Brainless Birthday Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone


Book Description

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake. Author Felicia Lowenstein Niven explores the world of corny birthday jokes in this hilarious book. Jokes, limericks, knock-knock jokes and tongue twisters abound in this volume. Also, readers find out how to make their own funny birthday card.




Funny Valentine's Day Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone


Book Description

How did the elephant and the ant start dating? It began as a crush. This book contains all the corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about the most romantic holiday of the year.




Kooky Halloween Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone


Book Description

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? He had no body to dance with. This fun book is filled with corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about our scariest holiday. Also, readers find out how to make their own funny knock-knock jokes.




April Fool's Day Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone


Book Description

Why did the fool throw his alarm clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. This book contains all the corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about the trickiest holiday of the year. Readers will find an amusing how-to activity, and play an easy, fun prank on an unsuspecting friend or relative.




Ho-Ho-Ho Christmas Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone


Book Description

"Read jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes about Christmas. Also find out fun facts about the holiday"--Provided by publisher.




The Things They Carried


Book Description

A classic work of American literature that has not stopped changing minds and lives since it burst onto the literary scene, The Things They Carried is a ground-breaking meditation on war, memory, imagination, and the redemptive power of storytelling. The Things They Carried depicts the men of Alpha Company: Jimmy Cross, Henry Dobbins, Rat Kiley, Mitchell Sanders, Norman Bowker, Kiowa, and the character Tim O’Brien, who has survived his tour in Vietnam to become a father and writer at the age of forty-three. Taught everywhere—from high school classrooms to graduate seminars in creative writing—it has become required reading for any American and continues to challenge readers in their perceptions of fact and fiction, war and peace, courage and fear and longing. The Things They Carried won France's prestigious Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger and the Chicago Tribune Heartland Prize; it was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award.




Captain Phil Harris


Book Description

Presents a portrait of the late star of Discovery Channel's "Deadliest Catch," revealing his high-risk private life of tempestuous affairs, drug-fueled parties, and motorcycle riding, as well as his virtues as a devoted friend, loving father, and steadfast captain.




Snow Flower and the Secret Fan


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Lily is the daughter of a humble farmer, and to her family she is just another expensive mouth to feed. Then the local matchmaker delivers startling news: if Lily's feet are bound properly, they will be flawless. In nineteenth-century China, where a woman's eligibility is judged by the shape and size of her feet, this is extraordinary good luck. Lily now has the power to make a good marriage and change the fortunes of her family. To prepare for her new life, she must undergo the agonies of footbinding, learn nu shu, the famed secret women's writing, and make a very special friend, Snow Flower. But a bitter reversal of fortune is about to change everything.




Uglies


Book Description

A fresh repackaging of the bestselling Uglies boks...the series that started the whole dystopian trend!




The Willpower Instinct


Book Description

Based on Stanford University psychologist Kelly McGonigal's wildly popular course "The Science of Willpower," The Willpower Instinct is the first book to explain the science of self-control and how it can be harnessed to improve our health, happiness, and productivity. Informed by the latest research and combining cutting-edge insights from psychology, economics, neuroscience, and medicine, The Willpower Instinct explains exactly what willpower is, how it works, and why it matters. For example, readers will learn: • Willpower is a mind-body response, not a virtue. It is a biological function that can be improved through mindfulness, exercise, nutrition, and sleep. • Willpower is not an unlimited resource. Too much self-control can actually be bad for your health. • Temptation and stress hijack the brain's systems of self-control, but the brain can be trained for greater willpower • Guilt and shame over your setbacks lead to giving in again, but self-forgiveness and self-compassion boost self-control. • Giving up control is sometimes the only way to gain self-control. • Willpower failures are contagious—you can catch the desire to overspend or overeat from your friends­­—but you can also catch self-control from the right role models. In the groundbreaking tradition of Getting Things Done, The Willpower Instinct combines life-changing prescriptive advice and complementary exercises to help readers with goals ranging from losing weight to more patient parenting, less procrastination, better health, and greater productivity at work.