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Take It Away, Tommy!

Author : Georgia Dunn

Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing

Page : 144 pages

File Size : 38,19 MB

Release : 2020-03-23

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1524861545

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Tonight’s top story: the intrepid team of feline reporters is back on the beat and tackling stories like a runaway toy mouse in this second collection of Breaking Cat News comics for middle-grade readers. Once again Lupin, Elvis, and Puck—alongside boisterous field correspondents like Tommy—deliver hard-hitting reportage on all of the most pressing issues, such as Vacuum Awareness Week, the case of the missing breakfast, and the history of fuzzy blankets. The gang also meets new characters like Burt, the free-spirited barn cat who helps solve some AV problems. And these cats will need all of the help they can get to get to the bottom of some mysterious ghost sightings and prove they’re not scaredy. The More-to-Explore section includes paper dolls, how to make pet rock cats, and explores the Big Pink House and the BCN apartment within.



Ye Olde Cat Memes

Author : Eulalie Osgood Grover

Publisher : Houghton Mifflin

Page : 99 pages

File Size : 18,31 MB

Release : 2019

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0358238412

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A humorous gift book featuring the original pre-internet cat memes



The Awesome Book of Cat Humor

Author : Bob Phillips

Publisher : Harvest House Publishers

Page : 129 pages

File Size : 23,6 MB

Release : 2009

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0736925163

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Curiosity got the cat and humor will get readers when they pick up a copy of this spectacular collection of cat humor from cartoonist Jonny Hawkins and bestselling jokester Bob Phillips. A litter full of clever quotes Tail-chasing laughs What cats really think! Kitty riddles Festive feline funny stories Page after page provides nine lives' worth of laughs for readers of every age.



I Could Pee on This

Author : Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 111 pages

File Size : 18,15 MB

Release : 2012-08-03

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1452121869

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Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.



Grumpy Cat

Author : Grumpy Cat

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 97 pages

File Size : 40,72 MB

Release : 2017-09-12

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1452171440

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Internet sensation Grumpy Cat's epic feline frown has inspired legions of devoted fans. Celebrating the grouch in everyone, the Grumpy Cat book teaches the fine art of grumpiness and includes enough bad attitude to cast a dark cloud over the whole world. Featuring brand new as well as classic photos, and including grump-inspiring activities and games, Grumpy Cat delivers unmatched, hilarious grumpiness that puts any bad mood in perspective.



Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor

Author : Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC

Page : 130 pages

File Size : 44,27 MB

Release : 2014-02-22

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1631876163

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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems & rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them & unlocks the poet in him. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog & jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys andkitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now & enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments ...



Cats Are Weird

Author : Jeffrey Brown

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 110 pages

File Size : 16,85 MB

Release : 2013-02-01

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0811879976

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Cartoonist Jeffrey Brown's drawings perfectly capture the humor and quirkiness of cats in all their strange and charming glory. Following the success of Cat Getting Out of a Bag, this collection of color and black-and-white comic strips loosely follows the adventures of a pair of cats as they explore the world around them, indoors and out. Adventures include taking a nap, licking a shoe, attacking dust particles, hiding in cabinets, pouncing on fallen leaves, confronting the vacuum cleaner, patrolling the yard, and purring up a stormall adorably rendered in Brown's immediate and irresistible style. Sure to delight anyone who lives with cats and appreciates their sweet and batty behavior, this beautifully packaged gift book is the cat's meow.



101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Author : Cesar Dunbar

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 136 pages

File Size : 13,48 MB

Release : 2018-05-04

Category :

ISBN : 9781718664319

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The Perfect Gift: Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Cat Jokes! What did the alien say to the cat? Answer: "Take me to your litter!" Many kids love cats, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of cat jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids': In this book, you will find: 100+ Meow-Tastic, Hilarious Cat Jokes & Cat Riddles 35+ Funny Illustratrions This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! DOWNLOAD: '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: Where do cats go after their tails fall off? A: The re-tail store! *** Q: Who delivers presents to cats? A: Santa Claws! *** Q: What is a cat's favorite car? A: a Catillac Buy '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, this cat jokes and riddles book also contains a bonus chapter from my book 'Dog Training 101. So, are you ready for the funniest cat jokes you have ever come across? PAPERBACK EDITION: Kindle edition for FREE with purchase of paperback! Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the Buy Now button.



Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!

Author : Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC

Page : 45 pages

File Size : 24,21 MB

Release : 2014-08-29

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 163501655X

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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now



Max Meow Book 1: Cat Crusader

Author : John Gallagher

Publisher : Random House Graphic

Page : 121 pages

File Size : 22,74 MB

Release : 2020-10-06

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0593121074

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Meet a secret superhero with CAT-ITUDE--Max Meow, Cat Crusader--in this purr-fectly awesome, hiss-sterically funny graphic novel series just right for fans of Dog Man and InvestiGators! Max is just a regular cat in Kittyopolis, trying to make it big as a podcaster UNTIL he accidentally takes a bite of an RADIOACTIVE SPACE MEATBALL at his best friend Mindy's SECRET LAB. Then before you can say MEOWZA, Max becomes...The CAT CRUSADER! Being a super hero is fun--but not if you get so cocky, you forget your best friend! Will Max and Mindy make up? And together, can they save Kittyopolis from the evil Agent M and BIG BOSS?! Find out in this furr-ociously funny series! BONUS: Includes how to draw Max Meow! And look for the next books—Max Meow: Donuts and Danger, Max Meow Meow: Pugs from Planet X, and Max Meow: Taco Time Machine! "Funny, furry and fantastic!" --Judd Winick, New York Times Bestselling Creator of the Hilo series "Max Meow's super heroics will have kids meow-ling with laughter!" --John Patrick Green, creator of the InvestiGators series