Buster Meets Rodney the Golden Retriever


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In the continuing life of Buster, he takes a walk around the neighborhood, hoping to share his favorite blue ball with other dogs. He realizes that there is a park down the street where he lives. As he goes into the park, he hears a running stream and goes toward it. As he gets closer, he loses his footing and down into the water he goes, along with his favorite blue ball. Across the stream, sat a golden retriever named Rodney. He sees Buster slip into the fast running water and desperately tries to save himself. When Rodney hears Buster's cry for help, he quickly dives into the water and pulls Buster out. As they sit together and dry off, Buster realizes that this is the kind of friend he could ask anything that is troubling him. Rodney who is much wiser than Buster shares his insight about life and some lessons Buster needs to learn.




Buster Meets Rodney the Golden Retriever


Book Description

In the continuing life of Buster, he takes a walk around the neighborhood, hoping to share his favorite blue ball with other dogs. He realizes that there is a park down the street where he lives. As he goes into the park, he hears a running stream and goes toward it. As he gets closer, he loses his footing and down into the water he goes, along with his favorite blue ball. Across the stream, sat a golden retriever named Rodney. He sees Buster slip into the fast running water and desperately tries to save himself. When Rodney hears Buster's cry for help, he quickly dives into the water and pulls Buster out. As they sit together and dry off, Buster realizes that this is the kind of friend he could ask anything that is troubling him. Rodney who is much wiser than Buster shares his insight about life and some lessons Buster needs to learn.




Buster Meets Carlos the Wolf


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Buster wondered what it was like to spend a night in the forest. His friends Shep, the German shepherd, and Rodney, the golden retriever, agreed that they would take him, but they would build a dog hut to sleep in. Buster's other friends, Carbon, the black Labrador, Rocky, the big brown dog, Mr. French, the French poodle, and Mutt-Gomery, a homeless dog, would help build the campfire and bring the necessary dog treats. As they sat around the campfire, his friends saw an opportunity to frighten Buster with an imaginary story about a Wolf, who lives in the forest. So they began to tell their tale. "He is the keeper of the forest, and they say the forest is protected by him," said Carbon. "And he doesn't like dogs. He chases them away," said Rocky. Buster was beginning to think he made a bad decision and didn't want to be there. His friends grew tired of trying to convince Buster of this imaginary animal. So into the hut they went and fell asleep. Buster wakes up and hears a faint howling in the forest. He tries to wake everyone up, but they were sound asleep. Although Buster was afraid, he decides to venture out of the hut to see if this could be the Wolf.




Buster at the Wall


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Buster, where are You?


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Buster is re-created as a plush golden retriever by the premier plush company Mary Meyer, and is available in two sizes, 7" and 10". The story is also narrated on audio cassette by award-winning folk singer Tom Chapin, who specializes in creating music for children. Tom sets the stories to his original music and includes real nature and environmental sounds.




Man Walks into a Bar


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A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.




That Golden Dog


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Moth Busters


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A Florida mystery adventure




Buster Keaton


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Sweeney collects interviews from the beginning of Buster Keatons career in the 1920s and concludes with his 1950s and 60s television work. The pieces here provide a critical perspective on Keatons acting and cinematic techniques.




It's Not Easy Bein' Me


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An American comic icon tells the story of his second–act rise from obscurity to multimedia stardom. "When I was a kid," writes Rodney Dangerfield, "I worked tough places in show business––places like Fonzo's Knuckle Room. Or Aldo's, formerly Vito's, formerly Nunzio's. That was a tough joint. I looked at the menu. They had broken leg of lamb." For once, one of America's most beloved comic icons isn't kidding. Dangerfield has seen every aspect of the entertainment industry: the rough–and–tumble nightclubs, the backstage gag–writing sessions, the drugs, the hookers, the lousy day jobs – and the red–carpet star treatment. As he traces his route from a poor childhood on Long Island to his enshrinement as a comedy legend, he takes readers on a roller–coaster ride through a life that has been alternately touching, sordid, funny, raunchy, and uplifting – equal parts "Little Orphan Annie" and "Caligula." And unlike most celebrity autobiographers, he seems to have no qualms about delivering the unfiltered whole story, warts and all. Dangerfield's personal story is also a rollicking show business tale, full of marquee name–droppings (Adam Sandler, Sam Kinison, Jim Carrey, Johnny Carson, Jerry Seinfeld) and good stories about same. Defying the old saws about the fleeting nature of fame and the dearth of second acts in American life, Dangerfield transformed himself from a debt–ridden aluminium–siding salesman named Jack Roy to a multimedia superstar – and stayed an icon for decades. His catchphrase – "I get no respect" – has entered the lexicon, and he remains a visible cultural presence and perennial talk–show guest. Dangerfield's hilarious and inspiring musings should thrill comedy fans and pop–culture watchers, and his second–act comeback will strike a chord with readers of all stripes. Maybe he'll even get some respect.