Bumper Stickers


Book Description

We are able to suspend our own disbelief in ourselves for short periods of time until we fall back into what we do each day that simply gets us by. Just imagine if, at every moment, you reacted to situations ten percent more positively. How much better would your life be? I'm talking about reminding ourselves of our own definition of happiness, success, and fun so that our daily activities and word are on the same page. Bumper Stickers will bump you throughout the day to guarantee that you are going in the right direction based on your definitions.




If You Can Read This


Book Description

A PICTURE MAY BE WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS— BUT A FEW CHOICE WORDS CAN SPEAK VOLUMES! • If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren’t More People Happy? • Bottled Water Is for Suckers • Clones Are People Too • At Least the War on the Environment Is Going Well • Don’t Believe Everything You Think • The Revolution Will Be Tweeted Long before blogs, tweets, and sound bites, people were telling the world how they felt in brief, blunt bursts of information plastered on the backs of their cars. Whether they’re political or religious, passionate or proud, controversial or corny, these brightly colored, boldly lettered mini manifestos are declarations of who we are, where we stand, and what we’d rather be doing. But as bestselling author and noted philosopher Jack Bowen reveals, there’s much more to the pop-culture phenomenon of bumper stickers than rolling one-liners and drive-by propaganda—no less, in fact, than a wise, funny, poignant, contentious, and truthful discourse on the human condition. Mixing pop culture with the ideas of historically prominent philosophers and scientists, If You Can Read This exposes the deeper wisdom couched behind these slogans—or, as need be, exposes where they have gone wrong. If you brake for big ideas, now’s the time.




Impounded


Book Description

Another hilarious collection of irreverent bumper stickers. Bumper stickers are the ultimate proclamations of someone's opinion, aired in a place where many can see it but few can comment back on it. In this collection of bumper stickers-so provocative that it's suggested they be put on other people's cars-there are such doozies as "This Car is Condemned-U.S. Dept. of Trash," the classic "WASH ME," or "CRIME SCENE!" and "Who Knew Trash Cans Came With Powering Steering." The book is formatted so that the stickers can be easily removed, and reusable again and again




Watch Out for the Idiot Behind Me


Book Description

The ultimate collection of more than 90 edgy bumper stickers! Stick it to ‘em! There’s so much in this world to aggravate us, and this book of bumper stickers—one per page, to peel off—is the perfect way to talk back. Put them on cars, desks, lockers, dorm rooms, anywhere there’s a surface: with plenty of memorably nasty (and funny!) sayings to choose from, you’re sure to find just the right insult to express both road and off-road rage. The topics range from rotten driving to sex, with such lines as: That’s not a haircut, it’s a cry for help and Stupidity is not a crime; you are free to go. Best of all, it’s an incredible value, with 96 stickers at only $14.95!




The Bumper Sticker Book


Book Description

As with peanuts and potato chips, this book is addictive. Once you start reading it, it is hard to stop. Containing 500 bumper stickers, it is one of, if not the, largest collections of bumper stickers ever published. Most of the bumper stickers in the book are funny, .yet many are serious, expressing the drivers' views on serious national issues. Funny or serious, they make great entertainment. The book also includes four pages of games to entertain the kids on the road. Bumper stickers not only appeal to one of the largest audiences of any entertainment medium, they are also the most personal. By spending only a few cents, anyone can have the satisfaction entertaining, or expressing their views to, a large and continuing audience.




Bumper Sticker Wisdom


Book Description

Perhaps the most eccentric expression of the right to free speech, the ubiquitous bumper sticker is a mirror of America's many moods and sentiments. Whatever their stance on the issues of our time, professional drivers and RV enthusiasts, carpoolers, and fans of the use and abuse of the English language will find Bumper Sticker Wisdom an unusual portrait of America.




Actions Speak Louder Than Bumper Stickers


Book Description

"Actions Speak Louder Than Bumper Stickers" features 96 pages of the funniest political bumper stickers, speaking to today's hot-button issues -- from Bush bashing to economics, abortion to the military, creationism to the environment. Each bumper sticker appears alongside a factoid -- a tidbit of truth that relates to the theme of the bumper sticker and grounds the joke in reality. This book belongs on any coffee table, kitchen table, or dorm room desk, to act as a catalyst for participation. It offers hilarious political commentary that encourages thought and laughter, the combination of which we believe invites action -- from conversation to provocation.