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Almost Everybody Farts

Author : Marty Kelley

Publisher : Union Square & Co.

Page : 31 pages

File Size : 49,29 MB

Release : 2020-02-28

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1454941480

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Book Description

Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)



Everybody Farts!

Author : Lynda White

Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing

Page : 25 pages

File Size : 31,16 MB

Release : 2009-09

Category : Flatulence

ISBN : 1608604632

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Book Description

A true life account of flatulence written in rhyme.



No One Likes a Fart

Author : Zoe Foster Blake

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 10,14 MB

Release : 2020-01-14

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1524791903

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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.



The Gas We Pass

Author : Shinta Chō

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 47,90 MB

Release : 2001

Category : Flatulence

ISBN : 9781929132157

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Book Description

Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)



Someone Farted

Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 46 pages

File Size : 15,73 MB

Release : 2018-04-17

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1481490648

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Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”



Freddie The Farting Snowman

Author : Jane Bexley

Publisher :

Page : 36 pages

File Size : 47,26 MB

Release : 2020-10-27

Category :

ISBN :

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Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list



Everyone Poops

Author : Taro Gomi

Publisher : Chronicle Books LLC

Page : 37 pages

File Size : 34,64 MB

Release : 2020-09-01

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1797203541

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Book Description

The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.



Fart Proudly

Author : Benjamin Franklin

Publisher : Frog Books

Page : 136 pages

File Size : 21,12 MB

Release : 2003-03-31

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781583940792

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Book Description

Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.



The World's Biggest Fart

Author : Rafael Ordóñez

Publisher : NubeOcho

Page : 48 pages

File Size : 35,91 MB

Release : 2023-11-06

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 8419974749

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Book Description

El mono fue el que tuvo la idea de este gran concurso. Un concurso de pedos en la jungla, donde participarán el elefante, el león, la cebra, el hipopótamo, el rinoceronte. ¿Quién será el ganador?



Farts in the Wild

Author : H. W. Smeldit

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 49,14 MB

Release : 2012-01-25

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9781452106311

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From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!