Grill!


Book Description

Denise, a middle-aged idealist, cashes her last $400 paycheck and drives south with her two Chihuahuas in search of a summer job that will renew her weary spirit. As she drives through a national park in Northern California, Denise stumbles upon a job as a fast-fry cook at Hacienda RV Park and seizes the promising opportunity. Unfortunately, her job behind the grill turns out to be more complicated than flipping burgers and transforms her working vacation into a trip comparable to the psych ward. As she falls deeper into the tangled web created by her dysfunctional, dangerous, and inept coworkers, Denise struggles to make this working vacation a positive time in her life and, at the least, come out of it alive. Reading GRILL! takes you to a place you never want to go; and a job that no one should ever have to endure. At the same time, there will be those of you who will completely identify with Denise, the place, and the job; those who have also been grilled to a crisp in a whacked-out environment. About the Author Diane Stegman has been an artist throughout most of her life and spends her free time painting or writing. She owned and operated a custom picture framing shop in Carmel Valley for thirteen years and currently resides in the high desert of southern California with her parents, tending to their daily needs and health concerns. Diane is the proud mother of two grown sons and grandmother of four grandchildren. This is her first published book.




She Rode a Harley


Book Description

A schoolteacher escapes an abusive marriage and finds love on a blind date. Mary Jane’s new man, sure that riding a Harley will restore her confidence, ends up following the white lines with her through fifteen years of marriage. Traveling together, they learn to be partners, both on and off the road, until Dwayne is diagnosed with cancer. After losing her husband, Mary Jane once again must learn to live on her own—but she’ll never be the same again.




Gross Gross


Book Description

Funniest jokes ever! A guaranteed rib tickler on every page. This is the honest-to-goodness funniest joke book you'll ever read. Raunchy, shameless, chock-full of down and dirty humor, but most importantly, funny.







Bubba Whartz Stories


Book Description

"Whether it's putting the props on backwards for a stinkpot adversary or crashing the Christmas boat parade, Bubba has always found new and clever ways to entertain our readers." --Doran Cushing, editor of Southwinds "Bubba. Every harbor has one. No matter how humble our hulls, Bubba is the boater who allows the rest of us to feel like yachtsmen. . . . As Bubba would look at it, his boat is not a blight upon the harbor; it just makes all of the rest of the boats look better. Bubba. For him the tide is never half out; it�s still half in." --Bob Hite, anchor, News Channel Eight, Tampa, FL Readers of Southwinds magazine have chuckled for years at the unlikely antics of Bubba Whartz, a sailor "who marches to the beat of a different drummer." When not ensconced on his ferro-cement sloop, Right Guard (made from a truckful of cement left over from the construction of I-75), Bubba is holding forth at the Blue Moon Saloon, courting a distinctly hostile stripper named Trixie LaMotte, or otherwise wreaking havoc on local society. In these outrageous short stories, author Morgan Stinemetz celebrates the lowbrow side of boating as Bubba Whartz, red baseball cap and all, leaves all adversaries in his wake.




Tales from the Coldbeans Gazette


Book Description

The town of Coldbeans does not seem to evolve with the rest of the area. . The citizens are happy with the way things are and do not want change. The main charather is a reporter for the Coldbeans Gazette and on his own decides to write about the towm and its citizens. The motto of Coldbeans is "the only thing that changes here are baby diapers.' The sheriff wants to be mayor and the Mayor wants to stay mayor. You will love our jail, there is no lock on the cell door and if the prisnor leaves all the sheriff has to do is go ask his wife where he is. We keep things simple here.. When you are happy you do not need to make changes and that is what keeps Coldbeans happy and secure. Getting bashed on the head with an iron skillet is normal for the men that go home drunk. If he is a whole lot drunk than that skillet will not have an affect.




The Nitro Files


Book Description

Continuing the theme of their popular Raw Files and Complete WWF Video Guide series, the team at History of Wrestling return with their first foray into the world of WCW, starting with the first year (well, four months) of Nitro. Writers James Dixon and Dan Hey explore the broadcast in great detail, covering every match and angle, unearthing some forgotten television gems, wacky angles, and shocking moments. FEATURING: Yeti The Dungeon of Doom ""Darkside"" Hulk Hogan Madusa Dumping the WWF Women's Championship Lex Luger's Shocking Return WOMEN'S ACTION Cutie Suzuki & Mayumi Ozaki vs. Bull Nakano & Akira Hokuto STEEL CAGE WARFARE Ric Flair vs. Arn Anderson A BATTLE FOR THE AGES Hulk Hogan vs. Sting HIGH FLYING EXCITEMENT Chris Benoit & Dean Malenko vs. Eddie Guerrero & Mr. JL PLUS... In depth analysis Every match and segment covered in detail The Nitro Awards Running Time: 40,000 words approx Another fun trip down memory lane with the History of Wrestling team




Her Werewolf ALpha


Book Description

Werewolf Alpha Barrett Middleton gave his everything for his pack. Literally. He paid a blood debt with his own life so that his pack could be happy and whole once more. But apparently, even death isn't enough. Someone brought him back from the dead. Now he's lost, alone and can't go back home without endangering the very people he died to protect. With nowhere to turn, he heads for the Colorado mountains and runs into a mysterious woman with deadly secrets of her own. Jacey knows she's a smart woman. Which is why she also knows she should stay far, far away from the moody werewolf who also happens to be her new boss. But then, if she were really smart she wouldn't be in the mess she's in. She wouldn't be an outcast. And she absolutely wouldn't be falling in love with the werewolf alpha whose secrets might be even deadlier than her own. It's too late to protect the woman he loves from his past. His wolf simply won't let her go. So Barrett will have to face his past. All of it. The lies. The betrayals. The blood debt owed. It's all coming full circle. And as both his old packmates and his enemy closes in, he'll stop at nothing to protect his new mate. He'll take the battle to the mountains...and only one werewolf will be coming down off the mountain alive. Don't miss the epic conclusion of Barrett's battle for survival...and an undeniable love.




Bubba's Harley


Book Description

Sam's life was perfect. She knew whom she was and what she wanted to do. All she had to do was to get the young prince to the Swinton School. However, getting him there proved to be more difficult than she had ever imagined. All she had to do was outrun the wolves, outsmart the pirates, survive the torture chamber of western China, save her son from his stepmother and make a king out of a boy. Easy Right? The trip that was supposed easy became the journey of a lifetime.




The Projects


Book Description

Good or evil, poverty or the chance to break free from the binds of The Projects. Does love of family outweigh all other considerations? Heads or tails? These are the paradoxes of life. None of us have any control over where or to whom we are born. One boy’s journey through life shows both good and evil. The summer of 1953 finds young Domingo Lopez of The Projects in Hartford, Connecticut at a crossroads in his life. Does he accept the oppressive life he’s been born into or does he forge a new path? One that will provide physical and financial security for his mother and sisters but holds the potential to rob him of his soul? Back at home Domingo heard his mother’s worried voice, “Where do you get the money Domingo?”