Color Me Sarcastic


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Color Me Macho


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A parody of fashion guides for men gives tongue in cheek advice about color, style, hair cuts, eyeglasses, accessories, and clothes shopping




The Executive Coloring Book


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The original adult coloring book! A New York Times bestseller when it was originally published in 1961, The Executive Coloring Book is crashing the adult coloring book party with its subversive humor. "This is me. I am an executive. Executives are important. They go to important offices and do important things. Color my underwear important." So begins the dangerously funny classic, The Executive Coloring Book. Originally published more than fifty years ago, this brief and brilliant coloring book skewers the early sixties executive set. If Mad Men made them look glamorous, The Executive Coloring Book casts them in a different hue and invites everyone in on the joke.




Shut the F**k Up and Color Me


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A book with not only rude words to color but also sarcastic sayings and inappropriate gestures for the those who love to color but have a naughty side!




Color Me Murder


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The New York Times bestselling author of the Domestic Diva mysteries delivers a colorful new seriesfeaturing downloadable color-it-yourself cover art! By day, Florrie Fox manages Color Me Read bookstore in Georgetown, Washington D.C. By night, she creates her own intricately detailed coloring books for adults, filling the pages with objects that catch her eye. There’s plenty of inspiration in her new apartment—a beautiful carriage house belonging to Florrie’s boss, Professor John Maxwell. He offers the property to Florrie rent-free with one condition—she must move in immediately to prevent his covetous sister and nephew from trying to claim it. When the professor’s nephew, Delbert, arrives, he proves just as sketchy as Florrie feared. But the following morning, Delbert has vanished. It’s not until she visits the third floor of the store that Florrie makes a tragic discovery—there’s a trap door in the landing, and a dead Delbert inside. The esteemed Professor Maxwell is an obvious suspect, but Florrie is certain this case isn’t so black and white. Other colorful characters are on the scene, all with a motive for murder. With a killer drawing closer, Florrie will need to think outside the lines . . . before death makes his mark again. "Clearly this book was written by a genius."—Buzzfeed




Color Me F*cking Calm-A Motivating Swear Word Coloring Book


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It is suitable for anyone and would make the perfect gift for any occasion. Looking for funny gifts for your favorite person? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book, we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Anywho definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this swear coloring book!




If You Don'T Want A Sarcastic Answer Don'T Ask Me


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Combine anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Meh. Why Our Coloring Books? ★30 Funny Snarky Sayings with Relaxing geometric and organic patterns Backgrounds ★Printed single-sided on bright white paper ★Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through ★Premium matte cover finish ★Perfect for all coloring mediums ★High quality 60 pound (90gsm) paper stock




Color Me F*cking Calm - A Snarky Swear Word Coloring Book


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GIFT IDEAS - HUMOROUS COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS Laugh your a** off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book for adults only. Hilarious Fuck Publishing Don't Give a Sh*t! Product Features: For adult only (NOT FOR CHILDREN) Matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring Pencils and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs Perfect Coloring Book For Gift or Buy Yourself




Mommy Drinks Because You Cry


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Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!




Color Me Crazy


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Julian Wheaton views the world through a kaleidoscope of synesthesia, seeing the colors of every sound he hears. His life as an iconic rock guitarist was a stressful psychedelic trip that nearly destroyed him. Now he's abandoned the rock 'n' roll lifestyle for the peaceful sanctity of his recording studio, but when fiery Cleo Compton comes to work for him, she brings chaos with her. Cleo Compton has had her flings with rockstars - and it's left her wary and bruised. Julian may have those sexy bedroom eyes and drool-worthy tattoos, but Cleo is determined to keep things strictly professional - until Julian turns out to be every dream she's ever chased. When he risks it all to hit the road with a band again, Cleo fears he'll return as the one thing she can no longer abide - a rockstar.