Colour My Cock


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We all someone who can't get enough cock. People who are so infatuated with prick that they struggle to think of anything else. Well this is the perfect book for them! Not only are there different dicks within this book but - better yet - there is the opportunity to colour them in! Cum! Colour My Cock!




Just Cocks Coloring Book for Adults


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Our best selling Just Cocks Coloring Book For Adults is back, bigger and better than ever with our new Extended Edition. You'll have 45 hilarious dick images to color until you can't laugh anymore. With over 45 different Funny and Snarky Cock coloring pages. Whether it's for you or a gift for a friend, a Birthday, Mother's Day, Christmas present or just something for yourself this book is sure to keep you and your friends laughing, giggling and coloring for hours.... Features of this Book: All Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing 45 hilarious and naughty coloring pages.. The new extended edition of our Just Cocks Coloring Book contains 45 single sided coloring pages filled with various hilarious, funny and snarky, cock images. This book has a range of different coloring pages for you to choose from whether you like complex designs or prefer a simpler style our cock coloring book is sure to have something for you. We have chosen the funniest cock illustrations to ensure that you get hours of coloring entertainment, laughter and relaxation. All pages are bordered and single sided for easy removal and framing, this also stops your colors from bleeding through onto other pages. So sit back relax and enjoy our Cocks Coloring Book for Adults.




Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks


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JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk




Nature's Palette


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This fully realized colour catalogue includes elegant contemporary illustrations of every animal, plant or mineral cited in Syme's edition of “Werner's nomenclature of colours”




The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick


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You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.




Before We Were Strangers


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From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M




50 Ways to Eat Cock


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We asked rooster lovers from around the world to show us their cocks and they obliged! Proudly presenting Centerfolds, the companion adult coloring book to 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls!Inside you'll find outlines (NOT recipes) of the 50 peckers that made the cut - ready and waiting for you to finish them off with your skillful strokes. From Nugget and Big Bird to Lord Vader and Mr. Naughtikins, you're sure to find a hunk of avian beefcake to titillate your creative juices.




Sex Position Coloring Book


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"This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]" —Chelsea Handler SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets. Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.




Mister Cock - Big Collection


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Enjoy beautiful penises and relaxing patterns with this colouring book. Each page you color will take you into a world of relaxation.We've included over 80 unique images for you to express your creativity and make masterpieces. You can practice mandala and pattern coloring as a hobby, or looking for some kind of tool to reduce stress and relieve pressure.What colours will you choose for this book? Great for all skill levels. You can colour each page as you wish and there is no wrong way to colour (even if you are a beginner). It's a wonderful gift. Know someone who likes to colour? Make them happy by giving them a copy.Designed and illustrated as an anti-stress and rich in inspiring images, this book has the following main features and objectives: ♥ Each page of the book is carefully planned and designed to help you reduce stress and relax by allowing you to colour for hours. ♥ For complete relaxation, effective stress management, relief from anxiety and anger, and peaceful meditation.




Crush and Color: Jason Momoa


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