Bobbie Dazzler


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Bobbie, an Australian wallaby, can jump, bounce, and skip but cannot do splits until the other animals help her.




Bobby Dazzler


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When Bobby George first appeared on the darts scene, he immediately caught the eye: well built (he was the only darts player ever to be approached to take part in TV's Superstars), good looking and with plenty of bling, he was a natural showman. He could play a bit too, as he showed by reaching the final of the world championship in both 1980 and 1994. But that is only the beginning of the story. Before the darts came his time as a doorman at various East End pubs and bars just after the era of the Krays and Richardsons, when baseball bats and knuckle dusters would often come in handy. He also helped build the Victoria line. Since he retired from full-time darts, he has appeared in gangster films such as Dog, on TV programmes such as Celebrity Fit Club, and in videos with The Streets. Now best known as a commentator on the BBC, George relives the excitement of the last thirty years of the world of darts, with plenty of insider gossip and stories about all the most famous players in the TV era of the sport.




Bobby Dazzler


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This is the second novel from the author of The Men from the Boys. All the characters are linked by their local amateur dramatics society. Their off-stage dramas far exceed those that are played out on the small stage at the local hall.




The Bobby Dazzlers


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If you were looking to hire a crack team of criminals to undertake a tricky and delicate burglary, the Bobby Dazzlers would be your worst nightmare. There's Walter Bowler, a violent bike thief looking to move on to better (or preferably worse) things. There's the dope dealer and family man, Bill. There's a cockney half wit called Dean Martin (who must nevertheless be treated with respect because of his ultra-hard cousin, Neville). And then there's the youngest of the four, a light-fingered youth with a morbid fear of trains. When they're asked to steal four strange-looking chairs from a museum in the North York Moors, something - everything - is bound to go pear-shaped. The Bobby Dazzlers follows their stumbling progress in a funny, macabre thriller about jealousy, drugs, media-friendly Yorkshiremen, salmon fishing, modernist chair design and gruesome death (both accidental and pre-meditated), all set against a backdrop of beautiful Georgian architecture and some of England's finest countryside.




Make Your Own Misfits


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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Step right this way and discover the wonderful world of misfits, oddballs, and the quirkiest creations you've ever seen. With 35 fun projects to make, see some fabric, thread, and buttons come to life right before your very eyes. Every misfit has their own personality, from Chico the Latino chicken with a passion for paella, to the parrot who loves to have a gossip across the fence with the neighbors, so what are you waiting for? Pick your favorite and start creating! You won't need to be an experienced stitcher to make your favorite misfit. Every project is presented in a simple way, with a misfit instructor guiding you step-by-step through everything you'll need to know to make the characters. There's also a handy Learning the Basics section to help beginners get to grips with sewing. With brilliant photography that gives you a glimpse into the misfit's day-to-day adventures and quirky illustrations, Make Your Own Misfits is an amazing way to bring sewing to life. *Suitable for all levels of ability. *Great to give as unique gifts to friends and family. *Visit the Bobby Dazzler website: www.theworldofbobbydazzler.co.uk.




Retail Jail


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BOBBY DAZZLER, a strong, strategic British Columbian retailer, had been a leader in the industry for nearly 30 years. Lasting many years in a field that is notorious for ups and downs, now she is speaking up about the abusive and bullying nature of large organizations, showing us how small local retail is not able to survive nor thrive. As it shares this experience, this business memoir blows the whistle and reveals the truth so others can also learn and be helped to understand the struggle of this small retailer. After experiencing the retail apocalypse first hand, and going through many general and personal challenges, a time had come for this retailer to change directions. After dealing with humanity on a material level, a self-discovery evolved from the struggles, the problems and all the adversity, leading to another path that was much more aligned to the soul purpose. In the meantime, a wonderful personal story had been created that was meant to be shared for many to enjoy about this small, local independent businesswoman who lasted so long in the challenging retail world.




The Real Bobby Dazzler


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This is an an untold, behind-the-scenes insight into the public and private life of Bobby Thomson. The book talks about his hard upbringing in Scotland, the many fights he had with some of his managers and teammates, several near-death experiences, and also touches on his battle with the booze.




The Secret Life of Marbles: Their History and Mystery


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Ever held a marble and wondered about its history? There is always something surprising (sometimes dark and unbelievable) to be revealed for each one. From the Neolithic Age, through Ancient Rome, medieval Europe and modern day United States, The Secret Life of Marbles unravels several threads about their creation and the underlying importance of marbles to all societies.




How to be Champion


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'The naughtiest, helpiest, laughieoutloudiest and goodest book I've ever done reading on. Give that girl a banana!' DAWN FRENCH THE NO.1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER SARAH MILLICAN'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, FEEL NORMAL AND PROBABLY SNIFF YOUR LEGGINGS. Part autobiography, part self help, part confession, part celebration of being a common-or-garden woman, part collection of synonyms for nunny, Sarah Millican's debut book delves into her super normal life with daft stories, funny tales and proper advice on how to get past life's blips - like being good at school but not good at friends, the excitement of IBS and how to blossom post divorce. If you've ever worn glasses at the age of six, worn an off-the-shoulder gown with no confidence, been contacted by an old school bully, lived in your childhood bedroom in your thirties, been gloriously dumped in a Frankie and Benny's, cried so much you felt great, been for a romantic walk with a dog, worn leggings two days in a row even though they smelt of wee from a distance, then this is YOUR BOOK. If you haven't done those things but wish you had, THIS IS YOUR BOOK. If you just want to laugh on a train/sofa/toilet or under your desk at work, THIS IS YOUR BOOK.




Maggy Garrisson


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After two years of unemployment, Maggy Garrisson lands a secretarial job. Too bad her new boss is the shady, chaotic Anthony Wight: private detective and alcoholic. But a job is a job, and Maggy could use the cash. Five days into her new role, Wight is beaten to a pulp and Maggy is tasked with returning his wallet. With this seemingly innocuous request, Maggy enters a sinister underworld of corrupt cops, crooked businessmen, and career criminals. There's a lot to investigate, from the disappearance of a family album to the theft of gold teeth from bodies at the crematorium. But for someone with the energy, ingenuity, and enterprising spirit of Maggy Garrison, puzzles are there to be solved--especially if there's money to be made in the process.