Cum For Bigfoot


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On a weeklong outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun-filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them. Thus begins the erotic adventure of a lifetime, and an inconceivable love story between a young woman and her horny Sasquatch. "Right mix of horror and erotica" - Scarlett Jones. "If you like a skillfully developed group of characters, a descriptive setting, and a plot that actually has you rooting for the characters, you'll like this read."- Natalia Darque, author of Breeding Mom and Daughter and Breeding the Millionaire "...the abduction of the three girls by an old woman and her "son" leonard the bigfoot is treated like hostel; where the porn world meets the horror world. and it's not at all bad." - Karen Woodside, NY "I'm completely hooked on this series." - Katie Cramer, author of What Money Can Buy and Loving The Alien (Sci-Fi Tentacle Sex Erotica) (Quick and Dirty Reads)




Cum For Bigfoot


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Kidnapped by horny, ape-like creatures in Mt. Hood National Forest, Porsche, Shelly, and Leslie find themselves in a lusty situation, as a tribe of Bigfoots use their willing, nubile bodies to satisfy their monster cocks. How can Porsche leave all of this behind and return to civilization? When she's in the arms of her Sasquatch, warm and snuggly in his matted fur, the only thoughts going through her mind are of utter bliss. But challenges abound for the star-crossed lovers, including Leonard's head injury, a devastating wildfire, and a sexy forest ranger named Mike. Will these obstacles shatter the growing love between an ape and its mate or will true love triumph? "The 'Bigfoot' series delivers a great buzz - characters to care about, an interesting plot with story arcs that extend over a couple of books, and down & dirty ape lovin'!" - MaryJaneZigZag, Wild Rose Country, CANADA "The idea behind Cum For Bigfoot and the rest of Virginia Wade's Monster Sex books are out there, they are obviously meant for fun and they deliver.This, as well as the others, is well-written engaging from beginning to end fun." - Michelle, The United States "What a scream this book was. I'm going to pick up the sequels too. I enjoyed Virginia Wade's paranormal story "The Demon In Alice" so I was expecting something unusual here. I never thought I'd enjoy Bigfoot sex in a million years but this is so well-written and just plain crazy that I couldn't help myself. I loved it." - interloper, UK "What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Persian Rug? The male protagonist in this book of course! Shaggy, but well equipped, Leonard has the equipment to make the teenage nympho Porsche squeal with delight." - Natalia Darque, author of Forced to Watch: The Breeding of My Wife and Blackmailed and Bred by Her Boss




Bigfoot and Other Legendary Creatures


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Explores the myths and scientific inquiries surrounding repeated sightings of such legendary creatures as the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, and the Yeti.




Boffing Bigfoot


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Warning: ADULTS ONLY! This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk! A WORLD IN NEED When the military recruits Amy Rush, a nymphomaniac who craves fulfillment, to seduce and sleep with extraterrestrials in order to acquire their technologies, they know they're getting more than they bargained for. A WOMAN WHO NEEDS IT Amy loves the planet (hey, she's loved a lot of the people on the planet) so she's excited to try and help save the world, and if it means she gets laid by Bigfoot, she's willing to take one for the team. Or take two. Or three. Or, well, however much Bigfoot is willing to give. Of course when it comes to Bigfoot, his feet aren't the only big appendages. This short story clocks in around 4900 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free.




Donations to Clarity


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The plan was simple: hoax bigfoot, then sell tours to bigfoot enthusiasts. The plan wasn't brilliant, and neither were Harry, Earl, and Patch. The three chemical-abusing friends only wanted to avoid the 9 to 5 rat race, but their antics attract the attention of a real bigfoot. When the misogynistic Earl is mistaken for a female bigfoot by the nearsighted creature and captured; it is just the beginning of their problems. The U.S. Government has a plan to naturalize the mythical creatures living within the U.S. borders. The problem is the plan needs to be carried out carefully. You can't just drop little green men and Sasquatch in the middle of Walmart without warning Ma and Pa Taxpayer. The naturalization program is not ready to be set into motion, and the rogue bigfoot is bringing too much attention to itself, including a feisty investigative reporter who uncovers the truth of the government conspiracy and two bigfoot researchers. No longer able to contain the situation, government agents are tasked with eliminating the bigfoot and all witnesses. Between bong hits and water balloon fights, Harry and Patch come up with a plan to save Earl and the lovestruck bigfoot. Where do you hide a giant, mythical creature? In an insane asylum, because who is going to listen to them? Along the way, the three friends learn Star Wars was a government training film for children, the truth behind Elvis meeting President Nixon, and the significance of the weight of the human turd.




Devolution


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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The #1 New York Times bestselling author of World War Z is back with “the Bigfoot thriller you didn’t know you needed in your life, and one of the greatest horror novels I’ve ever read” (Blake Crouch, author of Dark Matter and Recursion). FINALIST FOR THE LOCUS AWARD As the ash and chaos from Mount Rainier’s eruption swirled and finally settled, the story of the Greenloop massacre has passed unnoticed, unexamined . . . until now. The journals of resident Kate Holland, recovered from the town’s bloody wreckage, capture a tale too harrowing—and too earth-shattering in its implications—to be forgotten. In these pages, Max Brooks brings Kate’s extraordinary account to light for the first time, faithfully reproducing her words alongside his own extensive investigations into the massacre and the legendary beasts behind it. Kate’s is a tale of unexpected strength and resilience, of humanity’s defiance in the face of a terrible predator’s gaze, and, inevitably, of savagery and death. Yet it is also far more than that. Because if what Kate Holland saw in those days is real, then we must accept the impossible. We must accept that the creature known as Bigfoot walks among us—and that it is a beast of terrible strength and ferocity. Part survival narrative, part bloody horror tale, part scientific journey into the boundaries between truth and fiction, this is a Bigfoot story as only Max Brooks could chronicle it—and like none you’ve ever read before. Praise for Devolution “Delightful . . . [A] tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.”—Kirkus Reviews (starred review) “The story is told in such a compelling manner that horror fans will want to believe and, perhaps, take the warning to heart.”—Booklist (starred review)




Dark Woods


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One of America's premier outdoor writers delivers a fascinating debut novel. When hunters report they've wounded a strange--and big--animal, Deputy Frank Vaughan goes in search of it. But the only thing more terrifying than what he's hunting is what is hunting him. Original.




Hungry Heart


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Previously listed (and titled "The F Word") in the Spring/Summer 2013 Hotlist. Back orders are holding. From bad blind dates to modern childbirth to handling her six-year-old daughter's use of the f-word -fat - for the first time, Jennifer Weiner goes there, with the wit and candor that have endeared her to readers all over the world. Print run 250,000.




Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend


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Everything changes for a teenaged girl with a perfectly controlled life when she falls for the hot new first-ever interspecies transfer student, a pterodactyl named Pyke.




One for the Books


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One of America’s leading humorists and author of the bestseller Closing Time examines his own obsession with books Joe Queenan became a voracious reader as a means of escape from a joyless childhood in a Philadelphia housing project. In the years since then he has dedicated himself to an assortment of idiosyncratic reading challenges: spending a year reading only short books, spending a year reading books he always suspected he would hate, spending a year reading books he picked with his eyes closed. In One for the Books, Queenan tries to come to terms with his own eccentric reading style—how many more books will he have time to read in his lifetime? Why does he refuse to read books hailed by reviewers as “astonishing”? Why does he refuse to lend out books? Will he ever buy an e-book? Why does he habitually read thirty to forty books simultaneously? Why are there so many people to whom the above questions do not even matter—and what do they read? Acerbically funny yet passionate and oddly affectionate, One for the Books is a reading experience that true book lovers will find unforgettable.