Clarence Mad Libs


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Features 21 stories based on the television series.




The Clarence Field Guide to Animals


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Explore Aberdale's wildlife with Clarence as your guide in this completely factual book of animals (and a few made-up parts if Jeff doesn't notice). Gentle Clarence is a friend to all creatures—from majestic dolphins at the city zoo to raccoon babies in his own backyard. In this comprehensive guide to Aberdale's wildlife, discover tips, tricks, and facts, plus expert advice such as: - How to face off with an angry walrus. (Shove pencils in your mouth and bark to speak his language.) - How to make friends with a garter snake. (Slide on your belly and hiss until she giggles.) Join Safari Clarence on a madcap adventure and become the master of your own domain!




The Clarence Summer Activity Book


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Slather on sunscreen, load up on gummy worms, and hit the beach with Clarence in this nutty summer activity book with two pages of stickers. Have you ever been to Aberdale in the summer? It's like the best place ever!! You can go to Pizza Swamp or throw rocks in the woods or cannonball in the swimming hole and make friends with the leeches. It stings but it's worth it! Conquer mazes, use stickers to sticker things, and hang out with me, Jeff, and Sumo! Just don't forget sunscreen or you'll have nothing to snack on.




The Clarence Book of Friends and Other People He Likes


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A guide to the characters of "Clarence" includes Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo's thoughts on each character, their special talents, favorite quotes, and biggest fears.




Uncle Grandpa Mad Libs


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Uncle Grandpa Mad Libs features 21 hilarious stories based on the hit Cartoon Network televsion show. At only It's easy to pick one (or ten!) up for your next roadtrip, with or without the Uncle Grandpa-style RV!




Rez Rules


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A common-sense blueprint for what the future of First Nations should look like as told through the fascinating life and legacy of a remarkable leader. In 1984, at the age of twenty-four, Clarence Louie was elected Chief of the Osoyoos Indian Band in the Okanagan Valley. Nineteen elections later, Chief Louie has led his community for nearly four decades. The story of how the Osoyoos Indian Band—“The Miracle in the Desert”—transformed from a Rez that once struggled with poverty into an economically independent people is well-known. Guided by his years growing up on the Rez, Chief Louie believes that economic and business independence are key to self-sufficiency, reconciliation, and justice for First Nations people. In Rez Rules, Chief Louie writes about his youth in Osoyoos, from early mornings working in the vineyards, to playing and coaching sports, and attending a largely white school in Oliver, B.C. He remembers enrolling in the “Native American Studies” program at the Saskatchewan Indian Federated College in 1979 and falling in love with First Nations history. Learning about the historic significance of treaties was life-changing. He recalls his first involvement in activism: participating in a treaty bundle run across the country before embarking on a path of leadership. He and his band have worked hard to achieve economic growth and record levels of employment. Inspired by his ancestors’ working culture, and by the young people on the reserve, Chief Louie continues to work for First Nations’ self-sufficiency and independence. Direct and passionate, Chief Louie brings together wide-ranging subjects: life on the Rez, including Rez language and humour; per capita payments; the role of elected chiefs; the devastating impact of residential schools; the need to look to culture and ceremony for governance and guidance; the use of Indigenous names and logos by professional sports teams; his love for motorcycle honour rides; and what makes a good leader. He takes aim at systemic racism and examines the relationship between First Nations and colonial Canada and the United States, and sounds a call to action for First Nations to “Indian Up!” and “never forget our past.” Offering leadership lessons on and off the Rez, this memoir describes the fascinating life and legacy of a remarkable leader and provides a common-sense blueprint for the future of First Nations communities. In it, Chief Louie writes, “Damn, I’m lucky to be an Indian!”




Clarence OGN


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Supreme Discomfort


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“Justice Clarence Thomas is the Supreme Court’s most reclusive member [and] a prime candidate for a careful, fair-minded biography. In delivering it, Kevin Merida and Michael A. Fletcher have done some quiet justice of their own.”—Washington Post There is no more powerful, detested, misunderstood African American in our public life than Clarence Thomas. Supreme Discomfort: The Divided Soul of Clarence Thomas is a haunting portrait of an isolated and complex man, savagely reviled by much of the black community, not entirely comfortable in white society, internally wounded by his passage from a broken family and rural poverty in Georgia, to elite educational institutions, to the pinnacle of judicial power. His staunchly conservative positions on crime, abortion, and, especially, affirmative action have exposed him to charges of heartlessness and hypocrisy, in that he is himself the product of a broken home who manifestly benefited from racially conscious admissions policies. Supreme Discomfort is a superbly researched and reported work that features testimony from friends and foes alike who have never spoken in public about Thomas before—including a candid conversation with his fellow justice and ideological ally, Antonin Scalia. It offers a long-overdue window into a man who straddles two different worlds and is uneasy in both—and whose divided personality and conservative political philosophy will deeply influence American life for years to come.




My Book of Indoor Games


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The book is full of great ideas about amusing children and adults indoors in stormy and cold evenings. It offers funny, fascinating, and little-known games that were played by our grandparents in their childhood and remains attractive to a contemporary reader today.




Clarence Original Graphic Novel: Getting Gilben


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"It's just another movie night at the local drive-in theater when Clarence witnesses his classmate, Gilben, get taken by something he just can't explain. With the help of his best friends, Jeff and Sumo, Clarence sets out to unravel the mystery and get Gilben back!"--Back cover