Diary of a Farting Ghast


Book Description

Why does a ghast have such farting problems? Read this book to find out how a Minecraft ghast learned about his farting issues and what he did about them. Learn about how his friends reacted to his stink and what he did when he met the dreaded Herobrine. This hilarious diary is great for fans of Minecraft and anyone interested in farts. I guarantee it! Makes a great gift, too...




Farting Magical Creatures: A Coloring Book


Book Description

This coloring book contains twenty-four delightful images of magical creatures passing gas. Each picture is accompanied by a "fact" related to the creature and its gas. Some of the creatures included: unicorn, mermaid, dragon, leprechaun, Cerberus, fairy, gnome, troll, Loch Ness Monster, centaur, and more.




Monster Farts Coloring Book


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Monster farts are ... well .. monstrous! And, maybe a little embarrassing. Find out for yourself in this detailed, amazing, unconventional, astounding, and epic farting monster coloring book! Monsters caught in the act of blasting a fart include: zombie bigfoot wendigo chupacabra alien ghost and many more! Be sure to share your finished works of art on Instagram using #monsterfarts Scroll up and grab your copy now!




Super Cute Farting Animals Coloring Book


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Two questions: 1. Do you love cute animals? 2. Do you love to color? If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, then you will enjoy this ridiculous and fun coloring book featuring your favorite super cute animals and their precious farts. Kids of all ages will giggle as they color pictures of: piglets hedgehogs baby squirrels ducklings bear cubs kittens sloths and more! Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh. This book makes a perfect gift for children with discerning tastes, will be a hit at the annual white elephant gift exchange, and is sure to put a smile on the face of all but the most legendary curmudgeons. Enjoy! And, if you like this book, be sure to check out the FARTING MAGICAL CREATURES COLORING BOOK and the FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK!!!!!!!!




Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book


Book Description

There is no doubt, farts are funny! And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense! This funny coloring book is the sequel to the best-selling FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, because ... why not? This makes a great gift for kids, a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift. But, wait... there's more!!!! Each coloring page comes with an amazing fact about each magical creature and its farts. Yeah, really! So, grab your copy ASAP.




Diary of a Farting Villager


Book Description

Ten-year-old villager Bartholomew Johnson is cursed, and so are the people around him. Why? He was born that way. You see, young Bart Johnson suffers from excess, uncontrollable fart gas, and his diet of dried kelp and mushroom stew is not helping matters. All of his friends except one, the loyal Stan Leaf, have abandoned him. They laugh at him and make jokes. Josh, the bully, loves to pick on him and make up mean nicknames. His teachers make him sit inside a glass cube during class to prevent his fart gas from disrupting the learning of the other students. His life is sad. But, when his fourth grade field trip is announced, will he finally discover a place where he can fart in peace? Read the Diary of a Farting Villager to find out how young Bart learns to accept himself for who he is and make the most of his ... talents.




Books for Kids: Diary of a Farting Kid 2


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A Hilarious fantasy for Minecrafting kids who love Farts! Have you ever been in a situation where you shouldn't fart? Join myself and Steve in our private confessions of a serial farter. Discover how we hide them (in Minecraft)! Warning: Success not guaranteed for YOU!Please leave a comment if you want to, and subscribe at the end of the book for more updates!Leave your suggestions in the comments below. JOIN THE FART ARMY! =DWhat have you got to lose now if you fart a lot like I do?




Diary of a Farting Creeper


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$9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)




Book for Kids: Diary of a Farting Kid


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Jerry's stomach causes a scene during his first date with his dream girl.His farts are hurting his relationship.He gets a strange gassy outburst and even pisses off his friends. Of course, Jerry knows that this means trouble...How can Jerry handle his farts from getting him into troubles?Take a peek at what is really going on in this minecraft farting kid's life and how he overcomes his gassy problem.Can Jerry turn his fart into a deadly weapon or his butt will say otherwise?Ready to laugh your butt off?




Diary of a Farting Kid - Cathy Rules


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Diary Of A Farting Kid - Cathy Rules Can Steve and his older sister Cathy find a way to get along? Steve and his older sister Cathy have never truly gotten along. To Steve Cathy is just a bully whereas to Cathy Steve is a dork who farts too much. However when the Geller family goes though some unexpected trauma can Steve and Cathy come closer together as brother and sister? ACT NOW! Click the orange BUY button at the top of this page! Soon, you will be reading Diary Of A Farting Kid - Cathy Rules from the comfort of your own home!