Bumface Poohands - A Birthday Surprise


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It's Bumface Poohands' Birthday! Join our cheeky chum as Bumface prepares for his party and the arrival of his bum chums in this fun, naughty picture book for kids of all ages (and juvenile grown-ups!)




Bumface Poohands and the Coronavirus Pandemic Lockdown


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Bumface Poohands is stuck at home like the rest of us! Join our cheeky chum in this fun, naughty picture book as Bumface tries to make sense of life in lockdown - all the while noticing people around him and in authority completely disregarding the rules. A gently satirical look at the Coronavirus lockdown for clued-up kids (and juvenile grown-ups!)




Big Butt Dinkleface


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He's a nice boy who just wants some friends. But there's a problem: He's got a wicked case of gas. It's so bad that the bullies at school call him Big Butt Dinkleface. One terrible afternoon, bad guys get into the school and poor Dinkleface has a chance to come to the rescue. By using his awful ability, he just might save the day -- and perhaps change the way he's treated. Young readers will laugh out loud at this silly rhyming tale of bullying, bravery and weaponized flatulence.




Bumface


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‘The funniest and most refreshing read of the year’ Daily Telegraph Winner - YABBA Children's Choice Awards 1999 Winner - COOL Children's Choice Awards 1999 Winner - Dymock's Children's Choice Awards 1999 Winner - BILBY Children's Choice Awards 1999 He's good at changing nappies. He's brilliant at wiping food off walls. His mum calls him Mr Dependable. But Angus is desperate to be wild and baby-free. Can a bold and brave plan stop his mum getting pregnant again? In Bumface, Morris Gleitzman delves into the complex world of childhood responsibilities through the eyes of Angus, a young boy who dreams of a life of freedom and adventure as a pirate. But instead of living his dreams, Angus finds himself tasked with the care of his younger siblings and consumed with the worries of preventing his mother from having another baby. That is, until he meets Rindi and discovers that he's not alone in his struggles. Exploring the themes of responsibility, family, and the longing for independence, Bumface offers a captivating and authentic look at the realities of modern childhood. ------------------ PRAISE FOR MORRIS GLEITZMAN ‘Readers can't get enough of him.’ The Independent ‘A brilliantly funny writer’ Sunday Telegraph ‘A virtuoso demonstration of how you can make comedy out of the most unlikely subject’ Sunday Times ‘He is one of the finest examples of a writer who can make humour stem from the things that really matter in life.’ The Guardian




Teen Angst? Naaah . . .


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In Teen Angst! Naaah . . . Ned Vizzini offers an authentic and raw portrayal of the crushing anxiety many teens experience, and which often is dismissed as simple ‘angst’. In this classic testament to high school, Ned invites you into his world of school, parents, cool (and almost cool), music (the good and bad), friends, fame, camp, sex (sort of), Cancún (almost), prom, beer, video games, and more. With wit, irony, and honesty, Vizzini presents the weird, funny, and sometimes mortifying moments that made up his teen years. From the author of Broadway musical sensation Be More Chill and It's Kind of a Funny Story, this is a quasi-autobiographical examination of one high schooler’s battle with social anxiety, written when the author was just nineteen. “Fiercely intelligent and introspective . . . Insightful, and thoroughly charming.” —SLJ




Soccer Switch


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I Just Forgot


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Original publication and copyright date: 1988.




Crabby Pants


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Roger gets crabby so often that his parents call him Crabby Pants--and he thinks he has the perfect solution to his crabby problem.







Willbee the Bumblebee


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From the bestselling author and illustrator behind the million-copy THE WONKY DONKEY book comes WILLBEE THE BUMBLEBEE, a catchy rhyme with endearing illustrations that will leave you buzzing!"With his new jersey on, he got back his hum, all his bits were warmed up... even his bum!"Willbee the bumblebee is so embarrassed when he realises that his stripy jumper has caught on a rose thorn and completely unravelled, showing his bare bum! With help from Monica the butterfly and Steve the spider, Willbee recovers his jumper and is back to buzzing around the garden in no time.