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Crack Up with ChatGPT: A Treasury of Funny Jokes

Author : M.B. Chatfield

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Page : 99 pages

File Size : 30,89 MB

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Category : Humor

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Unleash Non-Stop Laughter with ChatGPT: AHilarious Journey Through AI-Generated Comedy Get ready to crack up with Crack Up with ChatGPT: A Treasury of Funny Jokes, a laugh-a-minute collection of jokes meticulously crafted by the ingenious ChatGPT language model. Prepare to be amazed by the incredible wit and creativity of AI as you delve into a treasure trove of hilarious material that will leave you in stitches. What makes Crack Up with ChatGPT the perfect pick-me-up? A Side-Splitting Selection: From classic one-liners and puns to clever situational humor and witty observations, this book offers a diverse range of jokes to tickle every funny bone. AI Humor at Its Finest: Witness the brilliance of ChatGPT as it generates original jokes that are both relatable and laugh-out-loud funny. A Gift That Keeps on Giving: Share the joy with friends and family. Crack Up with ChatGPT is the perfect conversation starter and guaranteed to bring laughter to any gathering. The Perfect Size for On-the-Go Fun: This compact and portable book is your ideal companion for commutes, waiting rooms, or whenever you need a quick dose of laughter. Crack Up with ChatGPT is more than just a joke book; it's a testament to the power of AI to create humor that's both intelligent and side-splitting. Here's a sneak peek at the fun that awaits you: Classic Jokes with a Modern Twist: Enjoy a refreshing take on your favorite one-liners and puns, all reimagined by the witty ChatGPT. Hilarious Observations on Everyday Life: Find humor in the ordinary with ChatGPT's clever takes on relatable situations. Unexpected Gems: Prepare to be surprised by original jokes and witty remarks that will have you chuckling long after you've read them. Crack Up with ChatGPT is perfect for: Anyone who loves a good laugh Fans of AI and technology People looking for a way to de-stress and lighten the mood Those seeking a unique conversation starter Grab your copy today and embark on a laughter-filled adventure with ChatGPT! #Humor #AIJokes #FunnyBooks #LaughOutLoud #GiftIdeas #Joke #AIWit #RobotComedy #MachineHumor #AI-PoweredJokes #ChatGPTJokes #FunnyPuns #JokeCollection #Wordplay #Punny #ChatGPT #Funny #HilariousMoments #AIQuirks #FamilyFun #Anecdotes #ChatGPT #Hilarious #AI #Fun #Wit #Robot #Machine #Laughter #Comeny



A Fire Upon The Deep

Author : Vernor Vinge

Publisher : Tor Science Fiction

Page : 626 pages

File Size : 28,28 MB

Release : 2010-04-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1429981989

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Now with a new introduction for the Tor Essentials line, A Fire Upon the Deep is sure to bring a new generation of SF fans to Vinge's award-winning works. A Hugo Award-winning Novel! “Vinge is one of the best visionary writers of SF today.”-David Brin Thousands of years in the future, humanity is no longer alone in a universe where a mind's potential is determined by its location in space, from superintelligent entities in the Transcend, to the limited minds of the Unthinking Depths, where only simple creatures, and technology, can function. Nobody knows what strange force partitioned space into these "regions of thought," but when the warring Straumli realm use an ancient Transcendent artifact as a weapon, they unwittingly unleash an awesome power that destroys thousands of worlds and enslaves all natural and artificial intelligence. Fleeing this galactic threat, Ravna crash lands on a strange world with a ship-hold full of cryogenically frozen children, the only survivors from a destroyed space-lab. They are taken captive by the Tines, an alien race with a harsh medieval culture, and used as pawns in a ruthless power struggle. Tor books by Vernor Vinge Zones of Thought Series A Fire Upon The Deep A Deepness In The Sky The Children of The Sky Realtime/Bobble Series The Peace War Marooned in Realtime Other Novels The Witling Tatja Grimm's World Rainbows End Collections Collected Stories of Vernor Vinge True Names At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.



Holub on Patterns

Author : Allen Holub

Publisher : Apress

Page : 426 pages

File Size : 29,47 MB

Release : 2004-09-27

Category : Computers

ISBN : 1430207256

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* Allen Holub is a highly regarded instructor for the University of California, Berkeley, Extension. He has taught since 1982 on various topics, including Object-Oriented Analysis and Design, Java, C++, C. Holub will use this book in his Berkeley Extension classes. * Holub is a regular presenter at the Software Development conferences and is Contributing Editor for the online magazine JavaWorld, for whom he writes the Java Toolbox. He also wrote the OO Design Process column for IBM DeveloperWorks. * This book is not time-sensitive. It is an extremely well-thought out approach to learning design patterns, with Java as the example platform, but the concepts presented are not limited to just Java programmers. This is a complement to the Addison-Wesley seminal "Design Patterns" book by the "Gang of Four".



The Manga Guide to Databases

Author : Mana Takahashi

Publisher : No Starch Press

Page : 228 pages

File Size : 39,65 MB

Release : 2009-01-15

Category : Computers

ISBN : 1593271905

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Want to learn about databases without the tedium? With its unique combination of Japanese-style comics and serious educational content, The Manga Guide to Databases is just the book for you. Princess Ruruna is stressed out. With the king and queen away, she has to manage the Kingdom of Kod's humongous fruit-selling empire. Overseas departments, scads of inventory, conflicting prices, and so many customers! It's all such a confusing mess. But a mysterious book and a helpful fairy promise to solve her organizational problems—with the practical magic of databases. In The Manga Guide to Databases, Tico the fairy teaches the Princess how to simplify her data management. We follow along as they design a relational database, understand the entity-relationship model, perform basic database operations, and delve into more advanced topics. Once the Princess is familiar with transactions and basic SQL statements, she can keep her data timely and accurate for the entire kingdom. Finally, Tico explains ways to make the database more efficient and secure, and they discuss methods for concurrency and replication. Examples and exercises (with answer keys) help you learn, and an appendix of frequently used SQL statements gives the tools you need to create and maintain full-featured databases. (Of course, it wouldn't be a royal kingdom without some drama, so read on to find out who gets the girl—the arrogant prince or the humble servant.) This EduManga book is a translation of a bestselling series in Japan, co-published with Ohmsha, Ltd., of Tokyo, Japan.



Everything Bad is Good for You

Author : Steven Johnson

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 274 pages

File Size : 23,70 MB

Release : 2006-05-02

Category : Social Science

ISBN : 1101158018

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From the New York Times bestselling author of How We Got To Now and Farsighted Forget everything you’ve ever read about the age of dumbed-down, instant-gratification culture. In this provocative, unfailingly intelligent, thoroughly researched, and surprisingly convincing big idea book, Steven Johnson draws from fields as diverse as neuroscience, economics, and media theory to argue that the pop culture we soak in every day—from Lord of the Rings to Grand Theft Auto to The Simpsons—has been growing more sophisticated with each passing year, and, far from rotting our brains, is actually posing new cognitive challenges that are actually making our minds measurably sharper. After reading Everything Bad is Good for You, you will never regard the glow of the video game or television screen the same way again. With a new afterword by the author.



What the Dormouse Said

Author : John Markoff

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 462 pages

File Size : 19,94 MB

Release : 2005-04-21

Category : History

ISBN : 1101201088

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“This makes entertaining reading. Many accounts of the birth of personal computing have been written, but this is the first close look at the drug habits of the earliest pioneers.” —New York Times Most histories of the personal computer industry focus on technology or business. John Markoff’s landmark book is about the culture and consciousness behind the first PCs—the culture being counter– and the consciousness expanded, sometimes chemically. It’s a brilliant evocation of Stanford, California, in the 1960s and ’70s, where a group of visionaries set out to turn computers into a means for freeing minds and information. In these pages one encounters Ken Kesey and the phone hacker Cap’n Crunch, est and LSD, The Whole Earth Catalog and the Homebrew Computer Lab. What the Dormouse Said is a poignant, funny, and inspiring book by one of the smartest technology writers around.



The Company of Strangers

Author : Paul Seabright

Publisher : Princeton University Press

Page : 334 pages

File Size : 35,66 MB

Release : 2004

Category : Business & Economics

ISBN : 9780691118215

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This is a wonderful book, very well written and accessible to a wide audience.



Programming Pearls

Author : Jon Bentley

Publisher : Addison-Wesley Professional

Page : 262 pages

File Size : 27,87 MB

Release : 2016-04-21

Category : Computers

ISBN : 0134498038

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When programmers list their favorite books, Jon Bentley’s collection of programming pearls is commonly included among the classics. Just as natural pearls grow from grains of sand that irritate oysters, programming pearls have grown from real problems that have irritated real programmers. With origins beyond solid engineering, in the realm of insight and creativity, Bentley’s pearls offer unique and clever solutions to those nagging problems. Illustrated by programs designed as much for fun as for instruction, the book is filled with lucid and witty descriptions of practical programming techniques and fundamental design principles. It is not at all surprising that Programming Pearls has been so highly valued by programmers at every level of experience. In this revision, the first in 14 years, Bentley has substantially updated his essays to reflect current programming methods and environments. In addition, there are three new essays on testing, debugging, and timing set representations string problems All the original programs have been rewritten, and an equal amount of new code has been generated. Implementations of all the programs, in C or C++, are now available on the Web. What remains the same in this new edition is Bentley’s focus on the hard core of programming problems and his delivery of workable solutions to those problems. Whether you are new to Bentley’s classic or are revisiting his work for some fresh insight, the book is sure to make your own list of favorites.



Quicksilver

Author : Neal Stephenson

Publisher : Harper Collins

Page : 480 pages

File Size : 42,41 MB

Release : 2009-10-13

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0061792772

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Quicksilver is the story of Daniel Waterhouse, fearless thinker and conflicted Puritan, pursuing knowledge in the company of the greatest minds of Baroque-era Europe, in a chaotic world where reason wars with the bloody ambitions of the mighty, and where catastrophe, natural or otherwise, can alter the political landscape overnight. It is a chronicle of the breathtaking exploits of "Half-Cocked Jack" Shaftoe -- London street urchin turned swashbuckling adventurer and legendary King of the Vagabonds -- risking life and limb for fortune and love while slowly maddening from the pox. And it is the tale of Eliza, rescued by Jack from a Turkish harem to become spy, confidante, and pawn of royals in order to reinvent Europe through the newborn power of finance. A gloriously rich, entertaining, and endlessly inventive novel that brings a remarkable age and its momentous events to vivid life, Quicksilver is an extraordinary achievement from one of the most original and important literary talents of our time. And it's just the beginning ...



Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook

Author : Douglas Sarine

Publisher : Crown

Page : 338 pages

File Size : 35,8 MB

Release : 2008-09-09

Category : Humor

ISBN : 030740580X

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DEADLY NINJA WISDOM FOR THE NON-NINJA Carefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path. After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja. Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die–probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. But whether your journey lasts five seconds or five days or (rather inconceivably) five years, all those who bravely take up this text and follow the tenets and trials laid out within will die knowing they were as ninja as they possibly could’ve been. For the true of heart or the extremely lucky, this powerful and honorable manuscript contains such phenomenal ninja wisdom as: •How to create and name your very own lethal ninja clan •The proper weapon to use when fighting a vampire pumpkin •Why clowns and robots are so dangerous on the Internet •Easy-to-follow charts showing when to slice and when to stab •How to execute such ultradeadly kicks as the Driving Miss Daisy •Why pretty much every ninja movie ever made sucks •How to make a shoggoth explode using well-placed foliage •What the heck a shoggoth is and why you’ll need to make it explode •Death Aide certification •And much more ninjafied enlightenment on every shuriken-sharp page! Remember: People do not take the Path, the Path takes people.