Chickens Don't Fly


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"A book of fun facts about animals of all sizes, shapes, and species!"--




The Teach Your Chicken to Fly Training Manual


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Lavishly illustrated, with no expense spared, and in exquisite taste, this book explains the theory of flight in regard to the chicken - a hitherto semi-earthbound bird.




You Can't Fly with the Eagles If You are Running with the Chickens


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Having Assets, Skillsets, and the inproper Mindset will have you wondering how you blew through all that cash so fast. You had assets, but they blew away. You have a skillset that can make you money, but you can't seem to multiply it or save it at the very least. Are you programmed to sell your time for money, and that sounds "OK" to you? Then I say Show me your friends and I'll show you your future. Pick five of your close friends. You are the sum total of the average of your five closest friends. High-Performance people stand alone like the Eagle. "You Can't Fly With The Eagles If You Are Running With The Chickens"




If Fried Chicken Could Fly


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At Gram's Country Cooking School, Betts and Gram are helping students prepare the perfect dishes for the Southern Missouri Show-Down, the cook-off that draws the first of the summer visitors. Everything is going smoothly until they discover the body of local theater owner Everett Morningside in the school's supply closet, and Everett's widow points an accusatory finger at Gram. Now, Betts has to dig deep into Broken Rope's history to find the modern-day killer-before the last piece of chicken is served...




Chickens Can't Fly


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A bird afraid to fly??? Chicken. Flap. Flap. Flap. Chickens can’t fly! Every hen and rooster in the coop knows that. Until Fluffy gets curious, looking at other birds and wonders about her wings. But chickens can't fly! Or can they? Another hilarious early graphic novel from the Silly Chicken series. This book includes the Read Aloud feature, an audio narration by the author.




The Chicken Who Couldn't


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After falling out of Farmer’s truck, Chicken must find his own way home in this goofy, laugh-out-loud story about overcoming obstacles and believing in yourself. It has not been a good day for Chicken. He went to the fair with Farmer, but didn’t win even one ribbon. And on the way home, the road is so bumpy that Farmer’s truck knocks Chicken right out! He’s been left behind! It’s the end for Chicken. Surely, he can’t walk all the way home. Or avoid the hungry fox along the way. Or maybe…he can? This rollicking picture book will have little ones in giggles over Chicken’s misadventures and chiming in on the plucky fowl’s mantra “I am a strong and powerful and nice-looking chicken!” as he achieves more than he thought possible.




Big Chickens Go to Town


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Why did the chickens cross the road? To get to town, of course! When those four lily-livered chickens are accidentally dumped off the farmer?s truck, they have no choice but to follow the feed trail through a day of crazy hijinks. What ensues is a raucous adventure through town, including foreign food, weird noises, and strange birds. Sidesplitting silliness abounds in this third riotously funny read-aloud by Leslie Helakoski, once again illustrated with Henry Cole?s boisterous art.




Big Chickens Fly the Coop


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The four big chickens who were afraid of everything in their wellreceived debut, Big Chickens, are now feeling all cooped up, so they set off to find the farmhouse. But where, the hapless hens wonder, is it? First they find a doghouse (loud barking!); then they run into a tractor (ewww, dirty!); and then they stomp into the barn (wild horses!). Who knew the farmhouse was right under their beaks the whole time? Sidesplitting silliness abounds in this second riotously funny read-aloud by Leslie Helakoski, once again illustrated with Henry Cole?s boisterous art.




How People Learned to Fly


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For hundreds of years people have wanted to fly. Countless tried and failed, but now flying is very common. Read and find out about the many obstacles that have been overcome so planes and people can soar through the sky.




Big Chickens


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When four big chickens see a wolf sneaking near their coop, they run into the woods to hide. But for a bunch of big chickens, running away from danger isn?t as easy as it looks. As they continue on their way, they wonder: What if they get stuck in a ditch? What if they hit an iceberg in the lake? What if they step into a cow patty? Eewww! Brimming with silliness and the kind of slapstick humor small children love, here?s a rollicking read-aloud with an uplifting message and a very satisfying ending.