caustic wit with his astute perception to make Bitter, Party of One. Your Table is Ready, an uproarious ride through the cycle of male-female coupling. Inside Bitter, Party of One you will learn. Why you should become a proponent for disclaimers on underwear packaging Why your teetering marriage shouldn't be left in the hands of a counselor you picked from the back page of a free newspaper What Post Super Bowl Realization is and how to avoid it Why knowing your woman's cycle will make for a much more enjoyable honeymoon/vacation/life in general And much more. Filled with insight and humor, Bitter, Party of One takes you on an entertaining journey through the typical American relationship-from meeting that special someone, through the wedding, marriage, and, finally, divorce-culminating in reflection over what went right, what went wrong, and the mental incapacitation that compels you to do it all over again. 'Larry Star is infectiously funny!" -George Carlin never said this. 'A satirical genius!" -Al Franken said this about himself. 'Crackling wit and untethered imagination." -New York Times Book Review about an entirely different book.



No Rest for the Witches

Author : MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher : Macmillan

Page : 372 pages

File Size : 12,10 MB

Release : 2007-10-02

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9780312949211

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Presents a quartet of erotic paranormal romance that includes Lori Handeland's "Voodoo Moon," in which FBI Agent Dana Duran discovers that the seductive power of voodoo may hold the key to stopping a supernatural serial killer.



Any Witch Way She Can

Author : Christine Warren

Publisher : St. Martin's Paperbacks

Page : 105 pages

File Size : 22,37 MB

Release : 2015-03-03

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1466872292

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First released in the No Rest for the Witches anthology, delight in this magical, sexy short story from bestselling author Christine Warren. Available for the first time ever as a standalone ebook, get lost in the sinful pleasures of the being the witch has summoned to tame her world...and unleash her passion... When a witch, craving the touch of someone who loves her, decides to take matters of into her own hands, she casts a spell of unmeasured powers into the cosmos to find the one who can set her soul on fire. And when her magic summons the sexiest being she's ever laid eyes on, desire will consume them both...in Any Witch Way She Can.



Hippo Eats Dwarf

Author : Alex Boese

Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Page : 292 pages

File Size : 26,77 MB

Release : 2006

Category : History

ISBN : 9780156030830

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In a world of lip synching, breast implants, and staged reality shows, it's hard to know the real from the fake. Now "hoaxpert" Boese offers the essential field guide to today's "Misinformation Age."



How to Win Sales & Influence Spiders

Author : Catherine Seda

Publisher : New Riders

Page : 318 pages

File Size : 36,47 MB

Release : 2007-02-21

Category : Computers

ISBN : 0132704846

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If you’re like most business professionals, you could be losing $10,000, $100,000, or even $1 million a month on the Web! Catapulting your business online is easier than you may think. Thanks to new and emerging developments in Web technology, you can immediately reach more new customers — free. Plus, you can better leverage your “traditional” Internet marketing to get more traffic from the search engines and free publicity from the press. Internet marketing veteran and Entrepreneur columnist Catherine Seda reveals how to attract new customers, search engine spiders and the press, simultaneously. Use this approach to skyrocket your sales while building your brand. This book reveals the insider secrets of how to: • Capitalize on social media, such as blogs, podcasts, and online video, while watching your profits soar from search engines, e-mail, and affiliate marketing. • Maximize your exposure by building your online reputation as an industry expert. • Recognize search engine spammers who will get your site banned and kill your cash flow. • Mimic the successful Internet marketing techniques that have elevated the status of well-known sites. • Avoid making the “Top 10” Internet marketing mistakes as revealed by industry leaders. This “non-techie” book is for: consultants, entrepreneurs, corporate marketers, students, investors, journalists and adventurers.



I Wish I Were Engulfed in Flames

Author : Jeni Decker

Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.

Page : 225 pages

File Size : 43,68 MB

Release : 2012-01-17

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 1616084855

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The down and dirty world of one autism mom's journey from sex-ed to Santa...



Faker's Guide to the Classics

Author : Michelle Witte

Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield

Page : 291 pages

File Size : 46,12 MB

Release : 2013-05-21

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0762795476

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DIVWith a chatty voice and sarcastic style, The Faker's Guide to the Classics condenses the great—but long and often complicated—novels, plays, and poems into bite-size nuggets of info that are easy to digest, cutting out the bloated analysis and nauseating debate of other reading guides. From Anna Karenina and Beowulf to Ulysses and Wuthering Heights, each of the 100 books profiled here is a classic that everyone talks about but only hardcore lit majors have actually read. Now, with The Faker's Guide to the Classics, you, too, can: Reminisce about books you were supposed to read for class but didn't; fudge literary discussions at fancy parties; impress a date with your incredible knowledge and wit; and cut through the ivory tower of world letters to read like a ninja! Each entry contains: a quick and dirty narrative description of plot points and overall story, including significant twists and surprise endings, told with humorous brevity; famous quotes from each work, accompanied by smartass responses; the original cover or an illustration conveying the work’s tone (or lack thereof). Brief author bios, including misdeeds and scandals, add illuminating and occasionally disgusting background to each work. All of the text appears in simple, contemporary English, so it’s easy to understand—and short enough to tweet. With this must-have guide, there’s no more need to worry whether a reference to Miss Havisham is an insult or to wonder what happened to Moby-Dick. Not reading the classics has never been easier! /div



The Grilled Cheese Madonna and 99 Other of the Weirdest, Wackiest, Most Famous eBay Auctions Ever

Author : Christopher Cihlar

Publisher : Crown Archetype

Page : 128 pages

File Size : 39,70 MB

Release : 2006-05-09

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0767924959

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For sale: The state of West Virginia Britney Spears’s Pregnancy Test A Spare Kidney Bob Dylan’s Childhood Home The World’s Longest French Fry Black Betsy The Meaning of Life There is only one place you can get all of these under one roof. In addition to being one of the world’s largest retailers, eBay is also home of some of the most notorious, creative, and just plain weird items to ever hit the virtual auction block. This comic celebration of the spirit of free enterprise brings together the full stories of one hundred of the most hilarious eBay auctions ever. From the “Ghost in a Jar” auction that recorded more than a million page views, to the woman who auctioned off her virginity before eBay shut her page down, to the saintly grilled cheese sandwich said to portray the face of the Virgin Mary and contain special powers, to the man who modeled his ex-wife’s wedding dress, sold it for more than three times its original purchase price, and received several marriage proposals to boot, this book chronicles the listings that have made the site such an integral—and entertaining—part of our culture. The Grilled Cheese Madonna is a salute to capitalism in its most ridiculous form.



Everyone Hates Kelsie Miller

Author : Meredith Ireland

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 288 pages

File Size : 42,8 MB

Release : 2023-10-31

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1665906987

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Kelsie and Eric, rivals for valedictorian, team up to go on an overnight road trip to the University of Pennsylvania to win back their exes.



Me And My Boyfriend (Y.A Series Book 7)

Author : Sarah Tork

Publisher : Sarah Tork

Page : 424 pages

File Size : 37,65 MB

Release : 2020-12-15

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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The Drama Continues…. I ask myself a few questions every day. Does time heal all wounds? Can a broken heart heal… eventually? Is love really worth it in the end? And the most important question of all… is forgiveness possible? For Becky Sloaner, when the two most important people in your life back stab you, trust and love were two things that couldn’t be brought back to the equation, no matter how badly those that hurt you were sorry. For Jenna Sabini, her whole life was about to crash. With friendships fizzling and ex swim team members going off to do their own thing, at least she still had Annabelle and Tom by her side to finish off senior year with. What’s the worst that could happen? It’s not like she had any dangerous enemies, lurking in the shadows waiting for her. Or… did she? For Tom Colleto, he’s had trouble remembering who his father was ever since he disappeared years ago. But things were getting strange. Faint warnings surprise him when he least expects it. A certain darkness has been creeping in the shadows, and Tom acknowledging it might mean the difference between life and something… very, very bad. For Annabelle Simms, the divorce her parents were on route for was tearing their family apart. When you’ve spent your entire life walking on eggshells, it was unfair that one moment of defiance would be the catalyst that ended everything. At least she still had two people she could count on, her best friend Jenna, and her boyfriend, James. With those two by her side, making it out of this nasty storm seemed possible, even if scars were guaranteed. For James Lawson, there were only two things he cared about. Winning fights and his girlfriend Annabelle. And nothing would ever change that. Reaching a high level of success under Rome’s rule in such a short period of time had everyone looking at James with new eyes. When you’re willing to risk it all for the win, Romilly Matos always noticed, and whether James was ready or not, he was about to enter a world where the bad sneaky guys ruled the game, all at the cost of the good guy. But business was business, and he was an asset now, one that Rome wouldn’t be letting go of, no matter how dangerous things got. Success always had a price. Warning: Contains sexual scenes, some bad language, and includes scenes of violence and hostility. Recommended for ages 17+ Me and My Boyfriend is a 116,000 word Young Adult Romance novel. This is not a standalone novel: Young Annabelle Series Book 7 Young Annabelle Series: 8 Books Total Book 1: Young Annabelle Book 2: The Truth About James Book 3: What My Heart Wants Book 4: You’re What I Want Book 5: Don’t Stop Holding Me Book 6: It’s Me And You Book 7: Me and My Boyfriend Book 8: Us Against The World (Final) - To be Determined