Don't Get Mad, Get Funny!
Author : Leigh Anne Jasheway
Publisher : Whole Person Associates
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 24,98 MB
Release : 1996
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781570251191
Author : Leigh Anne Jasheway
Publisher : Whole Person Associates
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 24,98 MB
Release : 1996
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781570251191
Author : George Hayduke
Publisher : Citadel Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 28,21 MB
Release : 2001
Category : Revenge
ISBN : 9780806521411
Don't get mad, get even with 200 dirty tricks for those who are serious about getting even. Hayduke reminds that this manual is for entertainment purposes only!
Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
Page : 452 pages
File Size : 24,44 MB
Release : 2010-09-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1423141083
Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.
Author : Patricia Gaffney
Publisher : Crown
Page : 389 pages
File Size : 14,18 MB
Release : 2007-08-07
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 030740529X
The poor thing was cold and trembling, abandoned on their front doorstep. Dash, impulsive as always, decides on the spot that they should keep it. But her husband, Andrew, thinks it’s the craziest thing he’s ever heard. A fight over a scruffy little dog doesn’t seem like much of a reason to walk out on your husband of twenty years—but the spat over the puppy is just the last of many straws. Dash is so tired of the faculty parties at Mason-Dixon College that Andrew insists they attend even though he won’t mingle with his colleagues, tired of his constant fretting over illnesses he doesn’t have, tired of the glass of warm milk he must have every night before bed. Why can’t he see that with her mother gone and their daughter off at college, Dash needs something more? Now, living on her own for the first time in years, Dash can do whatever she wants . . . if only she could figure out what that is. But every time she starts making plans for the future, she finds herself thinking about the past—remembering the mother she’s lost, her daughter’s childhood, and the husband she isn’t entirely sure she wants to leave behind. . . .By turns poignant and hilarious—often on the same page—Mad Dash is a novel about the funny ways love has of catching up to us despite our most irrational efforts to leave it behind.
Author : Julia Tuffs
Publisher : Orion Children's Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 33,14 MB
Release : 2021-07-08
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781510109322
The first time, it came out of nowhere. It was a Wednesday morning. I'd been sitting in Maths, wishing that jerk-face Callum Henderson understood what it was like to have an imperfection because it might stop him from tormenting other people about theirs. Then, suddenly, I was bent over double as pain swept through my body. And a second later, Callum's smug, previously unblemished face was covered in huge red spots. So yeah. That was the first sign that I was a witch. Jessie Jones has just discovered she has powers - real powers. But can she use them to take down the toxic boys who rule her school... or is she totally hexed?
Author : Michael Vincent
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 466 pages
File Size : 12,94 MB
Release : 2007-03-27
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1411680820
After a night of heavy drinking Dan Shadrock has a one-night stand with the beautiful Lucinda Grady and believes that at last he has found his soul mate. But, Lucinda has a secret. In a life she thought was behind her, she worked as a prostitute for a pimp, Mitch Wilkins. When Mitch was imprisoned for his evil doings Lucinda managed to escape from his vile clutches and start a new life. But his release from prison triggers a chain of events that not only effect Lucinda but also some of Dan's closest friend
Author : Colin Goodwin
Publisher : eBook Partnership
Page : 165 pages
File Size : 10,33 MB
Release : 2015-08-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1910077720
As the cricket season starts, so do the shenanigans...Life is tranquil in the quintessentially English village of Throttle - until the local cricket team receives a devilish demand.When industrialist and landowner Sir Alfred Bullock is laid up, his devious son Roland, devises a get-rich-quick scheme. He gives an ultimatum to the cricket club: win a trophy by the end of the season or we take back the ground you play on and sell it for development.In a desperate attempt to win games and hold on to the pitch, the club enlists the help of a professional whose skills - to the delight of the local ladies - extend far beyond the cricket Field. Roland, together with an unscrupulous estate agent and two dodgy builders, hatches malicious plans to ensure the team loses its games. Meanwhile, village residents whose houses are devalued by being on the perimeter of the pitch take matters into their own hands to 'fix' the club's failure...Greed, scandal, tragedy and farce ensue as the cricket club fights for survival against increasingly dangerous sabotage...
Author : Gretchen McNeil
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 240 pages
File Size : 16,38 MB
Release : 2015-06-16
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 006226088X
Now streaming on Netflix and BBC iPlayer! The Breakfast Club meets Pretty Little Liars in Gretchen McNeil's sharp and thrilling sequel to Get Even. Perfect for fans of E. Lockhart, Karen M. McManus, and Maureen Johnson. The members of Don't Get Mad aren't just mad anymore . . . they're afraid. And with Margot in a coma and Bree under house arrest, it's up to Olivia and Kitty to try to catch their deadly tormentor. But just as the girls are about to go on the offensive, Ed the Head reveals a shocking secret that turns all their theories upside down. The killer could be anyone, and this time he—or she—is out for more than just revenge. The girls desperately try to discover the killer's identity as their own lives are falling apart: Donté is pulling away from Kitty and seems to be hiding a secret of his own, Bree is sequestered under the watchful eye of her mom’s bodyguard, and Olivia's mother is on an emotional downward spiral. The killer is closing in, the threats are becoming more personal, and when the police refuse to listen, the girls have no choice but to confront their anonymous “friend” . . . or die trying.
Author : Paula Wyatt Blair
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 165 pages
File Size : 35,22 MB
Release : 2010-09-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1453560483
Paula is retired from the Federal Government. She has served in the military as an officer and most recently worked for several governmental contract companies for over five years. Paula continues to keep busy as an accomplished impressionistic artist who has shown her paintings at The Lynchburg Fine Arts Center, Lynchburg, Virginia, as well as in Fairfax, Virginia, and other locations. She is a past officer and member of Toastmasters Gladiators Club and enjoys public speaking. She is a trained landscaper and avid gardener when she is not writing. She loves horses and riding as well as dogs. She earned both a Bachelor of Arts in United States History and a Master of Arts degree in Counseling from Hampton University, Hampton, Virginia. Years after completing studies at Hampton, she established the SARAH WILLIAMS BLAIR SCHOLARSHIP FUND in memory of her late mother to assist future teachers in the Department of Education at Hampton University. During 9-11, she served as a Loaned Executive for the Combined Federal Campaign (CFC) representing the Army. Under her leadership seven CFC Campaign Chairpersons, who represented seven Army agencies, raised $1.8 million dollars. Paula has traveled throughout the United States, Europe and the Far East. She loved Spain and Rome the best. This is the first of many books that she will write. Her love of people inspired her to write the articles, “Violence in the Work Place”, and “A Kinder, Gentler Military Traffic Management Command (MTMC)” during her years as a civil servant. She also gave a government contracting company its newsletter name, “HORIZON” while employed with the company. She also wrote an article for publication entitled; “Chevrolet: A Family Tradition” for a local automobile dealership’s newsletter.
Author : Allie Brosh
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 10,40 MB
Release : 2013-10-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1451666187
#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!