Go the F**k to Sleep


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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.




F*ck, I Can't Sleep


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A sweary journal for insomniacs, Caitlin Peterson's F*ck, I Can't Sleep!...




You Can't F*ck Up Your Kids


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Cribsheet meets The Sh!t No One Tells You in this no-holds-barred, judgment-free parenting guide that sets the record straight on every hot-button parenting topic by longtime journalist and founder of the viral #NoShameParenting movement. What if you could do more for your kids, by doing a whole lot less? Parenting today has become a competitive sport, and it seems that everyone is losing. From the very moment that little line turns blue, parents-to-be find themselves in a brave new world where every decision they make is fraught, every action they take is judged, and everything they do seems to be the wrong thing. Formula feed? Breast is best. Breastfeed in public? That’s indecent. Cry it out? You’re causing permanent harm to your child. Don’t sleep train? Your child will never learn to sleep on his or her own. Stay home? You’re setting a bad example for your kids. Go back to work? Don’t you love your kids more than your job? Lindsay Powers—former editor-in-chief of Yahoo! Parenting, creator of the #NoShameParenting movement, and mom of two—is here to help parents everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief. This laugh-out-loud funny, accessible, and reassuring book sets the record straight on all of the insane conflicts that parents face—from having a glass of wine while pregnant to sleep training, childcare, feeding, and even sex after baby. Drawing on the latest research and delivered in a relatable, comforting voice, You Can’t F*ck Up Your Kids demonstrates that it is possible to take the stress out of parenting and sit back and enjoy the ride.




Lean the F*ck Out


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Say “hell no!” to saying yes to everything with the help of Lean the F*ck Out Just don't do it. From the mental load to the laundry load to the everyday load of BS—you carry it all and then some. You’re killing it at work, cooking super healthy sh*t at home, parenting like it’s an Olympic sport, saving the Earth one paper straw at a time, and still going to bed feeling like you should have done more. Time to join the revolution. Hop off the hamster wheel of endless guilt and responsibilities and start enjoying the kind of calm that would make a Buddhist master blush. Talia Argondezzi's Lean the F*ck Out is a joyful manifesto on the benefits of using shortcuts, delegating like a checked-out boss, failing at things that don’t matter, and claiming your joy. All you have to do is: - Be a B student for once in your perfection-driven life. - Let some things slide. (Really. It’s okay.) - Untangle your self-worth from your achievements. - Make time for that good, good sh*t. - Say goodbye to burnout and feel like yourself again.




Healthy as F*ck


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Are you tired of yo-yo dieting, restrictive eating plans, and short-lived results? It's time to break free from the dieting cycle and embark on a transformative journey toward happiness, confidence, and self-acceptance. Drawing on the latest scientific research and her extensive experience as an award-winning trainer, Oonagh Duncan guides you through a holistic journey that addresses both the physical and mental aspects of wellness. With her refreshing, no-nonsense style, she reveals seven essential habits: Cultivate a positive mindset: Harness the power of your thoughts and beliefs to overcome obstacles and develop a resilient mindset for success. Optimize nutrition: Learn how to nourish your body with whole, nutrient-dense foods, without restrictive diets or complicated meal plans. Master mindful eating: Develop a healthier relationship with food, practice mindful eating techniques, and find joy in the dining experience. Create effective workout routines: Discover the most efficient ways to exercise, build strength, and enhance your fitness level, tailored to your individual needs. Prioritize sleep and stress management: Unlock the secrets of quality sleep and stress reduction to optimize your body's natural healing and fat-burning processes. Foster sustainable habits: Implement practical strategies to make healthier choices effortlessly and create lasting change in your daily life. Embrace self-care and self-love: Learn how to prioritize self-care, develop self-compassion, and build a strong foundation of self-love for a happier, more fulfilled life. Whether you're a fitness enthusiast seeking a new approach or someone who has struggled with weight management for years, Healthy as F*ck provides a clear roadmap to a healthier and more balanced you.




F*ck Feelings


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"The only self-help book you'll ever need, from a psychiatrist who will help you put aside your unrealistic wishes, stop trying to change things you can't change, and do the best with what you can control--the first steps to solving all of life's impossible problems"--




Calm the F*ck Down


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Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.




I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep


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What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? What if 5000 Indian yogis simultaneously dropped hot coffee on their laps in 5000 McDonalds to balance India's budget? How about selling used nukes to help balance the budget deficit? By the father of 3 boys and one Inner Brat that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this broad anthology of humor is his bestselling e-book. "Pythonesque," silly, and sophisticated at the same time, according to reviewers. I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is fresh, subversive, and often thought-provoking. You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don’t be surprised if they decide to read it to you. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, 5-star review This edition restores the ORIGINAL cover which was so popular with readers.




Super Call of the LOL


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An ordinary young man like Chen Fan occasionally obtained a summoning scroll from the Hero Alliance in the future.From then on, Chen Fan and the heroes he summoned had created a colorful comedy in the city ..."Master, it's done, except for 2 guys ..."Chen Fan calmly said, "Don't worry, you want to run? Running in front of me is the biggest mistake of his life. Card, EZ, captain, Panson, Ice, Dead Song, Lax will destroy him!Ah? Cooldown? Forget it, let them go. Wishing them a chance to live through Timmer's Mushroom Formation...What? They didn't go that way? It's okay, there's still the clown's box there, right? What? You're not going there either? "Hehe, don't be afraid, there are still two cannons with big heads over there ..."This book uses ease as the main melody, interspersed with all sorts of funny plot. Newcomer's pen, limited brush, if unsatisfied, please forgive me.




The Fated Prophecy


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The bloodline is told to be extinct with the death of the one and only female born. Males are still being born, but do not carry the magic. Will another female be created to begin the prophecy? There are many versions of this prophecy. Most of the books say this female will bare a son. Saying he will be powerful, even more so than his ancestors. What if she were to have a daughter? One man will vow to steal her, mark her, mate with her and use her to bare his pups when she is eighteen like the prophecy states it should happen. He believes those actions will give him the power he has always wanted. With others helping to try and steal the child, the Alpha and Luna have no choice to hide her. This child will grow up in the human world, not knowing what she is until her shift at sixteen. The child wonders about the dreams she has. Another family? What about the wolves? Who are Callie and Harvey? Who gave her the teddy bear? It was left with her when I was found at the fire station. It had her name on it Celeste Heaven. That's my name. She wonders who named her? A relative? She doesn't know her given last name, but her adopted last name is Keene. Will she ever meet my birth parents? Ask them why they left her the way they did? Did they even love her? She has a feeling that there is more, she is meant for more. She has an eidetic memory and too smart for her own good sometimes. Her adoptive parents call it ambition. There is a big piece of her that is missing, she wonders if she will ever find out? What happens when she finds out what she really is? Will she accept it? Will she be alone when it all happens? And what will happen when the man she falls for as teenager finds out they are destined mates? Will he accept her? All things must align if the power she holds is to be released within her. But, with free will can Celeste and her destined mate be able to fulfill the requirements they will know nothing about?