Don't Invite A Dinosaur To Dinner


Book Description

In this story, you'll find out just why a little girl will never invite a dinosaur to dinner again!




Never Ask a Dinosaur to Dinner


Book Description

"Originally published in the UK by Scholastic Children's Books."




Don't Invite Dinosaurs to Dinner


Book Description

Dinosaurs really are dreadful dinner guests. And at football they never win. Ballet lessons are a bust but play time is where your average dino really comes into his own... . A riotous Cretaceously proportioned romp with a delightful conclusion.




Never Ask a Dinosaur to Dinner (NE)


Book Description

Ever thought about sharing your toothbrush with a shark? Or using a tiger as a towel? Well, think again . . . This brilliantly daft, witty cautionary tale will guide you safely through the perils of dinner, bathtime and bedtime - helping you to snuggle down for a lovely sleep, free from dinosaurs, tigers and sharks.




Ask a Dinosaur


Book Description

Presents, in question-and-answer format, information and trivia about dinosaurs, including which dinosaurs were the deadliest, how well dinosaurs could swim, and if they can be brought back to life.




Never Ask a Dinosaur to Dinner


Book Description

Through a series of amusing examples, a young boy learns how to get ready for a good night's sleep--and bedtime should not include dinosaurs or sharks.




Wow, No Thank You.


Book Description

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!




Never Ask a Dragon


Book Description

Are you looking for a funny children's story to read aloud with your kids at bedtime? Join one curious youngster as he finds out about all the things that can go badly wrong if you decide to ask a DRAGON to come for tea! Never Ask A Dragon is recommended for ages 3-6 and includes: Bright, full page illustrations that kids will love. Flowing rhymes - making it ideal for reading aloud. A silly story that will have little ones giggling. Short snippets of text - suitable for beginning and early readers. Extra puzzles and activities after the story. Get the eBook for FREE on amazon.com if you buy this print book. Note: Spellings and terms in this print book are suitable for both US and British English. ======= To find other books by the author - including the Top of the Wardrobe Gang series of 17 rhyming picture books - type "Melinda Kinsman" into the Amazon search box, or go to https://topofthewardrobegang.weebly.com ======= Praise for this book by readers: "This book is hilarious! ...It's a little like Cat in the Hat, but funnier." "My two year old immediately asked to hear the story again...It's definitely a keeper!" "perfect, flowing, funny rhymes..."




Hyperbole and a Half


Book Description

#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!




Dinosaur Dinner


Book Description

What could possibly happen if you invited dinosaurs to dinner? Well, just about anything!