Fundamentally Crazy


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Fundamentally Crazy is a book of parodies, compiling several insane letters from the raving mind of lunatic madman Ted Cheldin. Expect a letter from Ted for any reason. You ripped him off! Your employees are morons! Your company sucks! Your pizza is great! Who would write such letters? Who would answer such letters? What people are saying: Amusing Marie Stuart, Calvin Klein Cosmetics. So offensive...A healthy influx Brette Popper, President, Individual Investor Group, Inc. Most creative and entertaining Kristina Hagerty, Burger King. Caused people to experience temporary nausea William B. Hope, Jr., Vice President, Coca-Cola Company. Intellectual James Waese, Aramark Corporation. Helpful information...A guide for consumers Carla Mikell, Kraft Foods. International sourcing of ideas...If you're man enough Alice Blackly, Ben & Jerry's Homemade. Literature that other greenhorns have found useful W. Body, The Friends of Bodie.




Crazy Talk


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So much theology is confusing and intimidating. The concepts themselves are given weighty-sounding names, such as incarnation and justification, and the explanations of the concepts sometimes can be more confusing than the names. Ê Captivating, entertaining, and highly informative,ÊCrazy TalkÊhelps readers navigate their way through that complexity and offers a vocabulary that dares (and equips!) its readers to embrace their own faith in a new, well-informed way. Ê The purpose ofÊCrazy Talk,Êsays editor Rolf A. Jacobson, is to render the heart of our Christian theology in a form that is accessible and appealing to everyone. The format of the book is similar to that of a dictionary of theological terms, but with a twist of humor! Each entry includes the name of the theological term, an ironic definition of the term, and a short humorous essay offering a fuller explanation of the term. In making the term understandable, Jacobson concentrates on the big theological issue that is at stake in the term and why it matters. Ê This revised and expanded edition includes new and expanded entries and all new images.




The Crazy Years


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A collection of witty, irreverent essays on subjects running the gamut from the space program to airport bans on smoking are included in this anthology. Written by Spider Robinson, The Crazy Years takes its name from Robert A. Heinlein's designation of the last years of the 20th century and contains essays from Robinson's tenure as op-ed columnist for The Globe and Mail and from Galaxy Online. Environmentalists that place the survival of earth before the survival of humanity, the idiocy of computer designs, and the downsides of the Internet are among the subjects Robinson uses to take the world to task.




Wild & Crazy Free Use


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Three stories filled with hard men and the women they desire so much that they just can't stop themselves from finding their way to the Free Use Dimension --- A place where those women are free for them to use however they want! Stories included: The Time Traveler's Free Use S**T, Free Use for the Aliens, Free Use for Bigfoot Free Use Sex, Dubcon, Dubious Consent, Taboo erotica, Forbidden, Domination, Submission, Submissive Female, Alpha Male, Group Sex, Ganged, Gangbang, Gang Bang, Menage, Bigfoot sex, Monster erotica, Monsterotica, Sasquatch Sex, Alien sex, Science fiction erotica, Erotic Horror, Sci Fi erotica, Erotica Short Stories, Dark erotica, forced sex, forced erotica, erotica short story, first time sex, virgin, rough sex




Sell Like Crazy


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This book shows you 1000 ways to seduce your website's visitor: Make visitors to buyers. Better: Make customers to friends. It explains how to become a successful seller by viral marketing at the web.




Coupon Crazy


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A fascinating history of this marketing tactic, and why some shoppers take it to extremes—from a longtime expert couponer. Coupon Crazy examines the phenomenon of avid coupon use and the socio-cultural and socioeconomic factors that construct it. By delving into the history of couponing, refunding, the science of shopping, and the dark underbelly of a coupon world the average American doesn’t even know about, Mary Potter Kenyon manages to both fascinate and educate. Readers will meet today’s “Coupon Queens” (and Kings) and learn about an era when trash really was cash. Not just an observer of this ethnographic research, Mary lived it for over thirty years. “My favorite aspect of the entire book was the candid tone Kenyon takes in sharing her story and others. As someone that both uses coupons and teaches couponing practices, I found the book triggering self-reflection at many points: Do I purchase products just because they are on sale? Do I devalue products I’ve gotten for free? Do I allow coupons to inform my purchases or the other way around? If you are a couponer, it’s quite possible you’ll find yourself reflecting on your own shopping habits as you read this book, too.” —Angela Russell, The Coupon Project




Crazy Life


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How to hold on to hope amid life’s upheavals: “Tony speaks from a long history of experience and a deep understanding of Scripture.” —Dr. Boyd Hannold, Lead Pastor, Princeton Alliance Church You’re not crazy—life is. It’s full of twists and turns and disruptions. Some are irritating interruptions, some are positive life experiences, and others are tragic. The problem is that very few people actually prepare for life’s imminent storms and upheavals. Have you ever wondered how to navigate through life’s whirlwinds without losing your faith, or questioned where God is in all of it? Crazy Life offers timeless hope while helping you recognize God’s glorious presence in the center of each struggle.




Crazy Sexy Diet


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The author of the best-selling Crazy Sexy Cancer Tips and Crazy Sexy Cancer Survivor takes on the crazy sexy subject of what and how we eat, drink, and think. Crazysexydiet.com On the heels of Kris Carr’s best-selling cancer survival guidebooks and her acclaimed TLC documentary comes her new journey into a realm vital to anyone’s health. Infused with her signature sass, wit and advice-from-the-trenches style, Crazy Sexy Diet is a beautifully illustrated resource that puts you on the fast track to vibrant health, happiness and a great ass! Along with help from her posse of experts, Carr lays out the fundamentals of her Crazy Sexy Diet: a low-glycemic, vegetarian program that emphasizes balancing the pH of the body with lush whole and raw foods, nourishing organic green drinks, and scrumptious smoothies. Plus, she shares the steps of her own twenty-one-day cleanse, and simple but delectable sample recipes. In ten chapters with titles such as, “pHabulous,” “Coffee, Cupcakes and Cocktails,” “Make Juice Not War,” and “God-Pod Glow,” Carr empowers readers to move from a state of constant bodily damage control to one of renewal and repair. In addition to debunking common diet myths and sharing vital tips on detoxifying our bodies and psyches—advice that draws both on her personal experience as a cancer survivor and that of experts—she provides helpful hints on natural personal care, how to stretch a dollar, navigate the grocery store, eating well on the run, and working through the inevitable pangs and cravings for your old not-so-healthy life. Crazy Sexy Diet is a must for anyone who seeks to be a confident and sexy wellness warrior.




Am I Crazy?


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"The World needs Chad Prather more than ever. He's a throwback to a saner and more fun-loving America. His rants are OUR rants." — Charlie Kirk Chad Prather — “a modern-day Will Rogers” — is just your friendly neighborhood cowboy philosopher, gazing into the sweet tea leaves at the bottom of his cowboy hat, pondering a most fundamental question: “Am I crazy? Or is the world crazy…?” Chad finds life amusing, baffling, sometimes heartwarming, and downright interesting, and wants to share personal stories and witty observations on the hasty growth of insanity within the folds of society, and inspire critical thinking about the state of our modern culture. In this series of humorous essays — reminiscent of the rants he is famous for doing from his truck in Texas — Chad takes on all the problems he has with the modern age, and also talks about some of the problems that we have with each other. Problems with kids, problems with spouses, problems with our bosses at work, and of course problems with all those other jackwagons we work with. What are some of the basic things you need to know if you’re going to survive marriage and parenthood? Whatever happened to decency, hard work, and a sharing of the basic values that made us great in the first place? When did it become unfashionable to believe in God, to go to church on Sunday, or to send our “thoughts and prayers” toward those having a difficult time? When did it become child abuse to spank your kids, instead of child abuse to avoid it? Why do we have such visceral reactions to politics when — by and large — we know so little about how it actually works? When is social media going to finally stop messing around and just bring the full-on possession? And why is it that, as we march further and further along the road of progress — growing our collective knowledge and technological means of dealing with life along the way — we seem to be regressing socially at an equally break-neck pace? AM I CRAZY?: An Unapologetic Patriot Takes on the Insanity of Today’s Woke World explores human misbehavior and stupidity in all its naked splendor with laugh-out-loud humor. JOIN THE CHAD PRATHER POSSE!




Crazy About Cookies


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Bakers everywhere went crazy over Krystina Castellas Crazy About Cupcakes, and will go completely wild over these 300 clever cookie recipes. The baking phenomenon whips up delicious riffs on the classics and more adventurous offerings (like savory cornmeal olive cookies). Theres something for every occasion, from melt-in-your-mouth after-school snacks to fun Christmas cookie constructions. A basics section on doughs, toppings and decoration techniques makes this the cookie foundation every creative foodie needs.