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Dumbass Too

Author : Jules Carlysle

Publisher :

Page : 410 pages

File Size : 16,43 MB

Release : 2016-10-09

Category :

ISBN : 9781539439929

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Attention Trump Supporters! Please take this book and beat yourselves about the head a few time... What are you thinking? This book contains a thousand reasons why Donald Trump cannot be the President...all from his own mouth. It s a study in major personality disorders. Full of lies, ignorance, contradictions, histrionics, impudence, hubris, misogyny, racisim, and then some really creepy stuff. In 2006, acclaimed political humourist Jules Carlysle published a book of troubling -- and yet somehow still hilarious -- quotes from President GW Bush called DUMBASS. It was a rollicking success in seven countries. For ten years, she has been waiting patiently for the next great bumbling orator to stagger onto the world stage, and along came Donald J. Trump. Thank you Donald....seriously...thank you. Reaching all the way back to the 1970's, this is the biggest, baddest collection of Trumpisms ever compiled. Is the book inflammatory? Sure it is! -- But only because his words are inflammatory. I am but the humble editor and archivist who records the action for entertainment purposes. Donald, if you don't want me to write about it, stop saying stupid things!



Too Stupid to Fail

Author : Dr. Stephen Crawford

Publisher : Archway Publishing

Page : 167 pages

File Size : 14,61 MB

Release : 2021-11-21

Category : Business & Economics

ISBN : 1665714786

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Too Stupid to Fail is an examination of the effects self-consciousness, doubt, and anxiety have on one’s ability to succeed and achieve their goals. By challenging and eventually overcoming these barriers, one will gain a renewed self-confidence, leading to success in both personal and professional settings.



Need a Cab?!

Author : Yarr Wauchabey

Publisher : First Edition Design Pub.

Page : 226 pages

File Size : 48,72 MB

Release : 2013-06-18

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1622873424

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In 'NEED A CAB?!, The Wild Times and Misadventures of a Newbie Cab Driver, ' join Monrovian Wuss (Money, for short), a newcomer to the profession, as he whisks and wafts you along the cab-driving journey of one escapade after another, mostly hilarious but a few precarious moments. The character-driven, quick-paced story involves colorful characters and odd, outlandish situations. At Regal Taxi, Money is tricked by cowboys into riding a wild bronco, transports a cheerleader squad not shy in revealing skin, and escorts an almost-deaf elderly lady with a voice whinier than a two ton rusty door hinge. During his employment with Yellow Taxi, he delivers a plastered air traffic controller to the airport, making him vow he'll never fly again, while on another run he questions his sanity after experiencing the effects of a ventriloquist. American Taxi offers little relief from the abnormal or weird, only this time the deviance isn't pertinent to passengers: a dispatcher calls him 'Toots' and a fellow driver has a manic reaction of clapping once, bending over and bark-laughing over anything the least bit funny. Money eventually forms his own Wild Hare Taxi--one cab, one driver--and survives even zanier characters and events: preventing his cab from being towed by a transplanted Mainer, navigating German-speaking tennis players to their destination and battling trouble-making fellow cabdrivers. Money moves to Alaska intent on driving cab in the winter and building his own wilderness cabin in the summer, wondering whether he can withstand the call of the wild over the demands of making a living in crazier circumstances. Sprinkled and layered throughout are social commentaries concerning designers and their designs, common sense and pragmatism, the fact that we all have our own demons, devils and peccadilloes, and the plain simple truth that things just aren't always as they seem. KEYWORDS - Hilarious, Funny, Cab Driver, Alaska, Taxi, Adventures, Yellow Cab, Yellow Taxi, Misadventures, Newbie



I am Sorry

Author : MD Nazmul Ahsan

Publisher : BookCountry

Page : 351 pages

File Size : 10,3 MB

Release : 2016-02-26

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1463007612

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Our inside! First layer,simple! Second layer,complex! People around the world only care about them. Most of them don't dare or try to think about something else. Is there anything else without them? Yes it is! The complex layer is about depth. We think nothing down there. It's wrong! The deepest and third layer is the simplest! Simple enough to regret,avoid and fear! But i don't regret,avoid or fear! I just want! I wanted to depict them with affection! No fancy talk,no emotion or convincing to enhance selling! I am presenting you a book of 20 short stories. They are neither good nor bad! May be two or three of them are crap! But the others......you can hate them or love them....praise them or scold the.....but the only thing you are not going to do...... is ignore them!............"I am sorry!"



Wholehearted

Author : Ronica Black

Publisher : Bold Strokes Books Inc

Page : 240 pages

File Size : 38,62 MB

Release : 2012-02-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1602826307

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Healing, respect, and empathy are what the H&S Ranch promises when helping troubled juveniles. Madison Clark hasn’t had much trouble in allowing teens to help care for her recovering horses. But then in walks Jake, a know-it-all thirteen-year-old with a smart mouth and a strong penchant for trouble. What’s worse is what’s behind him—his uptight, opinionated lawyer aunt, Grace Hollings. Madison does her best to ignore her, but focusing solely on Jake isn’t always possible. Grace Hollings is convinced nothing can help her nephew, especially Madison Clark and her feel-good horse ranch. Unfortunately, Jake’s presence there is court ordered so Grace does her best to keep an eye on him, and on Madison, who is way more than she originally gave her credit for. Her calm strength and good looks are powerful and just the tip of the iceberg, leaving Grace green with jealousy. Not just because Jake is thriving and has taken to Madison over her, but because Grace is beginning to be taken by the ranch owner as well… Wholeheartedly so



Ex's and O's

Author : Bailey Bradford

Publisher : Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)

Page : 218 pages

File Size : 35,87 MB

Release : 2011-09-19

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0857157027

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Adam Masterson paid a steep price for doing the right thing, but it might be more than worth it if he can get through tough cop Les Stanton—and if they can survive one man's plans for vengeance. All Adam Masterson tried to do was the right thing—stop a psychotic man from hurting anyone else. While he may have succeeded, he also put himself in the crosshairs of the man's wealthy father, and Adam soon finds himself battered, homeless and unemployed. When his mother is also evicted from her home, Adam packs up his car and takes Charlene, his mother, with him as he heads to Texas to plead for help from someone he isn't sure will help. When officer Les Stanton pulls over the beater car with Montana plates, he already knows who is in the vehicle. His friend Josh has been complaining about his partner, Nick, helping out the too-attractive blond from Montana. Les soon finds himself irresistibly drawn to Adam. Even his fear of Charlene can't keep him away. Now, if he can just let go of the past and learn to trust, he and Adam might have a chance-unless one wealthy man swearing vengeance destroys them both.



Director's Cut

Author : Carlyn Greenwald

Publisher : Vintage

Page : 337 pages

File Size : 39,48 MB

Release : 2024-06-11

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0593468228

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After taking a guest teaching gig, Oscar-winning Valeria Sullivan finds herself trapped in a battle of wits with her sexy co-professor, but can she keep her cool when things heat up in and out of the classroom? At twenty-nine, Valeria Sullivan is a celebrated, award-winning actress. But when her acting options start to decline and her attempt to transition to directing is complicated by a bad interview on a late night show, Val decides she’s had enough of Hollywood. Intent on pursuing a neglected passion, she pours herself into a guest professorship at USC, hoping to transition to academia fulltime. Standing in her way is her co-professor, Maeve Arko, whose brilliance and beauty is matched only by her contempt for Val. As Val rises to the challenges that teaching throws at her, though, Maeve starts to soften, and soon sparks are flying. Now with a job and a girlfriend she adores, Val should be happy. But Hollywood isn’t done with Val quite yet. Her directorial debut, Oakley in Flames, starts getting attention, and soon Val has to choose between her obligations to her class—and Maeve—and the burgeoning dream Hollywood career she may not be ready to leave behind.



In Plain Sight

Author : Hope Anika

Publisher : Hope Anika

Page : 259 pages

File Size : 16,4 MB

Release : 2018-10-25

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Once a carny, always a carny… When Fiona's estranged stepbrother calls asking for help, she's pretty sure the apocalypse has arrived. Because Max walked away from her—and the carnival they called home—years ago, and only silence has filled the decade between them. But Special Agent Max's FBI safe house has been exposed, and he's desperate for a place to stash his young murder witness. Fi is tempted to show him the door but said witness is just an innocent kid, and no matter the tangled, painful mess between them, Fiona can't bring herself to abandon a child. Unlike Fi, retired Army Ranger Rye Wilder has no problem coming to the rescue when his friend and former Ranger Max calls, especially if it means finally laying eyes on the mysterious Fiona, a woman whose image has haunted Rye since he first laid eyes on the worn photo in Max's wallet. A man with no one to call his own, Rye has never understood Max's desertion of his sister, and the opportunity to witness the reunion is too tempting to resist. Because family is precious and rare and a gift to be protected—something Rye is determined to make them both understand. But first Max has to unmask a mole. Fiona has to safeguard an innocent girl against the man hunting her. And Rye… Rye has to keep everyone alive. An intense, suspenseful romantic thriller with characters you won't forget. Keywords: romantic thriller, romantic thriller series, new romantic thriller, linda howard, Susan Stoker, Toni Anderson, Rachel Grant, Romantic suspense series, romance series mystery, romantic thriller, romantic thriller series, romantic suspense anthology, romantic suspense, mystery romance series, mystery romance, FBI romance, Barbara Freethy, FBI romantic suspense thrillers, military romance, first love romance, found family romance, lost love romance, alpha male romance, action adventure romance, romantic suspense box set, romance box set, serial killer romance, law enforcement romance, contemporary romance, contemporary romantic suspense, contemporary romantic thriller, popular romantic suspense, popular romance, new romance, new romantic suspense.



The Broker

Author : John Grisham

Publisher : Vintage

Page : 386 pages

File Size : 13,72 MB

Release : 2010-03-16

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0307575985

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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER • In his final hours in the Oval Office, the outgoing President grants a controversial last-minute pardon to Joel Backman, a notorious Washington power broker who has spent the last six years hidden away in a federal prison. What no one knows is that the President issues the pardon only after receiving enormous pressure from the CIA. It seems Backman, in his power broker heyday, may have obtained secrets that compromise the world’s most sophisticated satellite surveillance system. Backman is quietly smuggled out of the country in a military cargo plane, given a new name, a new identity, and a new home in Italy. Eventually, after he has settled into his new life, the CIA will leak his whereabouts to the Israelis, the Russians, the Chinese, and the Saudis. Then the CIA will do what it does best: sit back and watch. The question is not whether Backman will survive—there is no chance of that. The question the CIA needs answered is, who will kill him? Don’t miss John Grisham’s new book, THE EXCHANGE: AFTER THE FIRM!



Silvertroll

Author : Bill Kandiliotis

Publisher : Bill Kandiliotis

Page : 231 pages

File Size : 20,90 MB

Release : 2021-12-30

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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As a grieving parent, Nathan [The Caveman] Caves struggles to come to terms with his son Julian's death, his son's online legacy, and a malicious internet troll that has wreaked havoc on his life. Determined to drown out his heartache with vengeance, The Caveman decides to hunt down his tormentor, delving into a world of technology he'd spent a lifetime evading. Augmented reality. Artificial sentience. Cybercrime. The deeper into the dark web the caveman ventures, the steeper his learning curve grows and the further away he gets from the one person who understands his pain... ...his wife.