DICKHEAD - Swear Word Coloring Books


Book Description

Are you looking for a hilarious hen party gift, white elephant gift, or funny gag birthday present? Then Look no further than this so rude DICKHEAD coloring book for adults! This has hyper details hand drawing 25 sweary word pages that is totally obnoxious, but also hilarious in designs to help you color away any stress you may have. These are featured all ridiculously rude words you can think of from Cunt to Fuck, also rare words you may not think of like Beef curtain or Blue Waffle! Fan of the curse, offensive and swear words, this coloring book is a must-have for your collection! Product Details Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Perfect for all coloring mediums Large format 8.5"x11.0" (22x28cm) pages This swearing coloring book for adults is absolutely perfect for chilling and relaxing at-home activity for open-minded people. It is a great for adults who like coloring books with hysterically awful content. SCROLL UP AND GRAB YOUR BOOK TODAY!




Greetings, Asshole!


Book Description

Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!




Dear Asshole


Book Description

Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!




Potty Mouth Food


Book Description

This hilarious book has 30 single sided pages of swearing foods to color featuring adorable, foul mouthed cakes, strawberries, chips & queso, meatballs, raisins, pizza, butter, waffles, donuts, watermelons, pies, croissants, peanuts, cookies, pickles, peaches, carrots, corn, kiwis, yams, salt, pears, tacos, mushrooms, peas, coffee, cheese, soy sauce, cupcakes, and muffins! These cute, cussing cuisines are sure to bring a smile to anyone with a twisted sense of humor and a great present for adults who cuss like a sailor! This funny adult coloring book is a great way to relax and makes the perfect novelty gift for grownups who have filthy mouths!




Curse and Color


Book Description

25 Unique Hand-Drawn Designs to Color Variety of hilarious hand-drawn designs perfect for coloring Each coloring page is printed on a separate page to prevent bleed through Swear words are decorated with floral motifs, animals, and abstract patterns Swear and de-stress in a fun and relaxing way Get a digital PDF edition and print your favorite designs multiple times All designs are perfect for different skill levels Did you have a bad day? Did your boss get on your nerves again? Are your kids acting up way past their bedtime? Being a responsible adult, you cannot say all the words that are going through your mind now. But what if I told you that one book and a set of coloring pencils could change all of the mess into fun sweary adventure? Thanks to "Curse and Color", you can unleash all those swear words you have locked up inside you but cannot say aloud. Why fret at home or sulk in a corner, just grab your markers and embark on a coloring adventure with a little bit of naughty twist! Time to Have Non-Stop Fun With The Most Talked About Swear Word Coloring Book! In this book, you will get some of the most creative and inappropriate swear words and dirty insults you could ever imagine with stunning designs that match them. Inside this book: Unique swear word designs to color Each design on a separate page Pages are 8 x 10 in White paper that will make your coloring look great Includes a digital edition for unlimited printing This book will provide you with a variety of designs to color for every swearing occasion and you are treated to a digital edition for printing extra copies! Just a few dollars buys you hours of peace and calm and they are sure to uplift your spirits! Take a sneak peek into the swear words and dirty insults inside: 1. Attention Whore 2. Fuck a Duck 3. Asshole 4. Cuntface 5. Cock and balls 6. Bastard 7. Batshit crazy 8. Bitch 9. Bullshit 10. I Fucking Love Coloring 11. Curse and Color 12. Dickhead 13. Zero Fucks Given 14. Douche Bag 15. Dickmidget 16. Fuck 17. Moron 18. Dipshitidiot 19. Piss off 20. Fuckerpalooza 21. Fuck this shit 22. Calm your tits 23. Motherfucker 24. Shitballs 25. Shitfaced So, grab your coloring pencils, markers or crayons from the drawer and start coloring the swear word that feel like yelling out right now! Copies are selling like hot cakes...do not forget to grab yours NOW. Please note: this book is an adult coloring book only. We recommend you to keep your children away even if they think the designs are adorable.




Have a Nice Life Asshole


Book Description

Revenge is a dish best served cold, but sometimes you can't wait that long. 50 unique hand curated best breakup insults to color * An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book* Illustrations ranging from beginner to advance* Mandalas, swear words and patterns for adults* Stress relieving project* Each Swear word and insults are designed with flowers, animals, and patterns * Each Coloring Page is designed for fun, humor and relaxation * The variety of pages for every skill level * Your choice of coloring tool can be used (pens, pencils, markers, crayons etc) * Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through * It's called a breakup because it is broken.TAGS: sweary words coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary book, swearing adult coloring book, swearing coloring book , swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, cats, dogs, kittens, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Swear Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring




Breakup Swear Words


Book Description

The aftermath following a bad relationship break up can be an emotional time. Coloring swear words and colorful sayings could tremendously help with the healing process. In addition, completing various in-book activity sheets can also help a person embrace and let go of what once was. BreakUp Swear Words is a coloring & activity book ? coupled with a bit of humor and positive self-talk, that opens up greater possibilities for faster healing.




Adult Coloring Books


Book Description

Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing




Famous Swearing: Sweary Quotes from Big Assholes in Blockbuster Movies...


Book Description

"Did you F*CK my wife?" - Swear the BIG ASSHOLE Way...Famous Swearing Features Swearing Quotes from Big Assholes in Blockbuster Movies. 25 hilarious Swearing Quotes perfectly mingled with cute animals and beautiful flowers Each coloring page is designed for fun, relaxation, and anti-stress therapy Use the tools of your choice: markers, pencils, pens, crayons... The variety of pages ensure there is something for every skill level Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Special, One Time Promotion for Only $5.25 instead of $12.99 Look Inside to check out this unbelievable Adult Coloring Book now...




The Vulgar Offensive Very Adult Coloring Book


Book Description

Are you easily offended? Then exit immediately! This book is full of the filthiest swear words imaginable. If you curse like a sailor and don't give two f*cks about what people think, this book is perfect for you! The book has 30 different pages to cover. The pages are single sided so you can easily use markers and gel pens.