Diary of a Farting Steve


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What do you get when you mix Minecraft and a Christmas Party with just too much to eat? Out of control Fart-Powers, that's what! Minecraft legend Steve realizes this too late when he attends the annual Christmas Party of his village. When he eats way too much, he suddenly develops a strange Fart-Power. He can't stop passing gas, but the gas works as a new source for materials to craft! This amazing power is wonderful at first, but Steve will soon come into conflict with his nasty Town Nitwit Bolo. Once Bolo gains fart-powers of his own, Steve must stop him from destroying everything and causing the fart-apocalypse! It's an all-out fart-war, and Steve will soon realize that with great farts, comes even greater farts! GET YOUR COPY NOW!




Stinky Steve: Book One - a Minecraft Mishap


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DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY? See what happens in the wonderful world of Minecraft when Steve can't stop farting. Are the Creepers and zombies terrified - or attracted - to Steve's toxic smell? Can Steve find a way to overcome his flatulent issue, or will it get the best of him in the end? Find out in this fun new superhero series by PT Evans and Illustrated by Jake Tashjian.Purchase both Stinky Steve 1 and 2 today for under $10!




Diary of a Farting Kid


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Diary Of A Farting Kid - A Parody In Cartoons Steve Geller has a farting problem. How will he handle it? Steve is a little new to this diary writing stuff but he thought he'd give it a try. His sister gave him the diary because, in her words, "...you don't have any friends and diaries can be your best friend." But Steve is a nice guy with a good personality, why doesn't he have any friends? The truth is that he has a problem ... He Farts He farts often and loudly. This diary is a compilation of his attempts to get through the day and find a friend. Will he be successful? Get this book now and find out! ACT NOW! Click the orange BUY button at the top of this page! Soon, you will be reading Diary Of A Farting Kid - A Parody In Cartoons from the comfort of your own home!




Diary of a Farting Creeper


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$9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)




Diary of a Farting Kid - Cathy Rules


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Diary Of A Farting Kid - Cathy Rules Can Steve and his older sister Cathy find a way to get along? Steve and his older sister Cathy have never truly gotten along. To Steve Cathy is just a bully whereas to Cathy Steve is a dork who farts too much. However when the Geller family goes though some unexpected trauma can Steve and Cathy come closer together as brother and sister? ACT NOW! Click the orange BUY button at the top of this page! Soon, you will be reading Diary Of A Farting Kid - Cathy Rules from the comfort of your own home!




Opium Fiend


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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A renowned authority on the secret world of opium recounts his descent into ruinous obsession with one of the world’s oldest and most seductive drugs, in this harrowing memoir of addiction and recovery. A natural-born collector with a nose for exotic adventure, San Diego–born Steven Martin followed his bliss to Southeast Asia, where he found work as a freelance journalist. While researching an article about the vanishing culture of opium smoking, he was inspired to begin collecting rare nineteenth-century opium-smoking equipment. Over time, he amassed a valuable assortment of exquisite pipes, antique lamps, and other opium-related accessories—and began putting it all to use by smoking an extremely potent form of the drug called chandu. But what started out as recreational use grew into a thirty-pipe-a-day habit that consumed Martin’s every waking hour, left him incapable of work, and exacted a frightful physical and financial toll. In passages that will send a chill up the spine of anyone who has ever lived in the shadow of substance abuse, Martin chronicles his efforts to control and then conquer his addiction—from quitting cold turkey to taking “the cure” at a Buddhist monastery in the Thai countryside. At once a powerful personal story and a fascinating historical survey, Opium Fiend brims with anecdotes and lore surrounding the drug that some have called the methamphetamine of the nineteenth-century. It recalls the heyday of opium smoking in the United States and Europe and takes us inside the befogged opium dens of China, Thailand, Vietnam, and Laos. The drug’s beguiling effects are described in vivid detail—as are the excruciating pains of withdrawal—and there are intoxicating tales of pipes shared with an eclectic collection of opium aficionados, from Dutch dilettantes to hard-core addicts to world-weary foreign correspondents. A compelling tale of one man’s transformation from respected scholar to hapless drug slave, Opium Fiend puts us under opium’s spell alongside its protagonist, allowing contemporary readers to experience anew the insidious allure of a diabolical vice that the world has all but forgotten.




The Lightning Fart: a Parody of the Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book 1)


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Meet Percy Stinkson. He's just a normal kid, trying to have fun and make it through school doing as little homework as possible....until he finds out he's the son of a Greek god! And Percy's father isn't just any Greek god. He's Pooseidon, God of Farts!Percy's life is totally transformed as he travels to Camp Half-Wit, where he's trained to use his special farting powers. He's going to need these powers, because he soon learns it's up to him to save the universe by going on a quest to find Zeus's stolen iPhone!It'll be a dangerous quest, but Percy will have company: Grover, a weird kid who thinks he's a half-goat, and Annabeth, a super-hot girl who unfortunately doesn't want to date Percy. Yet.There'll be loads of action and and tons of smelly farts as Percy's quest proceeds to its exciting conclusion: a showdown in the Underworld with Hades himself!The odds might be against Percy, but don't give up hope, because he'll have the ultimate weapon at his disposal: The Lightning Fart!Can a fart really save the universe?Find out...in this hilarious parody of the Percy Jackson books, THE LIGHTNING FART!




My Side of the Mountain


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"Should appeal to all rugged individualists who dream of escape to the forest."—The New York Times Book Review Sam Gribley is terribly unhappy living in New York City with his family, so he runs away to the Catskill Mountains to live in the woods—all by himself. With only a penknife, a ball of cord, forty dollars, and some flint and steel, he intends to survive on his own. Sam learns about courage, danger, and independence during his year in the wilderness, a year that changes his life forever. “An extraordinary book . . . It will be read year after year.” —The Horn Book




Stinky Steve: Book Two- a Minecraft Superhero


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DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE SUPERHEROES? DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY? Minecraft Steve learns to harness his flatulence problem to help other Steves in their fight against zombies, Creepers, and spider jockeys, turning Stinky Steve into Super Steve! The first Minecraft Superhero! But is there a new arch-villain right around the corner?Purchase both Stinky Steve Books 1 and 2 for under $10 today!




Diary of a Spider Chicken: (an Unofficial Minecraft Book)


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Spider Chicken dominates, but what is he? A spider chicken should not exist in the realms of Minecraft. I mean, just saying the words "spider chicken" sounds wrong. But, because of a mad scientist villager intent on creating chimera mobs, he does exist. And, he is determined to escape from his demented creator. Read the complete Diary of a Spider Chicken series to find out how the spider chicken came to be and what he plans to do about it.