Chris P. Bacon


Book Description

Welcome to the life of Chris P. Bacon, the adorable baby pig that became a YouTube and talk-show sensation. Chris is a unique little pig_x2015_he was born without the use of his back legs. He adopted dad, veterinarian Len Lucero, made Chris famous when he posted a video online of tiny Chris learning to use a special cart to help him get around. This determined piglet was soon rolling everywhere, including to interviews across the country. Here, in his first book, this inspiring little guy tells the story of his life so far. Keep an eye out for my next book . . . The Adventures of Chris P. Bacon!




Funny Bacon Pun Hello My Name Is Chris P Bacon


Book Description

Funny Bacon Pun Hello my name is Chris P Bacon A5 To do notebook can be used on a regular basis for writing to-do lists, drawing on the subway, recording your feelings, and jotting down ideas. The pages are smooth and creamy. They will fit inside nearly every bag or purse your own, and their weight is imperceptible.




Chris P Bacon Funny


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Chris P Bacon Funny Journal - Funny Gift Notebook This snarky funny sarcastic blank lined journal is better than a card and makes the perfect gift for a coworker, boss, friend, family member and even fun for yourself! Features: Descriptive and mysterious title to keep your friends and colleagues guessing 120 blank lined 6x9 pages for journaling, a diary, taking notes, keeping lists, etc. Premium black matte softcover Perfect binding




How to Roll Like Chris P. Bacon


Book Description

Chris P. Bacon is back! And this time our spirited little pig has some helpful life lessons to share plus a delicious cookie recipe. In How to Roll Like Chris P. Bacon, Chris shows his loyal fans and followers what helps him keep such a great attitude while staying happy and relaxed. Paired with colorful illustrations, these lessons are not only great for kids but helpful reminders for adults too. So join the fun, and see all the exciting things Chris P. Bacon has been up to lately!




The Fantastically Funny Knock Knock Joke Book


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Get ready to laugh yourself and your family silly with this fantastically funny collection of knock knock jokes. Filled with classic gags and hilarious new howlers, it's guaranteed to give your funny bones a work out! Perfect for practical jokers aged 7+.




12 Days of Christmas with Bob the Dog and Chris P. Bacon


Book Description

This book is a funny adaptation of the classic Christmas song The 12 Days of Christmas. In this Story Bob finds himself centered stage of Chris P. Bacon's mischievous antics. Bob the dog is a fun-loving, innocent like character, while his stuffed animal pig and best friend Chris P. Bacon is more like an antagonist, always leading Bob into funny predicaments.




Pippa Morgan's Diary


Book Description

Pippa Morgan's bff has moved away, and Pippa's totally distraught. So when cool girl Catie moves to town, Pippa will do anything to get her attention and friendship—including telling Catie that she's a singing superstar (which couldn't be farther from the truth). One fib leads to another, and before she knows it, Pippa's in way over her head... Pippa's new BFF Catie Brown is perfect. So perfect, that Pippa tells her a teeny tiny lie—that she once auditioned for Voice Factor—to impress her. And it works. It works so well, in fact, that Catie enters Pippa into the school talent show. The only problem? Pippa can't sing. Not at all. In fact, her singing is so bad it scares the neighbors. But if she doesn't participate in the talent show, Catie will know she lied. But if she does participate, the whole school will find out what a horrible singer she is...including Catie! It's up to Pippa to put an end to this pesky problem!




Worldlines: A "Many Worlds" Novel


Book Description

When Gary Jackson, a bright academic student, suffers life changing injuries in a road traffic accident, his world begins to unravel. Having taught himself to lucid dream, he now spends considerable time in bed, living out fantasies in his own mind that he could never experience in the waking world. However, when a relative with dementia claims to have witnessed a murder he committed in a dream, Gary starts to question the nature of reality, and wonders if his actions in the dream world have real life consequences. Meanwhile, in another place, Physics student Gary Jackson finds himself in prison for a murder he has no memory of committing. Can the dreamer help the student get acquitted for a murder everyone saw him commit? Or will Gary spend his life in prison for someone else's crime?




Hug a Slug or Snog a Frog?


Book Description

What would YOU rather do - hug a slug OR snog a frog? Have hair made of soggy spaghetti OR a nose made of plasticine? Be best friends with the Incredible Hulk OR with Batman? This brilliantly funny and totally addictive collection of impossible choices will keep you entertained for hours!




The Bacon Book


Book Description

If you think bacon is really great, this is the book for you. The Bacon Book is an illustrated adaptation of the song "Bacon" by Keith Coast and Festival Joy. Get ready to clap your hands and stomp your feet for Bacon, Bacon, Bacon!