Texts from Mittens


Book Description

Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big




Cats on Catnip


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A humorous collection of dozens of photos of funny and adorable cats as they play with, roll in, and chow down their favorite snack of choice -- catnip. Cats love catnip. Whether it's eating it, playing with it, or rolling around in it, catnip turns our domestic feline friends into hilarious balls of activity. Carefree and unconstrained, they are free to be silly, exceptionally playful, and downright gnarly. Professional pet photographer and self-confessed crazy cat man Andrew Marttila (the photographer behind Shop Cats of New York) captures a range of the cats' silly and expressive personalities as they react to their catnip trip. Delightful, elegant Fluffy transforms into a hell-bent renegade. Shy, reserved Mittens becomes a free-loving acrobat. In the blink of an eye, a cat's expression transforms from bored to inquisitive to playful to curious to bizarre . . . to utterly unhinged. A fun and delightful look at our furry companions, this gift book is perfect for every cat lover.







Cats Daily Planner 2023


Book Description

Cats Planner 2023 Schedule Each Appointment and Stay Organized in 2023! Would you like to: - See your schedule at a glance? - Have a clear overview of your to-do list? Then look no further...This beautiful Daily Planner 2023 lets you keep track of everything you care about. Get This 2023 Monthly Planner and Start Organizing Your Life This stylish agenda scheduler will make things easy. Take back control of your time, to do what really matters. This is What You Can Use This Planner For: - Keep track of appointments - Birthdays of loved ones - Meetings at the office - Family events - Medical visits - Holidays Basically, anything you want to plan! What Will You Get If You Buy This 2023 Year Planner? - 2023 Calendar: January - December - Monthly calendar spread (2 pages!), giving you a bird's-eye view of each month - For every day, space to write down your goals, tasks, and appointments - Large size: lots of space to write + quick overview of your schedule - Perfect bound and printed on high-quality durable paper - Soft, premium cover So, would you like to be on top of things in 2023? Then don't wait any longer and click the 'Buy' button to get this 2023 planner.







Dog Shaming


Book Description

Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.







14 Year-wise CAT Previous Year Solved Papers (2023 - 15) 4th Edition | QA, DILR & VARC Questions PYQs | Quantitative Ability, Data Interpretation & Logical Reasoning, Verbal Ability & Reading Comprehension |


Book Description

The latest 4th edition of the book 14 Year-wise CAT Previous Year Solved Papers (2023 - 15) covers the YEAR-WISE CAT papers since 2015. # In all a total of 14 papers from 2015 to 2023 are available in the book. # 2 Papers each from 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022 & 2023, the most recent years, are provided. # The solutions are provided immediately after the papers. # Additional and valuable information added in the starting like; trend analysis, strategy, tips and tricks, college list according to the cut-off.




The Goodbye Cat


Book Description

In the much-anticipated follow-up to the bestselling and beloved The Travelling Cat Chronicles, seven cats weave their way through their owners’ lives, climbing, comforting, nestling, and sometimes just tripping everyone up in this uplifting collection of tales by international bestselling author Hiro Arikawa. Against the backdrop of changing seasons in Japan, we meet Spin, a kitten rescued from the recycling bin, whose playful nature and simple needs teach an anxious father how to parent his own human baby; a colony of wild cats on a popular holiday island show a young boy not to stand in nature’s way; a family is perplexed by their cat’s undying devotion to their charismatic but uncaring father; a woman curses how her cat will not stop visiting her at night; and an elderly cat hatches a plan to pass into the next world as a spirit so that he and his owner may be in each other’s lives forever. Bursting with love and warmth, The Goodbye Cat exquisitely explores the cycle of life, from birth to death—as each of the seven stories explores how, in different ways, the steadiness and devotion of a well-loved cat never lets us down. A huge bestseller in Japan, this magical book is a joyous celebration of the wondrousness of cats and why we choose to share our lives with them.




Cats Daily Planner 2022


Book Description

Cats Planner 2022 Schedule Each Appointment and Stay Organized in 2022! Would you like to: - See your schedule at a glance? - Have a clear overview of your to-do list? Then look no further...This beautiful Daily Planner 2022 lets you keep track of everything you care about. Get This 2022 Monthly Planner and Start Organizing Your Life This stylish agenda scheduler will make things easy. Take back control of your time, to do what really matters. This is What You Can Use This Planner For: - Keep track of appointments - Birthdays of loved ones - Meetings at the office - Family events - Medical visits - Holidays Basically, anything you want to plan! What Will You Get If You Buy This 2022 Year Planner? - 2022 Calendar: January - December - Monthly calendar spread (2 pages!), giving you a birds-eye view of each month - For every day, space to write down your goals, tasks, and appointments - Large size: lots of space to write + quick overview of your schedule - Perfect bound and printed on high-quality durable paper- Soft, premium cover So, would you like to be on top of things in 2022? Then don't wait any longer and click the 'Buy' button to get this 2022 planner.