Crazy Cat Lady


Book Description

Crazy Cat Lady (noun): A badge of honor for people who know cats are awesome. Do you often wake up covered in cat hair? Do you keep adopting more and more cats—then staying home Friday nights to cuddle them? Proclaim your feline obsession proudly! Joyfully illustrated with cheeky mottoes, flowcharts, and fun facts throughout, this little book is an affectionate tribute to cats and the cool ladies who love them. Includes a bonus sheet of colorful stickers!







Confessions of a Crazy Cat Lady


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From Hairballs to Hair Straightening . . . Women face certain challenges when they reach, um, a certain age and who doesn't enjoy a funny cat story? With essays, really bad poetry and ridiculous photos of the author and her cats (as well as some unsuspecting family members), "Confessions of a Crazy Cat Lady . . . And Othe Possibly Demented Meanderings" offers the best of both worlds. Topics cover the full gamut of two- and four-legged dilemmas-divorced and dating after many years of marriage, purse envy, weight loss and gain, body image (human) and escape attempts, euthanasia, and rock-swallowing (critter), among other subjects. Culled from a massive literary database (aka the rather demented mind of author Sandra Gurvis), some writings appeared in publications such as Columbus Monthly, I Love Cats, and the anthology CAT'S MEOW, while others are completely original. This book is a must-read for cat ladies, aspiring cat ladies and/or people who love cats and/or women. It can also serve as precautionary guide for those wishing to avoid cat ladydom. But like potato chips and sometimes felines themselves-the stories may be hard to stop reading after just one!




Food for Crazy Cat Ladies


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Dive into this beautiful recipe book, inspired by cats! Featuring gorgeous, colorful illustrations by Planet Cat creator, Angie Rozelaar, alongside delicious recipes you won't be able to resist, like Sweet Potato Fries, Blueberry Pancakes, Lemon Cheesecake. This book is the purrfect gift for cat lovers. Includes dual measures.




You Need More Sleep


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Life wisdom from the New York Times-bestselling author of I Could Pee on This: “Learn how adopting a cat-like state of mind will ensure you prosper.” —Catster Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they’ve condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as “Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One” and “Never Let Anyone Dress You.” Whether it’s coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can’t get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.




Cats' Eyes


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Lynley Cannon is the crazy cat lady, but she's not quite crazy yet, even though a bizarre connection to a bumbled heist and two murders has got her wondering. The fifty eight-year-old retiree lives peacefully in her old Portland home, but when her elderly cat drags in a dusky brown beach agate, things change fast. Threatened by theft, kidnapping, and murder, she is determined to maintain her serenity, even if it means catching the crooks herself. Friends, family, and a hunky humane society investigator aid Lynley in her quest to outsmart the pros. The cops think Lynley's the killer. The real killer is targeting Lynley. Will Lynley live to clean the litter box another day?




Crazy Cat Lady


Book Description

Enigmatic, alluring and almost always quirky, cats and the ladies that love them share much in common. As individual as their feline counterparts, crazy cat women exude charm and, while they have their eccentricities, they refuse to hide them. Instead, they take center stage and celebrate what makes them unique; the bond between femme fatale and feline furry. While some sneer at the general adoration cat ladies dish out to their beloved puss (along with the finest fresh salmon) those of us in the know understand that what we give out, we get back in so many delightful ways. Yes, cat ladies go the extra mile when it comes to anything feline related. It's all part of the fun. So here's to all you feline loving ladies! This book is a celebration of your pawsomeness. And if you're on the fence when it comes to embracing your inner cat craziness, but recognize some of the 50 traits outlined in these pages, don't be shy. Come join the party - it really is where all the cool cats hang out.




Crazy Cat Lady and Go Get Me A Latte


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Two stories in one book: "Crazy Cat Lady" and "Go Get Me A Latte" --Crazy Cat Lady-- An elderly lady, Gladia Suffero, at the edge of her life wants only one thing: peace and quiet. However, the world transpires to bring her everything but that. Through serendipitous events, she finds a clowder of super-intelligent cats to be the most helpful companions. As the cats take over all the chores, leaving Gladia free to peacefully enjoy her books, it seems Gladia has achieved her dreams... Unknown to her, something sinister is on the horizon. --Go Get Me A Latte-- A story set in a world where men behave like women and women behave like men. It follows a man named Tony, who is engulfed with obsession over a woman he cannot have. He silently suffers in the shadows of societal taboos that prohibit men asking women out, and faces his rival, a man named Flower Berret, who is not likely to make things easy for Tony. Will Tony achieve his goal? Will there be a happy ending?




A Crazy Cat Lady and Canine Crunchies


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Now that the pesky matter of her grandpa's "shotgun situation" is behind them, Maggie May Carver is ready to get on with settling down in Baker Valley, Colorado with her Newfie, Miss Fancypants. Unfortunately, when Maggie's nemesis, Janice Fletcher, is found dead, Maggie is the main suspect. Actually, she's the only suspect. Now, whether she wants to or not, Maggie has to find the real killer before she's locked up for life. keywords: cozy mystery, cosy mystery, newfoundland dog, colorado, bakery, barkery, humorous mystery, amateur sleuth, slow burn romance