The Fart Before Christmas


Book Description

A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!




Schitt Happens


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Drop into the small but charming town of Schitt’s Creek with this unofficial coloring book featuring 20 original, hand-drawn illustrations inspired by the cult-favorite sets of the hit comedy TV show. From saying “Ew, David” to wishing The Crows Have Eyes was a real movie franchise, you’re obsessed with the hilariously inspiring comedy show Schitt’s Creek. Now, you can relive all of your favorite settings of the Rose family’s adventures by coloring your way through these hand-drawn illustrations based on the unforgettable scenery of the hit TV show. From Moira Rose’s wall of wigs, to Rose Apothecary and Café Tropical, Schitt Happens is the perfect way to relax and remember all the smiles, laughs, and tears of six incredible seasons. So grab your pens, sit back, and prepare to get a little bit more Alexis.




Underwater Farts


Book Description

Underwater Farts Coloring Book for Adults You can't smell them, but you can color them and have a lot of fun! This large activity book is perfect gift for all Sea Creatures Lovers! Pictures of this magnificent sea animals are big and separeated from underwater world background that don't distract from coloring the main details. It's perfect choice for kids and adults.Book contents many ilustrations of beautiful whales, sharks and dolhping farting hard in water. Every illustration can be collored. Pages are print single-sided to prevent bleed-through from all types of coloring Gel pens, colored pencils, felt tips, markers, and more.. You will get: 36 illustrations to color Big Simple pictures with sea animals Few Complex designs for older kids and teens Single side print - preventing bleed-through Fun gift for Sea Life Lovers Christmas Gifts for friends Stocking Stuffer Idea Scroll to the TOP and Order a Copy!




Pooping Animals


Book Description

GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs




Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts


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Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)




Fart Battle Cats Vs Dogs


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GAG GIFT IDEA | COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS WHO LOVE CATS & DOGS! This is an Adult Coloring Book of 30 Hilarious and Relaxing Designs featuring cats & dogs fighting with their farts with which men, women and pets lovers can relief their stress by coloring & laughing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover : Soft Silky Matte Cover Size : 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 30 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult This Coloring Book Contains 30 intricate Designs featuring Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers mixed with hilarious Cats & Dogs Battling with their Smelliest Farts Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY




Animal Fart Bombs


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Do you or someone you know love animals and also finds farts hilarious? Then this would be the perfect gift for them, or just good for gags and laughs to brighten someone's day! Illustrated for kids and adults alike, with a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of grossness, with detail that isn't completely overwhelming. They are cute, amusing critters that will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you embarrassingly laugh out loud! But it's not just a coloring book! It offers a lot more fun for the crafty-handed colorist! It's a unique experience you will just have to share with others. You'll find in these 116 pages this ultimate fart-laden content: 40 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side) 1 Maze (Can also be colored) 1 Draw-Your-Own Fart-a-tee 1 Tic-Tac-Toot Game Board w/4 sets of 5 Tokens (20 DIY Token Cut Outs) 2 Fart Block Squares Game Pages 3 Color in the Farts in a Row Game Pages 6 Farty Bookmarks (DIY Cut Outs) 1 Dice Cube (DIY Cut Out) 7 Race Tracks (DIY Cut Outs) 9 Player Tokens (DIY Cut Outs) 15 Bonus Poop Tokens (DIY Cut-Outs) 57 Playing Cards (DIY Cut-Outs) 1 Color Testing Page You are guaranteed to find an animal you adore in these pages, including: sloth, cats, dogs, hippo, dolphin, shark, honey badger, hyena, llama, narwhal, frog, turtle, spider, dodo, bigfoot, dragon, unicorn, horse, panda, manatee, owl, lion, elephant, tiger, platypus, axolotl, dinsoaurs, giraffe, and so many more! Enjoy coloring and also creating your very own game pieces and cards. And if you like this artwork, be sure to check out more by this quirky seller!




Sloth Coloring Book for Adults


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AMAZON BEST SELLER - BEST GIFT IDEAS This incredible adult coloring book by best-selling artist is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid relaxation while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of your own while your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Use Any of Your Favorite Tools Including colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per Page Each image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your Artwork You can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every Image Enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. As a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on Sale Regular Price: $9.99 - SAVE $6.99, 60% OFF - Limited time only. Makes the Perfect Gift Surprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.




Farting Cats: the Tooting Kitty Coloring Book


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ON SALE $9.95 Just $5.39 for a limited time! Cats are funny. Farts are funnier. This funny farting cat coloring book is dedicated to those who love to laugh at the simple things in life. Enjoy coloring a fine collection of tooting kitties with this silly and adorable activity book. Color pictures of cats farting while doing ballet, sitting o the couch, sitting in bed, rolling down the stairs, playing with yarn, AND MORE! Remove and frame your artwork or give it to a friend who needs a laugh! Enjoy! Makes a great gift for cat lovers, as a white elephant gift, gag gift, or just for fun!




Farting Cats in the Dark:the Tooting Kitty Coloring Book with Black Backgrounds


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ON SALE $9.95 Just $5.39 for a limited time! Cats are funny. Farts are funnier. Farting cats in the dead of night are the funniest. This premium matte finish farting cat coloring book is dedicated to those who love to laugh at the simple things in life. Enjoy coloring a fine collection of tooting kitties on black backgrounds with this silly and adorable activity book. Color pictures of cats farting while doing ballet, sitting o the couch, sitting in bed, rolling down the stairs, playing with yarn, AND MORE! Remove and frame your artwork or give it to a friend who needs a laugh! Enjoy artwork that pops on these dark black pages! Makes a great gift for cat lovers, as a white elephant gift, gag gift, or just for fun!