Antkind


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The bold and boundlessly original debut novel from the Oscar®-winning screenwriter of Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Synecdoche, New York. LONGLISTED FOR THE CENTER FOR FICTION FIRST NOVEL PRIZE • “A dyspeptic satire that owes much to Kurt Vonnegut and Thomas Pynchon . . . propelled by Kaufman’s deep imagination, considerable writing ability and bull’s-eye wit."—The Washington Post “An astonishing creation . . . riotously funny . . . an exceptionally good [book].”—The New York Times Book Review • “Kaufman is a master of language . . . a sight to behold.”—NPR NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY NPR AND MEN’S HEALTH B. Rosenberger Rosenberg, neurotic and underappreciated film critic (failed academic, filmmaker, paramour, shoe salesman who sleeps in a sock drawer), stumbles upon a hitherto unseen film made by an enigmatic outsider—a film he’s convinced will change his career trajectory and rock the world of cinema to its core. His hands on what is possibly the greatest movie ever made—a three-month-long stop-motion masterpiece that took its reclusive auteur ninety years to complete—B. knows that it is his mission to show it to the rest of humanity. The only problem: The film is destroyed, leaving him the sole witness to its inadvertently ephemeral genius. All that’s left of this work of art is a single frame from which B. must somehow attempt to recall the film that just might be the last great hope of civilization. Thus begins a mind-boggling journey through the hilarious nightmarescape of a psyche as lushly Kafkaesque as it is atrophied by the relentless spew of Twitter. Desperate to impose order on an increasingly nonsensical existence, trapped in a self-imposed prison of aspirational victimhood and degeneratively inclusive language, B. scrambles to re-create the lost masterwork while attempting to keep pace with an ever-fracturing culture of “likes” and arbitrary denunciations that are simultaneously his bête noire and his raison d’être. A searing indictment of the modern world, Antkind is a richly layered meditation on art, time, memory, identity, comedy, and the very nature of existence itself—the grain of truth at the heart of every joke.




Charlie Ant 6: Ant School


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After attending a school lesson, Charlie and Sam set out on an adventure to find their own delicious honeydew, unaware of the dangers that await them. Their quest leads them to climb high into the treetops, where they finally discover the sweet prize they sought. But their triumph is short-lived as they find themselves trapped by a giant ladybird at the end of a long, thin leaf, perilously high above the ground. With only each other to rely on, Charlie and Sam must protect their precious honeydew from this formidable foe. Can they overcome the odds and outsmart the giant ladybird?




Charlie Ant 5: George and Max


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Sam’s ordinary day takes a turn for the extraordinary when a slice of jam-covered toast lands on top of him. His friend Charlie rushes to help, but the temptation of the sweet jam proves too much to resist! In the midst of their jammy predicament, the toast is suddenly snatched away. Determined to find more, Charlie and Sam venture into the house of the big people. Their adventure leads them to George, who is engrossed in playing with his train set. Spotting a tempting sweet in one of the carriages, Charlie and Sam clamber aboard, only to find themselves whisked away as the train chugs into motion, landing them in a very sticky situation indeed. Things escalate when Max the dog, eyeing the sweet, inadvertently gets Charlie stuck to it and pops them both into his mouth. Sam watches in dismay as his best friend vanishes, realizing he must act quickly to rescue Charlie from an unintentional trip down Max’s gullet.




Charlie Ant 3


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Charlie and Sam are given a very important job to do by the Queen Ant and she must always be obeyed. They must figure out a way to complete the task without having to work too hard. When the job is completed, Charlie and Sam feel very hungry and go in search of food, this is where the trouble really begins and they find themselves in an extremely dangerous situation! To make matters even worse, the wizard ant is then sent to find them, and he is really angry about having his time wasted by two banana head ants...




Charlie Chick


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Originally published in 1997 under the title Charlie the chicken.




Charlie Ant 3: Scrambled Eggs and Chicken


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Charlie and Sam are given a very important job to do by the Queen Ant and she must always be obeyed. They must figure out a way to complete the task without having to work too hard. When the job is completed, Charlie and Sam feel very hungry and go in search of food, this is where the trouble really begins and they find themselves in an extremely dangerous situation! To make matters even worse, the wizard ant is then sent to find them, and he is really angry about having his time wasted by two banana head ants...




The Friends of Charlie Ant Bear


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Gloomy Charlie Ant Bear, jealous of his trick-playing friend's popularity, resolves to be more like him, but gets disastrous results.




CHARLIE ANT


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Charlie's Ants


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Tagalog Chick cartoon tract. Charlie loves his ants! When they are all about to die, Charlie's young friend uses this problem as an opportunity to show why God became a man... to die on the cross to rescue us from our sins. Great for children.




Charlie's Ants


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