Author : Vincent A Watson
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 18,36 MB
Release : 2023-07-14
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN :
"Don't Bump the Giraffe Knee", is a silly book about all the things you can do under a giraffe. For example, did you know that you can do cartwheels or even ski while under a giraffe. Open the book to see all that you can do, but please don't bump the giraffe knee.
Author : Mary Jordan Nixon
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 46,85 MB
Release : 2012-08-24
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781475943368
Miranda Blights fall into brokenness and her bizarre struggle to rise again the humor and romance are as riveting as the suspense Miranda Blights life is falling apart: her husbands a jerk, her handcrafted dolls dont sell, her body rebels. Following surgery, she butts heads with Mrs. Vic, her former evil nursing instructor, who continues to boss and manipulate, despite paralysis. Pain and post-op drugs befuddle Miranda; she cannot escape Mrs. Vics diabolical schemes to catch the womans son-in-law, who may have killed his wife. The further Miranda falls into the secrets and dangers of Mrs. Vics life, the more she is challenged by quirky evidence, odd weapons and a confusing, handcontrolled wheelchair van; when Miranda is forced to drive this vehicle to the ends of Mrs. Vics insane world, her own life splits wide open.
Author : Shel Silverstein
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 38,41 MB
Release : 1964-11-04
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780060256555
If you had a giraffe and he stretched another half … you would have a giraffe and a half. And if you glued a rose to the tip of his nose … And … if he put on a shoe and then stepped in some glue … And if he used a chair to comb his hair … And so it goes until … but that would be telling. Children will be kept in stitches until the very end, when the situation is resolved in the most riotous way possible. Shel Silverstein’s incomparable line drawings add to the hilarity of his wildly funny rhymes.
Author : Giles Andreae
Publisher : Franklin Watts
Page : pages
File Size : 21,88 MB
Release : 2005-12-31
Category :
ISBN : 9781846160950
The bestselling Giraffes Can't Dance is now a board book Giraffes Can't Dance is a touching tale of Gerald the giraffe, who wants nothing more than to dance. With crooked knees and thin legs, it's harder for a giraffe than you would think. Gerald is finally able to dance to his own tune when he gets some encouraging words from an unlikely friend. With light-footed rhymes and high-stepping illustrations, this tale is gentle inspiration for every child with dreams of greatness.
Author : , Robin And The Giant, Robin MacBlane, Larry Whitler
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 574 pages
File Size : 44,85 MB
Release : 2007-03-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 141161545X
56 short stories for children and other deep thinkers! These stories were written by Robin And The Giant (also known as Robin MacBlane and Larry Whitler) for their children's radio program.
Author : Sean Beaudoin
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Page : 174 pages
File Size : 22,30 MB
Release : 2011-02-01
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 031612222X
He's come to do a job. A job that involves a body. A body wrapped in duct tape found hanging from the goal posts at the end of the football field. You Killed Wesley Payne is a truly original and darkly hilarious update of classic pulp-noir, in which hard-boiled seventeen year-old Dalton Rev transfers to the mean hallways of Salt River High to take on the toughest case of his life. The question isn't whether Dalton's going to get paid. He always gets paid. Or whether he's gonna get the girl. He always (sometimes) gets the girl. The real question is whether Dalton Rev can outwit crooked cops and killer cliques in time to solve the mystery of "The Body" before it solves him. Sean Beaudoin (Going Nowhere Faster, Fade to Blue) evokes the distinctive voices of legendary crime/noir authors Dashiell Hammett and Jim Thompson with a little bit of Mean Girls and Heathers thrown in for good measure. It'll tease you, please you, and never ever leave you. Actually, that's not true. It's only a book. One that's going to suck you in, spit you out, and make you shake hands with the devil. Probably.
Author : Shel Silverstein
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 15,12 MB
Release : 2001-10-09
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780066236179
Last night while I lay thinking here Some Whatifs crawled inside my ear And pranced and partied all night long And sang their same old Whatif song: Whatif I flunk that test? Whatif green hair grows on my chest? Whatif nobody likes me? Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?... To celebrate its 20th anniversary, Shel Silverstein's A Light in the Attic is now available in a special edition containing the classic hardcover book and a CD of highlights from his Grammy Award-winning album. Here in the attic of Shel Silverstein you will find Backward Bill, Sour Face Ann, the Meehoo with an Exactlywatt, and the Polar Bear in the Frigidaire. You will talk with Broiled Face, and find out what happens when Somebody steals your knees, you get caught by the Quick-Digesting Gink, a Mountain snores, and They Put a Brassiere on the Camel. From the creator of the beloved poetry collections Where the Sidewalk Ends and Falling Up, here is another wondrous book of poems and drawings.
Author : Parker Avrile
Publisher : Paris April Press
Page : 218 pages
File Size : 41,24 MB
Release : 2023-01-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN :
A second chance with the rockstar who got away... A lonely billionaire seeks his perfect match-- only to be paired with a famous rockstar who just happens to be the billionaire's former high school crush. Is this a second chance at love? Or has the famous Assured Elites gay celebrity matchmaking service gone completely wackadoo? One drunken kiss is not enough to be sure. As long as the Assured Elites matchmaking service rules the Big Apple, no hot gay celebrity can remain unpaired. The standalone novels in the Assured Elites gay romance series can be enjoyed in any order: ♥A Fiercer Heat ♥A Higher Flame ♥A Hotter Fire ♥Flaming ♥Blazing Favorite Keywords and Themes: Gay romance, mm romance, billionaire, second chance romance, rock star, Assured Elites, gay celebrity romance, matchmaking romance, happily ever after. LGBTQ+ love, dating, and relationships.
Author : Jostein Gaarder
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Page : 735 pages
File Size : 31,12 MB
Release : 2007-03-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1466804270
A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print. One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning—but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.
Author : E. B. White
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 13,39 MB
Release : 2015-03-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0062406787
Don’t miss one of America’s top 100 most-loved novels, selected by PBS’s The Great American Read. This beloved book by E. B. White, author of Stuart Little and The Trumpet of the Swan, is a classic of children's literature that is "just about perfect." Illustrations in this ebook appear in vibrant full color on a full-color device and in rich black-and-white on all other devices. Some Pig. Humble. Radiant. These are the words in Charlotte's Web, high up in Zuckerman's barn. Charlotte's spiderweb tells of her feelings for a little pig named Wilbur, who simply wants a friend. They also express the love of a girl named Fern, who saved Wilbur's life when he was born the runt of his litter. E. B. White's Newbery Honor Book is a tender novel of friendship, love, life, and death that will continue to be enjoyed by generations to come. It contains illustrations by Garth Williams, the acclaimed illustrator of E. B. White's Stuart Little and Laura Ingalls Wilder's Little House series, among many other books. Whether enjoyed in the classroom or for homeschooling or independent reading, Charlotte's Web is a proven favorite.
