Cosmic Colin


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When the spacebin lands Harry the alien and Cosmic Colin on a strange planet where fuzzy hamsters rule the roost, the boys are in for an adventure.




Cosmic Colin: Hairy Hamster Horror


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When the spacebin lands Harry the alien and Cosmic Colin on a strange planet where fuzzy hamsters rule the realm, the boys are in for an adventure.




COSMIC COLIN


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Diary Of Dorkius Maximus


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This hilarious diary recounts the exploits of Dorkius Maximus, a geeky young boy growing up in ancient Rome.




Hairy Hamster Horror (Dyslexic Edition)


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When the spacebin lands on a strange planet where hamsters have developed into the dominant life form, Harry and Colin are in for another adventure. Unfortunately, the boys are captured by the humongous hamster hosts during a sightseeing trip to the Great Wheel of the Andromeda Galaxy. Harry and Colin are imprisoned as the school pets, bundled into a human-sized cage and forced to run on a giant wheel. Things go from bad to worse when the school's laziest hamster is charged with looking after Harry and Colin for the holidays. Will the adventurers find a way to escape from their hamster hell?




Clown Horror


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President Führer Devil-Eggs joins the Best Friends Forever (B. F. F.) Alliance to destroy the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (N. A. T. O.). Irene a 17 year old girl lives with her parents Anthony and Katelyn in Seattle, Washington. Anthony escapes the Devilcare Death Panels & Camps after Katelyn denounces him to the American Gestapo. Irene secretly records a conversation of two American Gestapo officers in her home. After listening to the recording, she realizes that Anthony is actually right, the shameless government is spying on everyone in the United States using the free electronics that the government gives citizens. Alternative facts are lies and not scientific proofs. President Führer Devil-Eggs eliminates Social Security pensions and Medicare health benefits for senior citizens replacing them with Devilcare. Katelyn and Irene must convince Irene’s grandparents to leave Wichita, Kansas behind and move in with Katelyn in Seattle. Now a tough decision follows a surprising call. (Word Count 71, 052)




Stinky Space Race


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When curious Colin dives into the bin after Harry one day, he doesn't find banana peel and custard in there...




The Onion Book of Known Knowledge


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Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.




Sneezy Alien Attack


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When Harry the alien lands his spacebin in his friend Colin's garden, it's time for an adventure!




Cosmic Colin: Ticking Time Bomb


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When Harry discovers that the most evil villain in the galaxy, Galactic Gary, has escaped from prison, it's not just humankind that is in danger, but time itself.