Delete That


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A candid and irreverent look at the ridiculous ways we all try to make ourselves look better online—from a popular standup and internet comedian whose videos have been viewed over one billion times. “John is one of my top-three all-time favorite comedians, next to me and Foxworthy. Buy this book—you’ll be glad you did.”—Larry the Cable Guy John Crist wasn’t always recognizable as “the guy from that hilarious video in the grocery store.” Growing up part of a homeschool family of ten in rural Georgia with Mennonite grandparents and a high-school job at Chick-fil-A, he was an unlikely candidate for internet fame. Despite all that, or perhaps because of it, Crist passionately pursued his dream of stand-up comedy. In his first book, Crist offers heartfelt, laugh-out-loud observations on the absurd ways we all try to make ourselves look better online: like how we all post filtered pictures of our super healthy kale salads but somehow neglect to post about our 1 A.M. Uber Eats Big Mac. Or how quick we all are to post our “I Voted” sticker pictures but fail to post about the ways we vote with our dollars every day in ways that don’t align with our loudly and publicly espoused values. With self-deprecating wit, Crist chronicles his meteoric rise as an online and stand-up comedian, but he doesn’t gloss over the ways his own life choices did not align with his online image—a gap between perception and reality that eventually led to a stint in rehab. In Delete That, Crist takes responsibility for his actions, offers some reflections on how to do better, and encourages us all to stop capitulating to the fear of “But what will they think?!” Instead, this book offers a bold invitation to stop curating life and start living it . . . one Nickelback concert at a time.




Delete


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The hazards of perfect memory in the digital age Delete looks at the surprising phenomenon of perfect remembering in the digital age, and reveals why we must reintroduce our capacity to forget. Digital technology empowers us as never before, yet it has unforeseen consequences as well. Potentially humiliating content on Facebook is enshrined in cyberspace for future employers to see. Google remembers everything we've searched for and when. The digital realm remembers what is sometimes better forgotten, and this has profound implications for us all. In Delete, Viktor Mayer-Schönberger traces the important role that forgetting has played throughout human history, from the ability to make sound decisions unencumbered by the past to the possibility of second chances. The written word made it possible for humans to remember across generations and time, yet now digital technology and global networks are overriding our natural ability to forget—the past is ever present, ready to be called up at the click of a mouse. Mayer-Schönberger examines the technology that's facilitating the end of forgetting—digitization, cheap storage and easy retrieval, global access, and increasingly powerful software—and describes the dangers of everlasting digital memory, whether it's outdated information taken out of context or compromising photos the Web won't let us forget. He explains why information privacy rights and other fixes can't help us, and proposes an ingeniously simple solution—expiration dates on information—that may. Delete is an eye-opening book that will help us remember how to forget in the digital age.




Delete Stress and Pain on the Spot!


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Kam Yuen calls it THE SCIENCE of IMMEDIATE RESULTS You will call it the BEST THING that has happened to you! If you're one of the hundred million Americans who wake up each morning knowing you'll have to struggle just to make it through another day, most likely your one wish is "TO HAVE MY LIFE BACK." The authors of this extraordinary book, Delete Pain and Stress on the Spot explain the groundbreaking Yuen Method, which ensures that you not only "can," but "will" enjoy such a life again and you need do nothing complex or miraculous to attain it. This isn't just another marketing ploy using catchy phrases and promising to change your life. Dr. Yuen and Marnie Greenberg have successfully deleted chronic pain, stress and illness on the spot in live demonstrations, on television and radio shows, at seminars, over the phone and on the internet for hundreds of thousands of people spanning the globe and have effectively taught the Yuen Method to thousands of others who have become certified practitioners and instructors in thirty countries. The results speak for themselves. THIS IS ALL ABOUT YOU THIS IS YOUR TIME THIS STUFF IS REALLY HAPPENING For readers who have given up seeking a complete and permanent resolution of their problem, who have been forced to rely on coping and managing their pain/stress, this book will be a seriously mind-opening experience. When you follow the step-by-step program in Delete Pain and Stress on the Spot, you'll discover how the impossible will seem commonplace. You will learn: How to permanently and completely delete your PAIN, STRESS, ILLNESS and LIFE PROBLEMS, including FINANCES and RELATIONSHIPS on the spot for yourself and others The reason any problem in your life persists is because your conscious mind is unaware of the true causes that brought about the problem in the first place How to access your other levels of consciousness to determine which specific underlying weaknesses are the true causes/reasons/sources of your problem How to delete these specific underlying weaknesses once they are found, on the spot, much as you delete unwanted e-mails If you're experiencing stress or pain, don't pass up this landmark book! Scroll up and grab a copy today




Ctrl Alt Delete


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A game-changing book that outlines the ways in which technology has transformed how brands and businesses innovate and connect with consumers: "An indispensable read for a time when so much is in transition" (Arianna Huffington). The DNA of business has changed. Forever. You can blame technology, smartphones, social media, online shopping and everything else, but nothingchanges this reality: we are in a moment of business purgatory. So, what are you going to do about it? Mitch Joel, one of the world's leading experts in new media, warns that the time has come to CTRL ALT DELETE. To reboot and to start re-building your business model. If you don't, Joel warns, not only will your company begin to slide backwards, but you may find yourself unemployable within five years. That's a very strong warning, but in his new book, CTRL ALT DELETE, Joel explains the convergence of five key movements that have changed business forever. The movements have already taken place, but few businesses have acted on them. He outlines what you need to know to adapt right now. He also points to the seven triggers that will help you take advantage of these game-changing factors to keep you employable as this new world of business unfolds. Along the way, Joel introduces his novel concept of "squiggle" which explains how you can learn to adapt your personal approach to your career, as new technology becomes the norm. In short, this is not a book about "change management" but rather a book about "changing both you AND your business model."




When in Doubt, Delete It!


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What if you applied proofreader marks to life? When In Doubt, Delete It! focuses on five marks - delete, insert, move, begin and stet. These 36 Life Edits encourage women to delete the negative; insert ideas to help you grow; begin adding new experiences and move toward opportunities while remaining true to your authentic self.




Unlock Windows Speech Recognition


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Many owners of Microsoft Operating Systems Vista to Windows 10 are completely unaware of Microsoft Windows Speech Recognition.This is a free application on each of these operating systems. Many of those who have attempted to use this have given up because they did not have any understandable tutorial to guide them. This book introduces Windows Speech Recognition and provides a step by step tutorial on how to use it. Plus it includes additional FREE applications and other reference materials.







Eat Delete


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Want to lose seven kilos in a month? Would you like to get that bikini bod in four weeks flat? Or do you want a ten-day solution to a sexier you? If you believe that weight loss is a race against time and a screeching, gasping sprint to the finish line, it is better you don't read this book. There is no such thing as a 'quick fix' for weight loss. The key to a hotter you is to take it easy, really listen to your body, and make measured and sustainable nutritional and lifestyle changes. The starting point of any weight-loss programme doesn't begin with what's on your plate, it begins with what's in your mind. Nutritionist to the stars Pooja Makhija gives you a combined mind-body holistic solution, a convenient, easy-to-use reference. So you can be in the best shape of your life. Every day from now on.




Federal Register


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Enter Sandwich


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Oh, aging rockers. We've all seen them struggle to get along and cope with life. Maybe they just need to sit around a backyard picnic table, share a vegan feast, and talk about their feelings. After all, to live is to stir fry. Automne Zingg, genius mastermind behind Comfort Eating with Nick Cave and Defensive Eating with Morrissey is back with hilarious illustrations of the band's revolving cast eating their feelings and expressing their enthusiasm for food, but in a tough and intense way. "Yeahms!" sings James, riffing on a giant yam. Zingg's work is coupled with the inventive and flavorful recipes of chef and queercore punk musician, Joshua Ploeg. Written in lyrical form, the recipes parody 40 of the most quintessential tunes. Crank up the volume while concocting plant-based recipes like Master of Nuggets, Pie of the Beholder, an All Nightmare Footlong, or maybe just a little stock. So let it be eaten. (Just don't try to illegally download this book.)