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Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 1: Disheveled

Author : Donald Rump

Publisher : Donald Rump

Page : 30 pages

File Size : 43,99 MB

Release : 2014-08-19

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1624545378

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THE F**KING IDIOT Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of gas, out of money, and out of luck. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? BUT GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! Will the indelible sh*thead get his revenge? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disheveled is the first episode of a serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.



Bottling Farts, Inc. Season One

Author : Donald Rump

Publisher : Donald Rump

Page : 142 pages

File Size : 41,16 MB

Release : 2017-10-22

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1386558710

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THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Season One includes all nine episodes of Bottling Farts, Inc. plus the original short story that kicked off the series. Approximately 35,000 words in all.



The Chapped-Ass Critic (EPUB)

Author : Donald Rump

Publisher : Donald Rump

Page : 26 pages

File Size : 33,63 MB

Release : 2013-08-24

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1624544835

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Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the good, old doctor to snap. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,300 words. EXCERPT FROM THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC “Doc, you’ve got to help me,” a thin, wiry man named Zack Pimpton bent over the padded table and rubbed his behind. “My ass hurts really, really bad. I think I might have broken it.” A bead of sweat trickled down his forehead. “How did this happen?” Dr. Marsh asked. “I don't know. I was typing up a review when suddenly my butt began to hurt. At first it stung just a little. I tried ignoring it, but it got worse and worse until I eventually found myself here. It's terrible! I can’t believe I was able to drive over here.” He tried sitting and recoiled immediately. “Well, you're in luck! It's nothing life-threatening, that’s for sure, but I'm afraid you won’t have use of your buttocks again,” the portly doctor cracked a smile.





Alcoholics Anonymous

Author : Bill W.

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 418 pages

File Size : 46,55 MB

Release : 2014-09-04

Category : Self-Help

ISBN : 0698176936

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A 75th anniversary e-book version of the most important and practical self-help book ever written, Alcoholics Anonymous. Here is a special deluxe edition of a book that has changed millions of lives and launched the modern recovery movement: Alcoholics Anonymous. This edition not only reproduces the original 1939 text of Alcoholics Anonymous, but as a special bonus features the complete 1941 Saturday Evening Post article “Alcoholics Anonymous” by journalist Jack Alexander, which, at the time, did as much as the book itself to introduce millions of seekers to AA’s program. Alcoholics Anonymous has touched and transformed myriad lives, and finally appears in a volume that honors its posterity and impact.



Medical-Surgical Nursing

Author : Sharon Mantik Lewis

Publisher : Mosby Incorporated

Page : 2176 pages

File Size : 27,50 MB

Release : 2003-12-01

Category : Medical

ISBN : 9780323026963

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Package includes Medical-Surgical Nursing: Assessment and Management of Clinical Problems Two Volume text and Virtual Clinical Excursions 2.0



Breaking Through

Author : Francisco Jiménez

Publisher : Cambridge University Press

Page : 216 pages

File Size : 12,59 MB

Release : 2001

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9780618011735

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The Velvet Rage

Author : Alan Downs

Publisher : Da Capo Lifelong Books

Page : 224 pages

File Size : 27,6 MB

Release : 2006-04-25

Category : Psychology

ISBN : 9780738210612

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The gay male world today is characterized by seductive beauty, artful creativity, flamboyant sexuality, and, encouragingly, unprecedented acceptability in society. Yet despite the progress of the recent past, gay men still find themselves asking, "Are we really better off?" The inevitable byproduct of growing up gay in a straight world continues to be the internalization of shame, a shame gay men may strive to obscure with a fa?ade of beauty, creativity, or material success. Drawing on contemporary psychological research, the author's own journey to be free of anger and of shame, as well as the stories of many of his friends and clients, The Velvet Rage outlines the three distinct stages to emotional well-being for gay men. Offering profoundly beneficial strategies to stop the insidious cycle of avoidance and self-defeating behavior, The Velvet Rage is an empowering book that will influence the public discourse on gay culture, and positively change the lives of gay men who read it.



Handbook for Brunner and Suddarth's Textbook of Medical-Surgical Nursing

Author : Hilarie Surrena

Publisher : Lippincott Williams & Wilkins

Page : 736 pages

File Size : 43,90 MB

Release : 2010

Category : Medical

ISBN : 0781785928

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This concise clinical companion to the twelfth edition of Brunner and Suddarth's Textbook of Medical-Surgical Nursing presents nearly 200 diseases and disorders in alphabetical format, allowing rapid access to need-to-know information on the most commonly clinical problems nurses are likely to encounter. The content is completely cross-referenced to the main text. Pages are tabbed alphabetically for speedy reference. Online Tutoring powered by Smarthinking--Free online tutoring, powered by Smarthinking, gives students access to expert nursing and allied health science educators whose mission, like yours, is to achieve success. Students can access live tutoring support, critiques of written work, and other valuable tools.



Hard Times

Author : Charles Dickens

Publisher :

Page : 392 pages

File Size : 27,71 MB

Release : 1854

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